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Seattle Sounders: PST’s first Next Greatest Team … of all time

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ProSoccerTalk is proud to congratulate Seattle Sounders as the Next Greatest Team of All Time … for now.

Leading the league in points per game, Seattle’s proved they transcend comparisons to their 2012 competition. Their 0.375 goals against threaten to set a new standard for defensive excellence, and on pace for only three league losses, Seattle could end 2012 virtually (if relatively) unblemished. After four straight wins, Sigi Schmid’s team is on track to take their place along side the great D.C. United, Los Angeles Galaxy teams of the late-`90s, providing their version of MLS’s all-time standard.

Now some of you might have paused two sentences back and asked, “What the?” To which I can only retort …

Please. We really, really need this.

It’s clear LA Galaxy are not going to redefine CONCACAF greatness. So what does that say about those electrons we wasted preseason ordaining them as the next coming? I don’t want to think about it. Don’t make me think about it!

There’s a huge void created by LA’s plunge, but if we fill it quickly enough, we can just pretend it never happened. We can still have something to write about. We’ll have all of our podcast segments and debates. It will be like mom never left.

For the better part of a year, we’ve had a team to compare to those great LA, D.C. squads, and as this year’s Galaxy started to fade, some looked back at Sporting KC’s run, squinted, and said maybe, just maybe they can fill that void. Two losses later, no dice.

We have a need, people. Some team has to be the next greatest team of all time. Else, 98 posts PST has planned over the next six months have to be scrapped (they’re actually already written). If LA and Kansas City aren’t going to volunteer for the spot, we’ll just pick another team.

Let’s see: San Jose’s on top of the West, and … lost to Vancouver? Oh. OK. Well, that’s fine, because we all know that Real Salt Lake really has the best foundation so … home loss to Chivas USA? No, that doesn’t look good at all. Hey – D.C. United is really being overlooked. Their defense isn’t as bad as … well, yes – five goals allowed in one match are way too many.

Seattle it is, and we couldn’t be more proud. Montero, Alonso, Rosales, and the league’s biggest fan base? This isn’t a desperation pick. This is destiny.

And if we’re wrong – if you show us up, Seattle – there are 18 other teams more than willing to carry this flag. We’ll change this up as needed (accuracy is our prime value). And don’t underestimate our willingness to choose the 20th franchise as NGT (it’s a no-lose proposition).

We have content to churn, people. The narrative’s already in place.

ProSoccerTalk Next Greatest Team of All Time

May 7, 2012 – present: Seattle Sounders

Manchester United said to be offering $12 million bonus to Zlatan Ibrahimovic

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - APRIL 12:  Zlatan Ibrahimovic of Paris Saint-Germain beats Eliaquim Mangala (20) and Joe Hart of Manchester City to score, but his goal is disallowed during the UEFA Champions League quarter final second leg match between Manchester City FC and Paris Saint-Germain at the Etihad Stadium on April 12, 2016 in Manchester, United Kingdom.  (Photo by Clive Brunskill/Getty Images)
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The Premier League sometimes seems to deal in funny money, and it might take just that to bring Zlatan Ibrahimovic across the English Channel.

The Swedish superstar, 34, is leaving Paris Saint-Germain this summer and is reportedly being targeted by several Premier League clubs.

[ MORE: LVG issues statement ]

With his old pal Jose Mourinho expected to take over at Manchester United, there’s been a natural batch of gossip linking the pair. Goal.com has claims of extraordinary dollar signs for the trophy-collecting Ibrahimovic.

Goal’s French site claims that Ibrahimovic would get close to a $12 million signing bonus to go with a huge weekly salary of approximately $363,000. Add that up, and you’re talking more than $560,000 a week.

The report spreads rumors of a $400,000-per-week offer from Major League Soccer for Zlatan, and that acquisition would certainly quell the minor storm caused by China’s acquisition of many big names.

We’ve always thought Ibrahimovic was more an Arsenal-style player, but imagine Mourinho running the Swede with Anthony Martial and Marcus Rashford? Bonkers.

Ajax hires Peter Bosz as new coach to replace Frank de Boer

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - JULY 30:  Peter Bosz manager of Vitesse looks on ahead of the UEFA Europa League Third Qualifying Round 1st Leg match between Southampton and Vitesse at St Mary's Stadium on July 30, 2015 in Southampton, England.  (Photo by Jordan Mansfield/Getty Images)
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AMSTERDAM (AP) Ajax has signed Peter Bosz as its new coach, replacing Frank de Boer who announced earlier this month he was leaving the club after nearly six years in which he won four Dutch league titles.

Bosz, a former player and technical director at Ajax’s arch rival Feyenoord, is leaving Maccabi Tel Aviv to join the Amsterdam club on a three-year contract.

[ MORE: USMNT-Ecuador preview | Klinsmann eyes semis ]

In a statement late Tuesday, Bosz says it is an honor to join Ajax. He says, “I am very ambitious and so is Ajax.”

Ajax director Edwin van der Sar says that in Bosz, Ajax has hired a coach “who can make our talented squad even better.”

Ajax finished second behind PSV Eindhoven in the top flight Eredivisie season that has just ended.

WATCH: Neymar caught a bit offguard in first look at his wax figure

MADRID, SPAIN - MAY 22:  Neymar of FC Barcelona celebrates aftr scoring Barcelona's 2nd goal during the Copa del Rey Final between Barcelona and Sevilla at Vicente Calderon Stadium    on May 22, 2016 in Madrid, Spain.  (Photo by Denis Doyle/Getty Images)
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I remember the first time I saw the first of many life size wax replications of my body.

That is a sentence I am unlikely to ever utter, but Neymar is a different story.

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The 24-year-old Brazilian superstar was caught on camera witnessing his wax figure for the first time, and we can watch it thanks to FC Barcelona.

Look at this guy, looking at that guy. The most interesting part for me is his fascination with how well they did with his tattoos, which of course are easier to duplicate than, you know, a face:

Morris “completely respects” Klinsmann’s keeping him off USMNT roster

SEATTLE, WA - APRIL 20:  Seattle Sounders FC forward Jordan Morris speaks on stage during We Day at KeyArena on April 20, 2016 in Seattle, Washington.  (Photo by Mat Hayward/Getty Images for We Day)
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Seattle Sounders striker and USMNT star-in-waiting Jordan Morris struck a mature note when asked about his exclusion from Jurgen Klinsmann’s 23-man roster for this summer’s Copa America Centenario.

Some will have considered the youngster a lock for the roster, with Morris already boasting rarefied air as a college player to become something close to a national team regular while still in school.

[ MORE: USMNT-Ecuador preview | Klinsmann eyes semis ]

But Klinsmann opted for in-form San Jose striker Chris Wondolowski, and it has become old hat for MLS players to gripe when their name is not called by the German boss (See: Benny Feilhaber, Brad Evans and Landon Donovan).

Don’t count Morris in that group. Of course the youngster doesn’t have the tenure to rally against the man who gave him his shot in the first place, but that hasn’t stopped others from acting entitled to a roster spot.

From MLSSoccer.com:

“[Klinsmann] told me not take it too hard and that there was a lot of competition,” Morris said. “I completely respect his decision. There were a lot of good forwards playing and they’re all playing really well. I wish those guys all the best. It’s going to be a lot of fun to watch this summer.”

Morris can still end up on the roster through injury, and it’s easy to see him as the next name up should an attack-minded player take a knock. Stefan Frei told us last week that Morris is remarkably professional, and this is no exception.

The youngster did admit increased motivation from his omission, stating that “it gives you fuel to your fire to try and get back in the mix a little bit”. We have a feeling he won’t be out of that mix for long.