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Shipped from abroad, Spain: Because the Clasico didn’t end the season

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Throughout 2012, Athletic Bilbao has been a bit hot and cold, and not in that annoying Katy Perry way (don’t click on this). Marcelo Bielsa has had to balance Europa League success, a run to the Copa del Rey final, and his squad’s Primera campaign. The last has become a roller coaster.

On Wednesday, Real Madrid, needing a win to claim their first liga in four seasons, got early goals from Gonzalo Higuaín and Mesüt Özil. Long before Cristiano Ronaldo added his 43rd of the year in the second half, los Merengues had wrapped up the match, a fate confirmed when Javi Martínez was dismissed with just over 15 minutes left. With the win Real Madrid had their title, dropping Athletic Bilbao to eighth. Had Athletic’s Copa spot not already put them back in Europe, they’d be on the verge of missing out.

Athletic’s is not an uncommon story among those jockeying for Europe. Only one of the teams sitting fourth through 10th won during the mid-week match day. Mallorca, that club, has won three in a row and climbed all the way to seventh place. Two weeks ago, Joaquín Capparrós’s team sat 14th. Now they’re one point from Europe. Such is the sudden weakness of Spain’s mid-table.

It’s something nobody’s noticed. Even with the season’s last Clasico more than a week in the past, most are still focused on Real Madrid and Barcelona. Lionel Messi’s in the news for breaking records, while Real Madrid’s there for winning what José Mourinho call his most difficult title.

Perhaps with that settled, people can start taking note of the rest of the league. Then again, on match day 36, there wasn’t much to notice.

Elsewhere in Spain

Tuesday’s results
Getafe 1-1 Racing Santander
Granada 2-1 Espanyol
Sporting Gíjon 2-3 Villarreal

Wednesday’s results
Atlético Madrid 1-1 Real Soceidad
Barcelona 4-1 Málaga
Sevilla 1-2 Real Betis
Mallorca 1-0 Rayo Vallecano
Real Zaragoza 1-0 Levante
Valencia 4-0 Osasuna
Athletic Bilbao 0-3 Real Madrid


Champions League: Real Madrid (94 points, 36 games), Barcelona (87, 36), Valencia (58, 36), Málaga (55/36)*

Europa League: Levante (52, 36), Atlético Madrid (50, 36) (Athletic Bilbao has qualified by virtue of making the FA Cup final)

Survival (relegation): Rayo Vallecano (40, 36), Real Zaragoza (37, 36)

Stuff that stuck out:

  • The flip side to Mallorca’s ascension was Rayo Vallecano’s descent. Whereas a month ago the Madrid-based club was coming off a 6-0 demolition of Osasuna and was looking at a top-half finish, five straight losses have then only three points from the drop. On Wednesday, Rayo found the woodwork before Mallorca’s second half goal extended the losing run.
  • The means Zaragoza have a chance to stay up. For most of the season, they’ve been in last place, though a late winter surge gave the economically-challenged club hope. Edu Oriol’s early goal against visiting Levante gave Zaragoza another upset, and with closing matches against Racing and Getafe, Real may actually stay up. Again.
  • Real Betis’ 1-0 win at the Sánchez Pizjuán not only gave the club a win over their arch rivals, it pulled the club even on points with Sevilla. Few would have thought that possible at the beginning of the season, but with Sevilla having only taken one point from their last four, Betis may be looking down on their rivals at season’s end.
  • Villarreal extended their unbeaten run to five games with their win at Sporting. They’re now four points clear of the drop, far enough in front that we didn’t bother listing them in the relegation race. It’s been a difficult year for the Yellow Submarine, having lost their best player for most of it. That Nilmar’s been hurt and Santi Cazorla was sold created a perfect storm, the club only good for 39 goals this season. It’s a kind of confluence you can’t deny – you can only survive. All they need to do is get to the finish line and start over.

Up next: Barcelona hosts Espnayol for a Catalan derby while Valencia and Villarreal have on of their own. As far as matches that influence the races, Mallorca will host Levante is a shockingly important fixture, Real Zaragoza has a must win match against already-relegated Racing, while Atlético hosts Málaga.


This is what it looks like when you win the one of the two biggest leagues in the world:

Anything involving tighty whities? I’m out.

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Puksas Award finalists: Somehow absent is USWNT’s Carli Lloyd

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FIFA announced on Monday its three-man list of finalists for the 2015 Puskas Award, handed out each year to the player who scored the “most beautiful” goal of the past calendar year.

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The three men up for this year’s honor are Alessandro Florenzi (WATCH HERE), Lionel Messi (WATCH HERE) and Wendell Lira (WATCH HERE) — all scorers of fantastically beautiful goals this year.

That means Carli Lloyd, who made the original list of nominees before being whittled down to just three, is shockingly tragically scandalously criminally not a finalist for this year’s award. Reminder: This is the goal we’re talking about.

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So, here’s the case for Lloyd:

  • She scored from midfield
  • She scored the winner from midfield in a World Cup final
  • She scored the winner from midfield in a World Cup final to complete a hat trick
  • She scored the winner from midfield in a World Cup final to complete a hat trick in the 16th minute

How in the world is Carli Lloyd’s midfield goal to complete a 16-minute hat trick and win a World Cup final not a top-three goal of the year? You got some (more) explaining to do, FIFA.

Beckham group abandons latest plans for Miami MLS stadium

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All signs seemed to point toward an all-too-familiar outcome for the David Beckham-led investment group hoping to bring a Major League Soccer franchise to the city of Miami: another failed plan in their bid to build a brand new stadium.

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Earlier this month, newly-joined all-world sports executive Tim Leiweke warned that groups or individuals currently owning the various parcels of land surrounding the Miami Marlins’ baseball stadium, the latest site Miami Beckham United (MBU) had chosen, were making “unrealistic” demands and threatened to derail the project at that location.

Today, it’s been reported across South Florida that the group has altogether abandoned plans to build their stadium at that particular site. Miami city commissioner Francis Suarez confirmed that MBU were “moving in a different direction” — quotes from Local 10 News:

“It’s going to be withdrawn from the next agenda because the Beckham group has not acquired the private properties that are needed to construct the stadium on that site.”

“The residents expect us to hold these teams to the fire,” Suarez said. “A lot of times they’re financed by wealthy people and they want some sort of a public subsidy, which is very controversial as well, which is why we were going to take it to referendum.”

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On Sunday, during halftime of the league’s Eastern Conference final, MLS commissioner Don Garber was asked about the Miami stadium situation, to which he responded, “We think Miami will be a great market. We found a reasonably good site. I’m confident that we’ll get something done there.”

MBU is reportedly being held to something of a deadline by the MLS board of governors, which meets every year ahead of MLS Cup, with this weekend’s sit-down thought of as a target date to have something concrete going forward. Meanwhile, Sacramento Republic FC, an MLS expansion hopeful currently playing in the USL (third division), announced last week they would be moving forward with building their brand new MLS-sized stadium, expansion bid or not.

“Goal” writer pitching a Jamie Vardy movie: But who would play Kaspar Schmeichel?

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There are certainly already some comparisons between new Premier League record holder Jamie Vardy and fictional Santiago Munez from the “Goal!” movies.

But that isn’t going to stop “Goal” screenwriter Adrian Butchart from heading to Tinseltown and pitching the Vardy story as a basis for a new film, according to The Sun.

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And he’s got a who’s who of young actors in mind for the role of Vardy.

From The Sun:

Butchart believes Hollywood A-listers Robert Pattinson, Andrew Garfield and Zac Efron all have potential to fill Vardy’s boots in a film version of his life.

Unfortunately, they don’t ask Butchart who should play Claudio Ranieri, or Ruud van Nistelrooy.

Fortunately, we’re here with our cast (The first one is easy):

Aaron Paul as Vardy.

Robert Downey, Jr. as Van Nistelrooy.

James Franco as Riyad Mahrez.

Tommy Lee Jones as Ranieri.

Ryan Gosling as Kaspar Schmeichel.

Liam Neeson as Nigel Pearson.

And Danny Drinkwater as himself.

Report says Impact will add 96-times capped Ivorian defender

Monaco's Bulgarian forward Dimitar Berbatov (L) challenges Montpellier's Ivorian defender Siaka Tiene (R) during the French L1 football match between Montpellier and Monaco at the Mosson stadium in Montpellier on September 24, 2014.   AFP PHOTO / BORIS HORVAT        (Photo credit should read BORIS HORVAT/AFP/Getty Images)
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The Eastern Conference’s second-stingiest team is looking to enhance its already-strong back line.

Joining MLS Best XI defender Laurent Ciman could be Siaka Tiene, a longtime international teammate of Didier Drogba on the Ivory Coast squad.

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The 96-times capped Tiene will be 34 when next season starts, but will have fresh legs having not played since last season ended for Montpellier.

MLSSoccer.com does the translation work for us:

A report from RDS.ca states that the Impact have signed 33-year-old left back Siaka Tiéné, an Ivory Coast international who boasts World Cup and African Cup of Nations experience.

Aside from Ciman, Ambroise Oyongo is the only Impact back currently under contract.

Tiene played relatively well last season, but was limited to just 17 appearances in Ligue 1.