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What to make of the Chicago Fire’s horrible start?

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What might have been written off as early season “slows” in Chicago has devolved into a full-on crisis … and it’s one that must surely be jeopardizing coach Frank Klopas’ job.

You know things are bad when players use words like “embarrassment” to describe a result. But how else to characterize a 4-1 loss at home to Chivas USA? The Goats certainly look better in 2013 than most of us thought, but they are hardly a fast track to MLS Cup 2013.

Here’s what proud Fire veteran Gonzalo Segares said found himself saying humbly, quietly after Sunday’s dreadful setback, which left his team with one measly point from a possible 12 to open the season:

It’s embarrassing what happened today. I’ve got no words to explain how things were so bad. We had a pretty strong first half. When you don’t put away goals and when you give away easy ones, it’s a bad recipe.”  

It’s not just the 0-3-1 record, either. A closer look reveals something uglier still. Essentially the Fire has performed admirably just once this year. Attached to that was  one bad performance and two outright fiascos.

Fiasco No. 1 was the season-opening loss at the Los Angeles Galaxy. A 4-0 score could have been even worse.

That result looked even worse when paired with a 1-0 loss a week later to open the Fire’s home season. Getting shut out at home (by New England, a team that missed last year’s playoffs) served up a painful reminder of the Fire’s miserable record at Toyota Park in recent years, 19-13-17 over the last four seasons. That is a number that approaches “shocking.”

A scoreless draw at Sporting Kansas City is the Fire’s high water mark this year. Klopas’ team wanted to build off that on Sunday (on national TV). Instead, Chivas USA happened, and Klopas is suddenly the early favorite to be the first MLS coach let go.

Klopas sees the reality of the situation. “You have to look at everything,” he said after Sunday’s downer. “Right now it just seems like we’re not getting things done, so we have to evaluate it and make some decisions and do what’s best for the team.”

Here’s one thing that simply must happen around Toyota Park: they need to come to grips with the reality that Sherjill MacDonald was a DP mistake. The Dutch forward is on the Fire salary roll for about $500,000 this year. For that sum, a lot of green in MLS, the Fire has seen four goals in 18 matches. Not. Nearly. Enough.

Heck, two of those came in one match, late last year against the Red Bulls. That means MacDonald has failed to score in 15 of 18 matches.

Good teams acknowledge their mistakes and move on. The alternative is to stubbornly allow MacDonald to bring down the team – and quite possibly the coach, too.

WATCH: Man City’s Aguero, Nasri play soccer tennis atop Great Wall of China

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Manchester City stars Samir Nasri and Sergio Aguero have both been under pressure in recent weeks for being out of shape, at least according to Pep Guardiola’s pizza-free standards.

One way to help fix that is better fitness, though we’re doubting that soccer tennis atop the Great Wall of China is necessarily going to tip the scales (pun absolutely, 100 percent intended).

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Nasri and James Horsfield of Man City took on teammates Aguero and Kelechi Iheanacho in the match, which resulted in a half-dozen balls sent over the wall.

Games like this, sometimes even more than actual matches, remind many of us how far we are from the magical touch and control of elite players.

Reports: Pogba passes Manchester United medical; Announcement nears

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The seemingly inevitable to end to years of speculation is nigh.

With the record-breaking fee agreed, Paul Pogba has reportedly passed his medical with Manchester United and is set to join the club in England.

It’s also worth noting that Pogba hasn’t been dealing with injuries, and reporting that he’s passed a medical is a pretty safe bet.

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Pogba, 23, left Manchester United for Juventus in 2012 after the Old Trafford club didn’t meet his contractual demands, infuriating then-manager Alex Ferguson.

His play at Juventus proved his caliber, and new boss Jose Mourinho has been adamant that United needed to acquire the midfielder.

Hints that Real Madrid — who loooooves to break transfer records — had edged back into the race have been squashed, though we’ve learned anything can happen when United and Real are involved in a transfer (See: De Gea, Beckham, Ronaldo).

Atletico Madrid edges frame-rattling Spurs 1-0; Yedlin impresses at LB

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - JULY 29:  DeAndre Yedlin of Tottenham Hotspur and Sime Vrsaljko of Atletico de Madrid compete for the ball during 2016 International Champions Cup Australia match between Tottenham Hotspur and Atletico de Madrid at the Melbourne Cricket Ground on July 29, 2016 in Melbourne, Australia.  (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)
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Diego Godin’s close range redirection gave Atletico Madrid a 1-0 win over Tottenham Hotspur in an open match in Australia on Friday.

The International Champions Cup match was missing several big names including Harry Kane, Koke, Dele Alli, and Antoine Griezmann, so it’s hard to make any judgments either way.

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Spurs rattled the post and banged one off the crossbar in the loss, which comes days after a 2-1 setback of sorts against Juventus.

USMNT back DeAndre Yedlin and American prospect Cameron Carter-Vickers started in the back line. Yedlin was again at left back, and impressed in 60 minutes of work.

Godin appeared to be well offside in the 40th minute when Kyle Walker‘s ill-fated flick came his way inside the six.

USMNT keeper Guzan staying in Premier League, joins Boro

SEATTLE, WA - JUNE 16:  Goalkeeper Brad Guzan #1 of the United States defends against Ecuador during the 2016 Quarterfinal - Copa America Centenario match at CenturyLink Field on June 16, 2016 in Seattle, Washington.  (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)
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Brad Guzan is leaving a relegation campaign, and hopes he won’t be facing another.

The USMNT goalkeeper and starter at this summer’s Copa America Centenario, Guzan was announced Friday as the latest signing in a busy summer for newly-promoted Middlesbrough.

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Guzan will have a heck of a battle for the No. 1 shirt, as new recruit Victor Valdes and incumbent Dimitrios Konstantopoulos are in the fold at Riverside Stadium.

The 31-year-old leaves Aston Villa after eight seasons and 171 appearances, a tenure that included a 16-appearance loan to Hull City. He was a runner-up in the League Cup and FA Cup, and internationally won the Golden Glove at the 2015 Gold Cup.

Boro have added Antonio Barragan, Alvaro Negredo, Gaston Ramirez, Viktor Fischer, Marten de Roon, and Bernardo Espinosa this summer in preparation for their first PL campaign since 2008-09.