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The Money Shot: top clubs in this week’s MLS Weekly rankings

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We’ve already dropped knowledge and quasi-science on Parts II and III; here are your top money-makers and heart-breakers (Nos 1-6) in our weekly MLS Rankings countdown, following Round 6:

6. Seattle Sounders – Brian Mullan’s first trip into Seattle since the incident came and went without any drama, and ended just fine in Seattle fan minds in a 1-0 win over Colorado. Speaking of all that incident, on Monday hopeful news drifted out of Seattle that Steve Zakuani may finally get into a reserve match. We’ve had Lucy pull the football away from us on this one before, so we’ll see.  Right back Zach Scott was impressive in Saturday’s win. I liked him a lot, and so did Seattle Times writer Joshua Mayers.

5. New York Red Bulls – Is there any reason to expect that more games won’t play out the way Saturday’s did inside Red Bull Arena, with goals raining like spring showers over Manhattan? Kenny Cooper and Thierry Henry keep hooking up beautifully on the attacking end, but that defense is all thumbs. Hans Backe scratches at the bottom line when he says it’s all about ball watching, but it’s truly worse than that. Guys are running into each other back there! The Red Bull’s 10 goals allowed is second-worst in the East, behind only expansion Montreal. And Rafa Marquez is being a naughty, naughty boy. Again.

4. San Jose Earthquakes – Nobody claims a playoff spot in April, of course. On the other hand, heading into late April at the top of the Western Conference standings would be a splendid place for the Earthquakes to find themselves. A victory over conference toppers Real Salt Lake this Saturday would put Frank Yallop’s team there. With a game in hand, no less. Rafael Baca was especially impressive, but the entire San Jose midfield was on top of things in last week’s 2-2 draw with New York. This injury to Shea Salinas is a concern, and the disciplinary committee could have something to say later this week that could further deplete San Jose’s roster.

3. Houston Dynamo – With seven points already from this difficult seven-game road swing to open the season, the Orange may already have done enough to keep things happily afloat ahead of the May 12 downtown stadium debut. Just three games to go after Sunday’s soggy 1-1 draw in Chicago. This week’s trip is into Columbus, where the depleted Dynamo midfield will get one player back, at least, as Adam Moffat returns from his one-game suspension.

2. Real Salt Lake – They didn’t give up a ton of chances in last week’s big meeting with Sporting Kansas City, but they didn’t direct a whole lot toward opposition goal, either. No time to rehash that one, thought; RSL retains its spot atop the Western Conference standings, but the chief threat of the moment is up next. Things get no easier this week as Jason Kreis takes his team into Buck Shaw Stadium to meet confident San Jose. Real has prevailed in its last two matches at San Jose, so recent history sides with the gang from Utah.

1. Sporting Kansas City – The league’s best side has its work cut out this week, traveling for a mid-week match Wednesday (Vancouver) and then navigating a quick turn-around before Saturday’s match down the coast (Portland). Will one of these be the match that trips up Peter Vermes’ high fliers?  By the way, one media frequent flier on the Sporting KC scene suggests nobody what happens this week, this is already the best start in MLS history.

Youthful Tottenham Hotspur lose to Juventus in ICC opener

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - JULY 26:  Cameron Carter-Vickers of Tottenham Hotspur and Paulo Dybala of Juventus FC compete for the ball during the 2016 International Champions Cup match between Juventus FC and Tottenham Hotspur at Melbourne Cricket Ground on July 26, 2016 in Melbourne, Australia.  (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)
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Italian champs Juventus beat Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 at Melbourne Cricket Ground in Australia on Tuesday as Paulo Dybala and Medhi Benatia both scored in the first half and Erik Lamela pulled one back for Spurs in the second half.

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The International Champions Cup clash saw both teams field plenty of youngsters but Juve put the result to bed inside the opening 15 minutes with two well-taken goals.

New Spurs signings Vincent Janseen and Victor Wanyama started the game, while U.S. youth international Cameron Carter-Vickers started at center back and DeAndre Yedlin was on the bench but came on at half time and played left back.

Mauricio Pochettino‘s young side defended poorly early on but he will have been pleased to come through the game without any injuries — plus youngster Marcus Edwards impressing off the bench — and Spurs’ attention will now switch to playing Atletico Madrid in Melbourne on Friday.

Dybala scored after just six minutes with the first effort of the game as young Spurs defender Dominic Ball gave the ball away and Carter-Vickers couldn’t clear the ball which led to Dybala smashing home with his left foot. 1-0 to Juve.

A strong Juventus side continued to pin Spurs back as Miralem Pjanic becoming more influential and Dybala hammered a shot towards the to corner after Carter-Vickers was caught out but Michel Vorm tipped it over.

From the resulting corner Benatia headed home across the goal and despite protests of a push by Benatia from Spurs’ players, the goal stood. 2-0 to the Italian champs.

Spurs began to grow into the game after their initial struggles and looked dangerous from wide areas but Janseen was a frustrated figure up front, while William Miller went down in the box under a heavy challenge but no penalty kick was awarded.

At half time Pochettino made four changes with Josh Onoma, Harry Winks, Erik Lamela and Yedlin coming on, with the USMNT man slotting in at left back before playing the final 12 minutes at right back as he showed plenty of promise going forward.

Pjanic was set clean through in the second half but skewed his effort over the bar when he should’ve hit the target and at the other end Lamela struck a low left-footed effort just wide of the far post via a deflection.

After a flurry of subs for both teams Lamela pulled one back for Spurs. Wanyama won the ball back 40-yards out in a central area and Lamela drilled a low shot into the bottom corner to make it 2-1.

Lamela had a great chance to equalize late on but hit his shot straight at the goalkeeper, while Shayon Harrison was also kept out as Spurs couldn’t find an equalizer with the first game of their tour of Australia ending in defeat.

Ronaldo shows no sign of injury while hanging with Conor McGregor

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Cristiano Ronaldo may not be ready for the UEFA Super Cup, but he’s no longer limping around.

To explore the Real Madrid superstar’s Instagram is to see Ronaldo, sometimes clothed, hanging out with celebrities.

In the last couple weeks we’ve seen him with Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez, and now his “bro” Conor McGregor.

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Wait, what?

Yeah, Ronaldo is friends with the MMA star, and showed no ill form (and no brace of any kind) in several posed photos with McGregor.

Although admittedly, McGregor’s IG game is a bit better: The Irish fighter posted a photo of himself sunning in his briefs with the caption, “I’m gonna get him on the Forbes list by next year. But I’m gonna get him on the tan by next week.”

Good luck with both, bro.

Great to see you bro!!💪🏽🔝

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Bruce pens letter to Hull fans: “Desperately wanted to make it work”

YORK, ENGLAND - JULY 23: Steve Bruce manager of  Hull City ahead of the pre-season friendly match between York City and Hull City at Bootham Cresent on July 23, 2014  in York, England. (Photo by Nigel Roddis/Getty Images)
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Many Hull City fans didn’t want Steve Bruce to leave the club, and this open letter shows why.

After leaving the club by “mutual consent” on Friday — it was first widely reported that he quit — fans protested at Hull’s game on Monday.

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Bruce may’ve had his problems with Hull’s ownership, but he certainly got his supporters’ feelings right down to the core.

From the Hull Daily Mail:

My biggest regret is having to walk away but it was a decision I had to make for the sake of the club. The last 12 months have been very tough and it felt like the right step for the club to move forward in a different direction and with someone else in charge.

I desperately wanted to make it work this summer and be a Premier League manager again but, sadly, it wasn’t to be. Nevertheless, I’ve left Hull City with some fantastic memories that I’ll always cherish, including just eight weeks ago in the Championship play-off final at Wembley.

Class from the longtime boss, and we imagine he’ll have a job very soon if he wants it.

Report: Everton to activate release clause of Stoke’s Arnautovic

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 28: Marko Arnautovic (1st L) of Stoke City competes for the ball against Seamus Coleman (2nd L) and Gareth Barry (1st Rof Everton during the Barclays Premier League match between Everton and Stoke City at Goodison Park on December 28, 2015 in Liverpool, England.  (Photo by Dave Thompson/Getty Images)
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Everton is going to activate Marko Arnautovic‘s $16 million release clause to bring the Stoke City striker to Goodison Park, according to a report out of Austria.

Stoke had been trying to sign Arnautovic to a contract extension, but the player was reportedly prepared to play out the final year of his deal.

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The huge 27-year-old Austrian has been with Stoke since 2013, and broke through with 11 Premier League goals last season.

Arnautovic would give Everton support behind Romelu Lukaku, and insurance in case the Toffees do wind up selling their Belgian striker. Everton also has Arouna Kone as a potential target forward, but Oumar Niasse is expecting to leave after less than a year at Goodison Park.