Shipped from abroad, Italy: When Juve-derived confusion buries third-place’s lead

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The last time Juventus made out like world beaters, I sang their praises, noting a four-goal win over Roma was the type of performance we’d been waiting for – the type of performance that would overshadow all the misgivings that’d formed during a very vincible season of being Invincibles.

Then came their mid-week win over Cesena – where the Old Lady needed a late goal from Marco Boriello to claim all three points from a relegation-embattled side – and I completely regressed, indulging in all the hyperbole you’d expect from somebody violently flopping from one side of the fence to the other.

With that pattern you’d expect another pendulum-esque swing following Juventus’s 4-0 Sunday thrashing of Novara, but no. I guess I’m finally starting to learn. After Boriello and Arturo Vidal complemented a Mirko Vucinic double, I’ve finally stopped trying to describe Juventus as anything but undefeated and on course to claim Serie A.

Before, when they were clawing their way to draws and 1-0s, I wanted Juventus to be a paper tiger. Juventus is more resourceful than good, I could write. I know that story.

When they posted dominant victories, I could write about how Juventus was growing into the title. Now, as we enter the season’s final match days, the Old Lady is playing the part their record dictates. They were a sleeping giant all along, that story goes.

It’s all so lazy. Instead of watching Juventus and writing what I saw, I took in the performances and asked “which archetype does this fit?”

Which of the X number of team-types in my mind does Juventus conform to? I decide which one, write some variation on that theme, and hope the next week I seem prescient.

This year, that way of going about things has failed me time and time again. This year’s Juve isn’t a type to be categorized with all the teams that’ve come before. They’re a team to be taken in and appreciated on their own merits. They are their own side.

Whereas I’d previously (if implicitly) bemoaned the squad’s inconsistency, now I see them as capable of both greatness and resourcefulness. If I’d previously wondered if they truly were Italy’s best, now I absorb Juve’s performances independent of anything Milan’s done.

After Sunday’s win, Juventus has finally carved out their own, distinct place in my mind. I’m not comparing them to any pre-constructed types. I’m not wondering if they meet whatever standard I’d created for a league champion or undefeated team.

Juve just are, and and with three matches left in the season, they’re still undefeated, still three points clear of the rest of the league.

Elsewhere in Italy

All results
Palermo 1-1 Catania
Cagliari 0-0 Chievo
Roma 2-2 Napoli
Bologna 3-2 Genoa
Inter Milan 2-1 Cesena
Atalanta 2-0 Fiorentina
Novara 0-4 Juventus
Siena 1-4 Milan
Lecce 1-2 Parma
Udinese 2-0 Lazio

Races

Champions League: Juventus (77 points/35 games), Milan (74/35), Napoli (55/25)

Europa League: Udinese (55/35), Internazionale (55/35), Lazio (55/35)

Stuff that stuck out:

  • All of a sudden, Serie A’s gotten amazing. There’s a four-way tie for the last Champions League spot.
  • The first tiebreaker is points amongst tied teams. Napoli has 11 points from games among the four teams, three better than Udinese.
  • The run-ins for each team:
    • Napoli: Palermo, at Bologna, Siena
    • Udinese: at Cesena, Genoa, Catania
    • Inter Milan: at Parma, Milan, at Lazio
    • Lazio: Siena, at Atalanta, Inter Milan
  • Neither of Roma’s clubs have won over the last three match days. Lazio’s four-match winless run as seen them fall from third to sixth. Is the streak a factor in Lazio freezing out the press after their weekend loss, a purported protest over Udinese’s second goal (they claim should have been disallowed after whistles were heard on the pitch)?
  • With two goals on Sunday, Zlatan Ibrahimovic is up to 26 for the year, four ahead of Edinson Cavani for Serie A’s capocannonieri. However, he is also on pace to finish on a non-first place team for the first time since his 2002-03 season with Ajax.
  • But the real story from Milan’s match: The full return of Antonio Cassano. The Milan forward posted a goal and two assists.

Up next: Mid-week action sees two Tuesday matches (including Napoli’s hosting of Palermo) ahead of both title contenders taking the field on Wednesday. If Milan loses and Juve wins, the title goes to Turin.

U.S. Soccer Hall of Fame ballot revealed, including Beckham

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CHICAGO (AP) David Beckham, the English midfielder who brought increased visibility to American soccer and won a pair of Major League Soccer titles while playing for the LA Galaxy from 2007-12, is among 12 first-time candidates on the 33-player ballot for the U.S. National Soccer Hall of Fame.

Defender Steve Cherundolo, midfielder Pablo Mastroeni and forward Brian Ching, key parts of the U.S. national team, also are new candidates on the ballot announced Wednesday. Other first-timers include defenders Chris Albright, Danny Califf and Tina Frimpong Ellertson; goalkeepers Joe Cannon and Kevin Hartman, and midfielders Amado Guevara, Eddie Gaven and Leslie Osborne.

Defender Chris Armas and midfielder Jason Kreis, currently Orlando’s coach, are in their final year of eligibility. Former midfielder Ben Olsen, now D.C. United’s coach, is among the holdovers.

Other men on the ballot include goalkeeper Pat Onstad; defenders Gregg Berhalter, Frankie Hejduk and Tony Sanneh; midfielders Chris Klein, Eddie Lewis and Steve Ralston; and forwards Jeff Cunningham, Clint Mathis, Jaime Moreno, Ante Razov, Taylor Twellman and Josh Wolff.

Women on the ballot include goalkeeper Briana Scurry; defenders Kate Sobrero Markgraf and Heather Mitts; midfielder Aly Wagner; and forward Tiffeny Milbrett.

Voting will take place among men’s and women’s national team coaches, Major League Soccer and National Women’s Soccer league management, U.S. Soccer Federation leadership, Hall of Famers and media. Each voter can list up to 10 players, and a player must appear on at least 66.7 percent of ballots to earn election.

Among those on the builder ballot are former USSF President Bob Contiguglia; referee Esse Baharmast; coaches Gene Chyzowych, Eddie Firmani, Gordon Jago and Joe Machnik; and administrators Richard Groff, Tim Leiweke, Francisco Marcos and Kevin Payne.

The 15-player veteran ballot, voted on only by Hall of Famers, has George Best, Chico Borja, Mike Burns, John Doyle, Marco Etcheverry, Linda Hamilton, Mary Harvey, Chris Henderson, Dominic Kinnear, Shep Messing, Cindy Parlow, Tiffany Roberts, Mike Sorber, Tisha Venturini-Hoch and Roy Wegerle.

The hall’s building in Oneonta, New York, closed in 2010. A new facility in Frisco, Texas, is under construction and slated to open in 2018.

Premier League stats of the season — Opta

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With the 2016-17 Premier League season officially complete, a look at some of the compelling, shocking and record-breaking stats, from August to May — all stats courtesy of the good folks at Opta:

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30 — Chelsea (30 wins) have broken the PL record for most wins in a season (previously 29, by Chelsea in 2004-05, and 2005-06)

457 — Only Chelsea (457 minutes) were in a losing position in PL matches for less time than Liverpool (471 mins) this season

114 — Chelsea used all three substitutes in every Premier League game this season (114 in total) – they are only the second team to do this in a 38-game Premier League season (Manchester City, in 2014-15)

230 — Michy Batshuayi’s title-winning goal for Chelsea at West Bromwich Albion was his first PL shot on target since Sept. 24th, 2016 (230 days), and only his third overall in the competition

3,420 — Cesar Azpilicueta became the fourth outfield player in PL history to play every minute of a title-winning season (after Gary Pallister, in 1992-93; John Terry, in 2014-15; and Wes Morgan, in 2015-16)

1 — Because of their opening day victory against Leicester City, Hull City spent one more day on top of the PL than Tottenham Hotspur did in 2016-17 (0)

86 — 11 previous PL champions have won the title with a point tally equal to or less than Tottenham’s 86-point tally in 2016-17

+60 — Tottenham Hotspur’s goal difference of +60 is the highest in PL history for a non-title winning side

3 — Tottenham were the only club in England’s top four tiers to see as many as three players score 20+ goals for them in all competitions this season (Harry Kane, Dele Alli and Son Heung-min)

6 — Harry Kane now has six PL hat-tricks for Spurs, twice as many as any other player for the club (Robbie Keane and Jermain Defoe, both with 3)

0 — Liverpool were unbeaten in the PL against the top seven teams this season (12 played: 7 won, 5 drawn, 0 lost) but their record against the other 13 sides was (26 played: 15 won, 5 drawn, 6 lost)

38 — Both Arsenal and Manchester United have finished outside of the top four of the top-flight for the first time since 1978-79 (38 years)

600 — Manchester United became the first team to win 600 PL matches (962 played: 604 won, 209 drawn, 149 lost)

2,000 — Manchester United also became the first team to win 2000 points in the PL, with victory over Watford in February

11 — 11 different English players made 20+ PL appearances for Bournemouth this season. The last PL team to do this was Aston Villa, in 2000-01 (also 11 players)

48.8% — West Bromwich Albion scored a league-high proportion of their goals from set-piece situations this season (48.8%). They also conceded the lowest proportion from set-pieces (21.6%)

70 — Swansea City conceded 70 goals in the PL this season. Only two teams have conceded more in a 38-game PL season and survived relegation (Wigan, in 2009-10 — 79, and West Bromwich Albion in 2010-11 — 71)

13 — Hull City gave away 13 penalties this season, the most of any side in a single PL campaign

Men in Blazers podcast: “The Blazers” awards, plus John Terry’s farewell

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Rog and Davo recap the race for Top Four, John Terry‘s farewell at Chelsea and another Harry Kane hat trick. Plus, they roll out the red carpet for the 2016-17 end-of-season awards, “The Blazers.”

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“Three trophies and CL”: Mourinho relieved after “most difficult season”

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Don’t try to tell Jose Mourinho that his first season at Manchester United wasn’t a raging success, because all you’d get in return is a simple shake of the head before he walks away.

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Following Wednesday’s Europa League final victory over Ajax, one which put Man United into next season’s UEFA Champions League, Mourinho was adamant that the club’s 2016-17 season was a success, despite the fact the Red Devils finished sixth in the Premier League.

“Three trophies in one season and the Champions League,” as Mourinho put it, in his “most difficult season as a manager” — quotes from the BBC:

“We totally deserved the win. I am so happy to see the boys with the crutches with the trophy and now I am on holiday. I don’t want to see any international friendlies, I am selfish. I can’t do it.

“For me, enough is enough. It has been a very hard last few months, we were short of numbers.

“Three trophies in one season and the Champions League. I am very happy in my most difficult season as a manager.”

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As for his summer shopping list and Wayne Rooney‘s future at the club, well… Mourinho was much clearer about one than the other — quotes from the BBC:

“Ed Woodward has my list, what I want, what I would like for more than two months. So now it’s up to him and the owners. But I don’t care about football for now.

“Wayne Rooney was ready to play, he was a big option. But I didn’t need to attack at 2-0. I told him yesterday that he could be the key man but he can perfectly be here next season. He is a very important player for us. If he stays next season I’d be very happy.”