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Snap Judgments: Title contenders cruise on Premier League Saturday

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It was par for the course today in England, with title contenders playing out comfortable wins at City of Manchester Stadium, Stamford Bridge, and Upton Park. Elsewhere, two early season darlings needed comebacks to salvage a point, while Queens Park Rangers remains the league’s worst team.

We’re not done watching all the games yet, but now that the day’s last match is done, here are our snap judgments:

Manchester City 3-0 Sunderland: Aleksandr Kolarov made the most of a rare start by putting City up on five minutes, making the case that his skill from a dead ball might offset the open play difference between him and Gaël Clichy (not that I buy the argument). Sergio Agüero doubled City’s lead on the hour (after coming in for a sad Mario). One minute from time, Man of the Match James Milner made the most of his own rare start. Though City made seven changes from the team that started mid-week against Borussia Dortmund, it was still a strong rebound from their Champions League blah.

Wigan Athletic 2-2 Everton: They weren’t terrible, but this isn’t the Everton we’d seen most of the season. They’re either changing or we’re starting to see them for what they are. Now they’re the person you meet a little too late at the party. The next time you see them, you’re just not that into them. Everton, I think we’re better off as friends.

On Saturday, the Toffees needed a late penalty on Maynor Figueroa, the Honduras international’s foul on Kevin Mirallas setting up Leighton Baines’ game-winner.

West Bromwich Albion 3-2 Queens Park Rangers: A late Esteban Granero goal made this one closer than it played. The Baggies scored twice in the first 22 minutes and never relinquished the lead. Adel Taarabt (another member of Saturday’s Rare Start Club) pulled QPR within one in the 35th minute, but when Youssuf Mulumbu restored West Brom’s lead in the 85th minute, this match was over. West Brom sits fourth. QPR? Last. Ineptly so.

Chelsea 4-1 Norwich City: Grant Holt’s 11th minute goal went only angered Chelsea. They scored in the 14th (Torres), 22nd (Lampard) and 31st (Hazard) minutes, effectively putting the match away. The Blues outshot the Canaries 9-2 (on target) and had 69 percent of the Opta possession.

Norwich sits 19th in the table and has looked very bad in a number of matches. You want to say they’re in trouble, but given how many teams look bad coming out of Stamford Bridge, there will be better times to pile on the Canaries.

Swansea City 2-2 Reading: Yet another reminder that the great start that saw Swans begin the season with two lopsided wins was nothing more than that: a great start. They’ve faded badly since, and on Saturday they found themselves own 2-0 at halftime to Reading, a team that has yet to look the part since promotion. Second half goals from Michu and Wayne Routledge salvaged a point for Michael Laudrup’s team (who are winless in five).

West Ham United 1-3 Arsenal: A good three points for Arsenal from a tricky fixture, West Ham tougher than your normal promoted team. The Hammers carried a 1-1 score into the last 15 minutes when Theo Walcott and Santi Cazorla (who had another stellar match) added winning and insurance goals. Olivier Giroud also got on the scoresheet, his first goal since moving to Arsenal this summer.

Ronaldo shows no sign of injury while hanging with Conor McGregor

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Cristiano Ronaldo may not be ready for the UEFA Super Cup, but he’s no longer limping around.

To explore the Real Madrid superstar’s Instagram is to see Ronaldo, sometimes clothed, hanging out with celebrities.

In the last couple weeks we’ve seen him with Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez, and now his “bro” Conor McGregor.

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Wait, what?

Yeah, Ronaldo is friends with the MMA star, and showed no ill form (and no brace of any kind) in several posed photos with McGregor.

Although admittedly, McGregor’s IG game is a bit better: The Irish fighter posted a photo of himself sunning in his briefs with the caption, “I’m gonna get him on the Forbes list by next year. But I’m gonna get him on the tan by next week.”

Good luck with both, bro.

Great to see you bro!!💪🏽🔝

A photo posted by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on Jul 24, 2016 at 3:48pm PD

Bruce pens letter to Hull fans: “Desperately wanted to make it work”

YORK, ENGLAND - JULY 23: Steve Bruce manager of  Hull City ahead of the pre-season friendly match between York City and Hull City at Bootham Cresent on July 23, 2014  in York, England. (Photo by Nigel Roddis/Getty Images)
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Many Hull City fans didn’t want Steve Bruce to leave the club, and this open letter shows why.

After leaving the club by “mutual consent” on Friday — it was first widely reported that he quit — fans protested at Hull’s game on Monday.

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Bruce may’ve had his problems with Hull’s ownership, but he certainly got his supporters’ feelings right down to the core.

From the Hull Daily Mail:

My biggest regret is having to walk away but it was a decision I had to make for the sake of the club. The last 12 months have been very tough and it felt like the right step for the club to move forward in a different direction and with someone else in charge.

I desperately wanted to make it work this summer and be a Premier League manager again but, sadly, it wasn’t to be. Nevertheless, I’ve left Hull City with some fantastic memories that I’ll always cherish, including just eight weeks ago in the Championship play-off final at Wembley.

Class from the longtime boss, and we imagine he’ll have a job very soon if he wants it.

Report: Everton to activate release clause of Stoke’s Arnautovic

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 28: Marko Arnautovic (1st L) of Stoke City competes for the ball against Seamus Coleman (2nd L) and Gareth Barry (1st Rof Everton during the Barclays Premier League match between Everton and Stoke City at Goodison Park on December 28, 2015 in Liverpool, England.  (Photo by Dave Thompson/Getty Images)
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Everton is going to activate Marko Arnautovic‘s $16 million release clause to bring the Stoke City striker to Goodison Park, according to a report out of Austria.

Stoke had been trying to sign Arnautovic to a contract extension, but the player was reportedly prepared to play out the final year of his deal.

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The huge 27-year-old Austrian has been with Stoke since 2013, and broke through with 11 Premier League goals last season.

Arnautovic would give Everton support behind Romelu Lukaku, and insurance in case the Toffees do wind up selling their Belgian striker. Everton also has Arouna Kone as a potential target forward, but Oumar Niasse is expecting to leave after less than a year at Goodison Park.

Chelsea wins the League… of Hate; Bournemouth, Leicester not hated

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 27:  Diego Costa of Chelsea celebrates his team's second goal during the Barclays Premier League match between Southampton and Chelsea at St Mary's Stadium on February 27, 2016 in Southampton, England.  (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)
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A family of English newspapers conducted its annual survey of which teams are the most hated in the Premier League, and there’s a new champion.

Manchester United has dropped to second in the table to Chelsea in what the Manchester Evening News called the “League of Hate”.

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According to the MEN, 10,000 fans were quizzed on their love and hate:

A national survey asked fans of each top flight club which sides they hate, and which they love, and the west London club came out as the most disliked club overall.

United, who won the dubious accolade last year, have been revealed to be the next most reviled side.

It’s no surprise that the league’s more successful sides sit atop the table while newer PL clubs like Bournemouth and Burnley are not reviled. That said, Leicester’s dream story has them 19th. How much more success do they need to have before shooting up the hate table?

Here’s the Top Five, and all results:

1) Chelsea
2) Manchester United
3) Liverpool
4) Manchester City
5) Arsenal