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Snap Judgments: Quick reactions to Tuesday’s Champions League results

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While draws can often leave fans feeling empty-handed, today’s games in Gelsenkirchen, Madrid, and Manchester did their part to dissuade the notion an even scoreline at 90 minutes should cancel out the wonders that went into it. Those three draws, all 2-2 finals, made for one of the best nights of the Champions League season. In the process, two unexpected group leaders (Schalke, Borussia Dortmund) reinforced the notion that Germany’s Bundesliga is ready to make its long-awaited impact in European competition.

Elsewhere, Zlatan Ibrahimovic crafted another memorable night, one of his former teams (Milan) needed a late goal to salvage a home result, while Russia’s best hope to compete in this year’s competition continued to disappoint.

Group A

Paris Saint-Germain 4-0 Dinamo Zagreb – Dinamo held PSG dangerman Zlatan Ibrahimovic scoreless, but the big Swede assisted on all four Paris Saint-Germain goals, with Ligue 1’s leaders making predictably easy work of Dinamo. Carlo Ancelotti went back to an attacking trident for this one, giving the trio Ibrahimovic, Ezequiel Lavezzi and Jeremy Menez a rare start.

Dynamo Kyiv 0-0 Porto – Dynamo continues to be an improved side under Oleg Blokhin, the former Ukraine national team coach who assumed Dynamo’s reins last month. Though the draw almost guaranteed their relegation to Europa League, Dynamo’s a much-improved team from the side that opened the tournament with a 4-1 loss in Paris.

Impact – Porto’s first blemish of the competition allows PSG to move within a point ahead of the teams’ round six meeting at the Parc de Princes. If form holds through the next matchday, that meeting will decide the group.

Standings – Porto 10 pts., PSG 8, Dynamo 4, Dinamo 0.

Group B

Schalke 2-2 Arsenal –Except for a 15-minute stretch of the first half (and the first moments after intermission), Schalke was the better side. Unfortunately for Huub Stevens, his team conceded twice during that quarter-hour spell. Still, after Schalke had come back, goalkeeper Lars Understall had to come up with a big, 94th minute save on Theo Walcott to preserve a draw.

Olympiakos 3-1 Montpellier – The Greek champions got the expected result, but it wasn’t easy. Left playing on the counter, Olympiakos opened the door for a draw by letting Younes Belhanda equalize from the spot in the 67th minute. Late goals from Leandro Greco and Kostas Mitroglou gave Olympiakos the win, all but assuring they’ll still be in Europe come the new year.

Impact – Two wins, and Schalke takes the group, while Arsenal face some danger with a matchday six trip to Piraeus. They’ll need a result to stay in Champions League.

Standings – Schalke 8 pts., Arsenal 7, Olympiakos 6, Montpellier 1

Group C

Milan 1-1 Málaga – Few will be surprised by the draw, an indication of the lowered expectations surrounding this Milan side. With an opening goal, Málaga was on track to close out the group, but an equalizer from Alexandre Pato salvaged a deserved draw for the Rossoneri.

Anderlecht 1-0 Zenit St. Petersburg – With the exception of Manchester City, Zenit has been the tournament’s biggest disappointment. The Russian champions were favored to come out of this group with Milan, but after losing to an Anderlecht side that had failed to score in their first three games, Zenit continues to undermine expectations.

Impact – Hosting Anderlecht to close group play, Málaga’s destined to win this group. The Milan-Zenit match on matchday six will likely determine who joins them in the knockout round, provided Milan doesn’t slip in Belgium.

Standings – Málaga 10 pts., Milan 5, Anderlecht 4, Zenit 3

Group D

Real Madrid 2-2 Borussia Dortmund – One of the best games of the tournament was very open throughout the first 45 minutes, Borussia Dortmund generating a number of chances while Real Madrid struggled to keep up. BVB may not have gotten a (arguably deserved) win, but in taking two leads at the Bernabeu while pushing Real to their limits, Jurgen Klopp’s side proved last round’s win was no fluke.

Manchester City 2-2 Ajax – Goals by Yaya Touré and Sergio Agüero brought City back from two down, but fielding another team that played down to an inferior opponent, Roberto Mancini did himself no favors on Tuesday. Expect more talk about the Italian’s suitability for the City job.

Impact – Dortmund and Real Madrid are going through (eventually), and with their two matches with Real behind them, expect BVB to win the group. Real still has a trip to Manchester, but the game’s unlikely to make-or-break their knockout round hopes.

Standings – Borussia Dortmund 8 pts., Real Madrid 7, Ajax 4, Manchester City 2

Manchester United said to be offering $12 million bonus to Zlatan Ibrahimovic

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - APRIL 12:  Zlatan Ibrahimovic of Paris Saint-Germain beats Eliaquim Mangala (20) and Joe Hart of Manchester City to score, but his goal is disallowed during the UEFA Champions League quarter final second leg match between Manchester City FC and Paris Saint-Germain at the Etihad Stadium on April 12, 2016 in Manchester, United Kingdom.  (Photo by Clive Brunskill/Getty Images)
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The Premier League sometimes seems to deal in funny money, and it might take just that to bring Zlatan Ibrahimovic across the English Channel.

The Swedish superstar, 34, is leaving Paris Saint-Germain this summer and is reportedly being targeted by several Premier League clubs.

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With his old pal Jose Mourinho expected to take over at Manchester United, there’s been a natural batch of gossip linking the pair. Goal.com has claims of extraordinary dollar signs for the trophy-collecting Ibrahimovic.

Goal’s French site claims that Ibrahimovic would get close to a $12 million signing bonus to go with a huge weekly salary of approximately $363,000. Add that up, and you’re talking more than $560,000 a week.

The report spreads rumors of a $400,000-per-week offer from Major League Soccer for Zlatan, and that acquisition would certainly quell the minor storm caused by China’s acquisition of many big names.

We’ve always thought Ibrahimovic was more an Arsenal-style player, but imagine Mourinho running the Swede with Anthony Martial and Marcus Rashford? Bonkers.

Ajax hires Peter Bosz as new coach to replace Frank de Boer

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - JULY 30:  Peter Bosz manager of Vitesse looks on ahead of the UEFA Europa League Third Qualifying Round 1st Leg match between Southampton and Vitesse at St Mary's Stadium on July 30, 2015 in Southampton, England.  (Photo by Jordan Mansfield/Getty Images)
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AMSTERDAM (AP) Ajax has signed Peter Bosz as its new coach, replacing Frank de Boer who announced earlier this month he was leaving the club after nearly six years in which he won four Dutch league titles.

Bosz, a former player and technical director at Ajax’s arch rival Feyenoord, is leaving Maccabi Tel Aviv to join the Amsterdam club on a three-year contract.

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In a statement late Tuesday, Bosz says it is an honor to join Ajax. He says, “I am very ambitious and so is Ajax.”

Ajax director Edwin van der Sar says that in Bosz, Ajax has hired a coach “who can make our talented squad even better.”

Ajax finished second behind PSV Eindhoven in the top flight Eredivisie season that has just ended.

WATCH: Neymar caught a bit offguard in first look at his wax figure

MADRID, SPAIN - MAY 22:  Neymar of FC Barcelona celebrates aftr scoring Barcelona's 2nd goal during the Copa del Rey Final between Barcelona and Sevilla at Vicente Calderon Stadium    on May 22, 2016 in Madrid, Spain.  (Photo by Denis Doyle/Getty Images)
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I remember the first time I saw the first of many life size wax replications of my body.

That is a sentence I am unlikely to ever utter, but Neymar is a different story.

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The 24-year-old Brazilian superstar was caught on camera witnessing his wax figure for the first time, and we can watch it thanks to FC Barcelona.

Look at this guy, looking at that guy. The most interesting part for me is his fascination with how well they did with his tattoos, which of course are easier to duplicate than, you know, a face:

Morris “completely respects” Klinsmann’s keeping him off USMNT roster

SEATTLE, WA - APRIL 20:  Seattle Sounders FC forward Jordan Morris speaks on stage during We Day at KeyArena on April 20, 2016 in Seattle, Washington.  (Photo by Mat Hayward/Getty Images for We Day)
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Seattle Sounders striker and USMNT star-in-waiting Jordan Morris struck a mature note when asked about his exclusion from Jurgen Klinsmann’s 23-man roster for this summer’s Copa America Centenario.

Some will have considered the youngster a lock for the roster, with Morris already boasting rarefied air as a college player to become something close to a national team regular while still in school.

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But Klinsmann opted for in-form San Jose striker Chris Wondolowski, and it has become old hat for MLS players to gripe when their name is not called by the German boss (See: Benny Feilhaber, Brad Evans and Landon Donovan).

Don’t count Morris in that group. Of course the youngster doesn’t have the tenure to rally against the man who gave him his shot in the first place, but that hasn’t stopped others from acting entitled to a roster spot.

From MLSSoccer.com:

“[Klinsmann] told me not take it too hard and that there was a lot of competition,” Morris said. “I completely respect his decision. There were a lot of good forwards playing and they’re all playing really well. I wish those guys all the best. It’s going to be a lot of fun to watch this summer.”

Morris can still end up on the roster through injury, and it’s easy to see him as the next name up should an attack-minded player take a knock. Stefan Frei told us last week that Morris is remarkably professional, and this is no exception.

The youngster did admit increased motivation from his omission, stating that “it gives you fuel to your fire to try and get back in the mix a little bit”. We have a feeling he won’t be out of that mix for long.