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The Money Shot: top clubs in this week’s MLS Weekly rankings


We’ve already dropped knowledge and quasi-science on Parts II and III; here are your top money-makers and heart-breakers (Nos 1-6) in our weekly MLS Rankings countdown, following Round 6:

6. Seattle Sounders – Brian Mullan’s first trip into Seattle since the incident came and went without any drama, and ended just fine in Seattle fan minds in a 1-0 win over Colorado. Speaking of all that incident, on Monday hopeful news drifted out of Seattle that Steve Zakuani may finally get into a reserve match. We’ve had Lucy pull the football away from us on this one before, so we’ll see.  Right back Zach Scott was impressive in Saturday’s win. I liked him a lot, and so did Seattle Times writer Joshua Mayers.

5. New York Red Bulls – Is there any reason to expect that more games won’t play out the way Saturday’s did inside Red Bull Arena, with goals raining like spring showers over Manhattan? Kenny Cooper and Thierry Henry keep hooking up beautifully on the attacking end, but that defense is all thumbs. Hans Backe scratches at the bottom line when he says it’s all about ball watching, but it’s truly worse than that. Guys are running into each other back there! The Red Bull’s 10 goals allowed is second-worst in the East, behind only expansion Montreal. And Rafa Marquez is being a naughty, naughty boy. Again.

4. San Jose Earthquakes – Nobody claims a playoff spot in April, of course. On the other hand, heading into late April at the top of the Western Conference standings would be a splendid place for the Earthquakes to find themselves. A victory over conference toppers Real Salt Lake this Saturday would put Frank Yallop’s team there. With a game in hand, no less. Rafael Baca was especially impressive, but the entire San Jose midfield was on top of things in last week’s 2-2 draw with New York. This injury to Shea Salinas is a concern, and the disciplinary committee could have something to say later this week that could further deplete San Jose’s roster.

3. Houston Dynamo – With seven points already from this difficult seven-game road swing to open the season, the Orange may already have done enough to keep things happily afloat ahead of the May 12 downtown stadium debut. Just three games to go after Sunday’s soggy 1-1 draw in Chicago. This week’s trip is into Columbus, where the depleted Dynamo midfield will get one player back, at least, as Adam Moffat returns from his one-game suspension.

2. Real Salt Lake – They didn’t give up a ton of chances in last week’s big meeting with Sporting Kansas City, but they didn’t direct a whole lot toward opposition goal, either. No time to rehash that one, thought; RSL retains its spot atop the Western Conference standings, but the chief threat of the moment is up next. Things get no easier this week as Jason Kreis takes his team into Buck Shaw Stadium to meet confident San Jose. Real has prevailed in its last two matches at San Jose, so recent history sides with the gang from Utah.

1. Sporting Kansas City – The league’s best side has its work cut out this week, traveling for a mid-week match Wednesday (Vancouver) and then navigating a quick turn-around before Saturday’s match down the coast (Portland). Will one of these be the match that trips up Peter Vermes’ high fliers?  By the way, one media frequent flier on the Sporting KC scene suggests nobody what happens this week, this is already the best start in MLS history.

Cisse arrested in sex tape investigation

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Former Liverpool striker Djibril Cisse is embroiled in a bizarre investigation into the extortion of a sex tape.

The 34-year-old French striker has been arrested by French police who have confirmed that are investigating attempts to bribe another international footballer.

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Unconfirmed reports from France claim that the individual in question is France and Lyon midfielder Mathieu Valbuena, a former teammate of Cisse at both Marseille and with the French national team.

According to Reuters news agency, Cisse was questioned because he was familiar with the people involved and in total four individuals were arrested as it is alleged they plotted to ask for money from Valbuena for the sex tape to not be released. It is unclear if the tape is of Valbeuna and his partner Fanny Lafon, or if other individuals are involved.

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Cisse won the UEFA Champions League with Liverpool and scored 24 goals in 79 games during his three-year stay at Anfield until 2007. He also had spells with Sunderland and Queens Park Rangers in the Premier League, while he is currently out of contract after being released by Ligue 1 side Bastia following nine goals in 41 appearances. Cisse is due to appear on the French version of “Dancing with the Stars” in the coming months.

Further reports from France say that Cisse is expected to be “exonerated” and that the existence of the video is “not proven” at this point.

Agent: “There’s no hatred” between Bale, Ronaldo

Gareth Bale & Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid CF
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Gareth Bale doesn’t at all dislike Cristiano Ronaldo — or vice versa — despite what may seem a lukewarm on-field relationship between the two Real Madrid superstars, insists Jonathan Barnett, agent of Bale.

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Instead, Barnett insists that the two men with very different personalities have a healthy relationship, and competition, that pushes each Galactico to be the best player he can be.

Barnett, on Bale’s relationship with Ronaldo — quotes from the Guardian:

“They don’t go out eating every night together, but it’s fine. There’s no hatred there. Gareth is a quiet guy. They’re complete opposites. But I think Gareth can learn a little bit from Ronaldo as well, interacting maybe a little bit. But he wants his own life and he lives it. Gareth is a great footballer, he doesn’t want anything more. He has some very good endorsements but his whole life is to be the best footballer in the world. I don’t think he wants to be the best model in the world or the best underwear seller. That’s not him.”

That’s a hilarious closing quote from Barnett, but he knows exactly how some folks are going to interpret it: “Bale thinks Ronaldo loves himself too much.”

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There’s nothing better for the ultimate success of a team than healthy, friendly competition between teammates who are spectacularly talented as Ronaldo and Bale. The former will only be around to perform at his current level for so much longer, but at what point does the latter officially take the torch and supplant Madrid’s biggest star, and how accepting will he be of passing that proverbial torch?