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Snap Judgments: Quick reactions to UEFA Champions League Tuesday

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Coming into the day, only Manchester United had clinched a Round of 16 spot from UEFA Champions League groups E through H. After Tuesday’s action, four more clubs had locked up places in the knockout round, with 2010-11 champions Barcelona joining the Red Devils as group winners.

The other side of that coin: Three teams confirmed they’ll be out of Europe come January, locking up last place spots in their groups.

We’ll spend the rest of the night getting caught up on the action. For now, here are our Snap Judgments.

Group E

Juventus 3-0 Chelsea – There’d be more irony to Chelsea missing the knockout round if a Champions League title didn’t so thoroughly overshadow the Blues’ subsequent slip ups, yet the growing chatter about Roberto Di Matteo’s job (most of which is probably unfounded) will only increase if the defending European champions end up in Europa League. After last year’s first and second place Premier League finishers where relegated to UEFA’s other club tournament, this possibility is more unexpected than shocking.

MORE: Juve rolls over the defending champions.

Nordsjaelland 2-5 Shakhtar Donetsk – Three goals from Luiz Adriano is the footnote to the Brazilian’s foray into amoral pragmatism. After his teammates tried to concede possession to the Danes after a first half drop kick, Adriano collected a long ball, rounded Nordsjaelland’s keeper, and scored into an empty net. When Shakhtar boss Mircea Lucescu tried to get his team to concede an offsetting goal, this players tackled Nordsjaelland’s attacker. Good thing the game wasn’t closer.

Impact – Shakhtar is through to the second round, sitting on 10 points and holding the tiebreaker advantage over Chelsea (seven points, third). Juventus needs a win or draw in Donetsk on matchday six to send Chelsea to Europa.

Group F

Valencia 1-1 Bayern Munich – Antonio Barragan, a reserve defender getting the start at right back, collected two cards in 33 minutes to handcuff Los Che. Valencia did eventually take the lead, Sofiance Feghouli opening the scoring int he 77th minute, but when Thomas Müller responded five minutes later, Bayern got the result they needed. The draw in Spain gives Bayern the tiebreaker, assuring they’ll take Group F with a matchday six win over visiting BATE.

BATE 0-2 Lille – LOSC’s first points of the tournament came on a barely visible field in Borisov, their two goals through the fog within the first 31 minutes allowed Lille to survive Djibril Sidibe’s late sending off. This was the BATE we expected to see at the tournament’s outset when they were picked to finish last in the group. That’s where the Belarussians may finish, now that Lille holds the tiebreaker between the teams.

Impact – Bayern and Valencia sit tied at 10 points on top of the group. Lille, three points behind BATE for third, can still qualify for Europa League with a win over Valencia and a BATE loss.

Group G

Spartak Moscow 0-3 Barcelona – In a tournament where little has been easy for Barcelona, Spartak Moscow gave the Catalans a day off. If Unai Emery’s side took any inspiration from Celtic’s upset of Barça, it didn’t show. The Russians saw themselves out of Europe.

MORE: Drilling down on Barcelona’s Moscow success.

Benfica 2-1 Celtic – In another match where Celtic took playing without the ball to an extreme, Benfica eventually found a winner, Argentine defender Ezequiel Garay sending his team to second place with a 71st minute goal. Benfica outshot Celtic 30-9, though the shots on target numbers (8-5, Benfica) better approximate the teams’ threats.

Impact – Benfica’s win means Barcelona locks up first in their group. It’s fortunate news for the Eagles, who need a matchday six win over Barça to ensure they advance. Celtic needs to out-point Benfica to advance.

Group H

Galatasaray 1-0 Manchester United – The Red Devils started one first-choice player, and Michael Carrick was in defensive, not midfield. Gala found a second half goal through Burak Yilmaz, the least they could have done against a League Cup-quality team.

CFR Cluj 3-1 Sporting Braga – Rui Pedro, a Portuguese forward who’d accumulated 0 Champions League goals before today, scored three times in 33 minutes to keep Cluj within sight of the knockout round. A 45th minute red card to defender Douglão tossed away what little chance Braga had of coming back for a result.

Impact – Galatasaray and Cluj are tied for second with seven points (and no chance to catch Manchester United). Gala holds the tiebreaker and has a December visit to Braga to close out group play. Cluj visits a Manchester United team that’s unlikely to be stronger than the team of second-choice players Alex Ferguson took to Istanbul.

Serie A roundup: Fiorentina edges Chievo, Roma coughs up lead, Inter held

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An early header by Aston Villa loanee Carlos Sanchez gave Fiorentina its first win of the season in their home opener, a 1-0 result over Chievo Verona.

The Villa midfielder rose high above Dario Dainello to smash home the only goal of the match. Unfortunately, there was a catch as starting goalkeeper Ciprian Tatarusanu was forced off just before halftime with an injury. The 30-year-old Romanian international took a kick to the head and could not continue.

Roma was left highly disappointed after coughing up a 2-0 lead, finishing 2-2 on the road at Cagliari. Diego Pierotti gave the visitors the lead at Stadio Sant’Elia just six minutes in by slotting home a penalty. Just after halftime, Kevin Strootman doubled Roma’s lead with his first goal since February of 2014 by poking in Edin Dzeko‘s headed assist from point-blank range.

However, it would come undone. Marco Borriello would pull Cagliari back within one just 10 minutes after Strootman’s score by tapping in a rebound, and Marco Sau poked one in at the far post to equalize in the 87th minute, sending Roma back with just a point.

Frank de Boer’s debut at the San Siro ended in a 1-1 draw with Palermo as Mauro Icardi headed home completely unmarked in in the 72nd minute to cancel out Andrea Rispoli’s opener just after halftime.

Torino pummeled Bologna at home 5-1 behind a hat-trick from Andrea Belotti. The trio is the first hat-trick of the 22-year-old’s professional career. Josef Martinez and Daniele Baselli also found the scoresheet for Torino who earned their first points of the season.

Elsewhere, Udinese used a goal in the first five minutes and another late in stoppage time to beat 10-man Empoli 2-0. Genoa scored three goals in an 11-minute span early in the second half to top Crotone 3-1. Sassuolo grabbed all three points at home with a 2-1 defeat of Pescara. Finally, Sampdoria came back from an early deficit to top 10-man Atalanta 2-1. Fabio Quagliarella scored from the spot to level things up and Sampdoria grabbed the winner a minute before halftime behind Paraguayan Edgar Barreto.

La Liga roundup: Barcelona squeaks out win, Villarreal and Sevilla ends scoreless

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Barcelona rode a first-half header by Ivan Rakitic the whole way to their second win in two league matches with a 1-0 win over Athletic Bilbao.

Arda Turan delivered the all-important assist, lofting the ball in from the left as Rakitic came streaking in to trail the play and climb high to meet the ball. Marc-Andre ter Stegen stood tall in goal for the visitors to San Mames, making four saves including one off his face to keep a powerful shot by Benat out of net following an embarrassing mistake from the German that opened up the chance.

Sevilla failed to keep pace with Barcelona and the rest of the teams at the top, slumping to a 0-0 draw at Villarreal. The Rojiblancos couldn’t even muster a shot on target, weathering five from the hosts among 12 overall attempts on net. Both sides wasted chances with sloppy crosses and missed shots, with Villarreal coming closest on a goal called back for offsides just before halftime. A Mateo Musacchio header found substitute Rafael Borre at the back post but the young Colombian was just past his defender.

Nabil El Zhar scored a double and Kevin-Prince Boateng found the scoresheet as well as Las Palmas hammered Granada 5-1 at Estadio Gran Canaria. The newly promoted side has now won two games in two after their return to the Spanish top flight.

Deportivo Alaves and Sporting Gijon played to a 0-0 draw at Estadio Mendizorrotza in a match that featured just three combined shots on target.

MLS Snapshot: Portland Timbers 4-2 Seattle Sounders

PORTLAND, OR - APRIL 6: Darlington Nagbe #6 of Portland Timbers lifts Diego Valeri #8 of Portland Timbers into the air after Valeri scored a goal during the first half of the game against the Columbus Crew at Providence Park on March 6, 2016 in Portland, Oregon. (Photo by Steve Dykes/Getty Images)
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The match in 100 words or less: A rivalry is meant to be a two-way street, and it was just that, albeit in the most see-saw way possible. Portland scythed, carved, and sliced up the Seattle back line with fluid movement and set-pieces in the first half, working up a 4-0 lead, and then clung on for dear life in the second, ending up with a 4-2 win at Providence Park.

Three Four moments that mattered:

16′ – Just four minutes after a seemingly disastrous miss from Liam Ridgewell, the Timbers began quickly putting that in the rear-view mirror. Vytautas Andriuskevicius earned the opener as his towering header off a corner forced Stefan Frei to make a leaping save, but he could only tip it up into the crossbar and back down into the goal. The ball bounded back out, but the linesman made sure to flag that a goal had been scored, with replays showing the ball did clearly cross the line.

21′ – Fernando Adi doubled Portland’s lead from more handy work by Valeri. The Argentinian burst his way through defenders into the box and ripped off a shot. Frei made a solid save, but the rebound fell to Adi who held strong with the ball and finally stuck it into the back of the net from point-blank range. From there, the game was effectively over, and goals from Lucas Melano and Steven Taylor extended the lead further.

44′ – With the Timbers up 3-0 after a fabulous team goal finished off by Lucas Melano, they capped the first-half with yet another set-piece score. Ridgewell swung in a free-kick from the right, and Taylor contorted his body to meet the ball, redirecting a forceful header past Frei.

51′ – Just six minutes after the break, Seattle suddenly clawed themselves back into the game with a pair of goals. A shot from Andreas Ivanschitz forced an own-goal with a looping shot that smashed into the head of a Portland defender and past Jake Gleeson, and Jordan Morris followed that up minutes later when he met a long ball from Nicolas Lodiero with his head.

Man of the Match: Diego Valeri

Goalscorers: Andriuskevicius 16′, Adi 21′, Melano 29′, Taylor 44, Ivanschitz 47′, Morris 51′

PSG mistakes lead to 3-1 loss at Monaco

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Paris Saint-Germain has lost for just the third time in Ligue 1 play the last 17 months as they fell 3-1 to AS Monaco.

Things began to fall apart just 13 minutes in when Djibril Sidibe somehow snaked a pass in between five defenders, and Joao Moutinho snatched the lead with an effort snuck inside the post.

It got worse for the visitors with just ticks to go before halftime as David Luiz hauled down Jemerson in the box. The Brazilian defender lept on the back of Jemerson on a free-kick, and while that went unpunished, Luiz nearly gave his countrymate a piggy-back ride, forcing the referee to act. Fabinho buried the penalty, putting PSG in a precarious position headed into the break.

The defending champions gave themselves a lifeline, with the struggling Edinson Cavani scoring a fine header, assisted by the head of Serge Aurier. The hope only lasted so long for Aurier and PSG, when the Ivory Coast international put the game away with an own-goal on the other end to put Monaco 3-1 up and end things at Stade Louis II. Sidibe made it happen again, chasing a long ball forward and diving at it for a shot attempt. Instead, the ball clipped parallel to the goal and off the legs of a chasing Aurier and past Kevin Trapp.

The loss sees PSG drop off the top of the table for the first time in a long time, falling a point back of Guingamp, Nice, and Monaco all on 7 points.