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Don’t expect to see Stuart Holden with the United States before September


When Mr. Smiley Stuart Holden returned two months ago for Bolton, the United States national team fanbase went into a frenzy speculating about whether the creative spark plug could come back to the American line up any time soon.

The answer, it seems, is no. And we’ll probably have to wait even longer than you might have otherwise expected. The Bolton Wanderererererers plan on bringing the fragile midfielder back sloooooooooooowly.

ESPN’s Doug McIntyre did the hard work on this story, talking to Bolton News chief football writer Marc Iles: “Before Stu made his return at Sunderland I was told that even though he would be back on first-team duty he was effectively still in rehab, his recovery would still need to be closely managed and not to expect him to feature every week. That information has proved correct.”

The 27-year-old Holden has played exactly 94 minutes since returning to action. That’s not a lot. The club continues to believe in him — manager Dougie Freedman is talking contract extension beyond the end of this season — but the team doesn’t want him getting injured again. Slower is better. “It may well be that he doesn’t get back into full flow until preseason,” Iles says.

That would have two consequences: 1) It would mean Holden would almost certainly not be ready for June’s World Cup qualifiers and 2) It gives credence to McIntyre’s theory that Jurgen Klinsmann would leave Holden with Bolton instead of calling him to July’s Gold Cup. If that’s the case, we’re talking no Stars and Stripes for Holden until September.

And, honestly, that’s probably best. The United States doesn’t need Holden at 60 percent or 90 percent. They need him at 100 percent, the player he was before his run of injuries, the one on the brink of claiming a starting spot. If that takes until September, let it take until September. He’ll have plenty of time to show off in Brazil. Um… right?

Hilarious “Friends” spoof video ‘starring’ Messi, Ronaldo (video)

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Given the rivalry surrounding the two megawatt superstars plying their trade in Spain, you may be surprised to learn that Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are the best of friends.

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At least that’s what this spoof video conveys, as the Real Madrid and Barcelona stars help each other navigate tax season and toilet troubles.

Brilliant stuff, from FootbOle:

Top USMNT-Mexico moments: Looking back ahead of Saturday

PASADENA, CA - JUNE 25:  Landon Donovan #10 of United States celebrates his goal with teammates Carlos Bocanegra #3 and Alejandro Bedoya #22  against Mexico during the 2011 CONCACAF Gold Cup Championship at the Rose Bowl on June 25, 2011 in Pasadena, California.  (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
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You could argue its the biggest match between the U.S. and Mexico outside of the 2002 World Cup’s Round of 16, and there would be few arguments against you.

The United States and Mexico will tangle on Saturday at the Rose Bowl, with the winner advancing to the 2017 Confederations Cup finals in Russia.

It’s only so often that these rivals match up in a “do or die” match. Sure World Cup qualifiers carry critical import, but they don’t always become the decisive moment in the qualifying cycle.

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Aside from the aforementioned World Cup match and the first match in the rivalry — see 1934 below — no other match has carried as much international weight as Saturday.

So with anticipation high, let’s dance backward in time to the Yanks’ best moments in the rivalry. And let’s also imagine what would have to happen to put Saturday in the mix.

(Of course, our apologies to Mexican fans. We aren’t including the times you slapped American soccer in the face).

2001, 2005, 2009, 2013 — “Dos a Cero” to the fourth power

There is no more celebrated score line in USMNT history than the 2-0 hurting it put on Mexico in four successive home World Cup qualifiers.

2002 — World Cup Round of 16

Goals from Brian McBride and Landon Donovan prodded an upset of the world’s then-No. 7 ranked nation, as the USMNT carried a feel of destiny through its best World Cup.

1934 — World Cup qualifier

Aldo Donnelli scored all four goals as the States won the first recorded match against Mexico, and it was a big one. The winner would go on to the 1934 tournament in Italy, while the loser would go on a tour of European friendlies. The States won, and wouldn’t win again until the qualifiers for the 1982 tournament.

2012 — First win at Azteca

It may’ve been a friendly, but Michael Orozco’s finish will go down as the Yanks’ first ever winner in the fortress of Mexico City.

1980 — World Cup qualifier

Though it meant little to the Yanks’ fate in the 1982 tournament — the U.S. finished last in a group with Mexico and Canada — it was the first win over El Tri in 46 years.