Proceed with peril in the craziest Hex ever


Leading up to Tuesday’s World Cup Qualifiers the CONCACAF standings were surprising. But after last night’s drama, it’s clear that El Hex es completamente loco.

Two matches into qualifying and US supporters felt confident that the main competition was an up-start Honduras squad leading the pack with 4 points and an under-performing Mexico team a single point back. Tied with El Tri on points was Panama and Jamaica, two nations that didn’t give us chills despite both sides having beaten the US in the last 20 months. Bringing up the rear was Costa Rica, who, despite the US only managing to defeat 1-0 in Friday’s blizzard, many Americans still didn’t rate very high.

What a difference a night makes.

In Panama City, Los Canaleros laid the smack down on those plucky Hondurans, defeating Los Catrachos 2-0 on an early opener by Luis Tejeda and a 74th minute strike by FC Dallas forward Blas Perez (pictured). Meanwhile, at the Estadio Nacional in San Jose, Costa Rica grabbed its first win with a sound 2-0 victory over Jamaica on goals by ex-Chivas defender Michael Umana and midfielder Diego Calvo.

The results, combined with the Stars & Stripe’s 0-0 draw with Mexico at the Azteca, throws the Hex into utter chaos. Panama’s win seats them on the iron throne on five points with Costa Rica, the US and Honduras in second, third and fourth place, all tied on four points. Mexico’s inability to find victory sends them to second from bottom on three points while Jamaica is in the basement with only two points.

The standings shuffle only underscores the unpredictability and utter craziness of the CONCACAF. Once a qualifying group that European nations – who, admittedly, still have the more difficult path to Brazil – laughed at, the CONCACAF is now a hot, sticky mess that no footballing nation would cruise through. Every CONCACAF country has players of notable talent, a home field advantage to be reckoned with and an insatiable drive to make it to Brazil. This rise in competition can be attributed to a number of changes in the game, the biggest of which is the growing power of Major League Soccer and its careful development of our region’s resources.

An objective mind tells me that Mexico remains the best team in the CONCACAF. But not even El Tri is safe in this group. They may have won the 2012 Olympics but when it comes to El Hex, that means diddly-squat. Because the longer nations like Panama, Costa Rica and even last placed Jamaica are allowed to hang around, the more ridiculous this qualifying group becomes.

Proceed with peril.

MLS Snapshot: Orlando City SC 2-1 Montreal Impact

Cyle Larin, Orlando City SC

The game in 100 words (or less): For weeks, it was a widely held belief that the Montreal Impact would snatch up the sixth and final playoff place in the Eastern Conference with little or no resistance from their opposition. As they went six games unbeaten (four wins), all looked to be setting up perfect for the club that fired Frank Klopas midseason, but there was another team in the race for sixth that kept winning themselves: Orlando City SC. On Saturday night, Montreal and Orlando City faced off at the Citrus, with the expansion Lions claiming their fourth-straight victory with a 2-1 triumph. Montreal now holds a one-point lead on Orlando in the race for sixth, and have two games in hand, but it’s no longer a foregone conclusion L’Impact will qualify for the playoffs no resistance whatsoever.

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Three moments that mattered

33′ — Bush’s mistake gifts Larin the opening goal — Larin did what your taught to do as a striker — “put it on frame, test the goalkeeper” — but in no universe does a shot so feeble have any business finding the back of the net. Evan Bush has been great this year. Hopefully (for Montreal’s sake), this howler doesn’t turn into the yips with the playoffs looming.

43′ — Hall’s “mistake” gifts Oduro an equalizer — Dominic Oduro equalized in the 43rd minute, when he took the ball out of the hands of Tally Hall and smashed it into the back of the net, but the goal should have been disallowed due to Hall having full control of the ball.

80′ — Hines hits the winner for Orlando — Seb Hines put the ball back into the mixer and just so happened to find the back of the net in the 80th minute. Sometimes that’s all it takes.

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Man of the match: Seb Hines

Goalscorers: Larin (33′), Oduro (43′), Hines (80′)

MLS Snapshot: NY Red Bulls 2-1 Columbus Crew SC

Bradley Wright-Phillips, New York Red Bulls
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The game in 100 words (or less): Two weeks in a row Columbus Crew SC have had a chance to go top of the Eastern Conference with a victory, and two weeks in a row Crew SC have failed to take a single point from massively important fixtures. Their latest defeat, a 2-1 humbling at the hands of the East-leading New York Red Bulls, started so well for Gregg Berhalter’s side, but was undone by a pair of costly, comedic defensive errors that allowed Lloyd Sam and Bradley Wright-Phillips (15th of the season) to erase an early deficit (Justin Meram) and win all three points. The result not only keeps the Red Bulls top of the East, but gives them a three- and four-point cushion with three and two games in hand on their nearest competitors., D.C. United and New England Revoltion respectively. For Crew SC, they’re four points back of the Red Bulls in fourth place, one point ahead of fifth-place Toronto FC, who have a game in hand.

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Three moments that mattered

9′ — Meram pokes it past Robles for an early lead — Meram “earned” his goal all the way back in midfield, when the Iraqi international’s mazy run took a routine turnover inside Crew SC’s defensive half and turned it into a dangerous counter-attacking opportunity. Harrison Afful overlapped and provided the cross for Meram to send home.

12′ — Sam capitalizes on multiple mistakes to equalize — Crew SC pass the ball out of the back. They don’t boot it forward to clear. It’s just what they do. Sometimes, that’ll bite you. When your goalkeeper and right back both have blunders clearing the ball 10 seconds apart, you probably deserve to concede an ugly, scrappy goal.

21′ — Wright-Phillips capitalizes on more defensive gaffes — See the above description for Red Bulls goal no. 1.

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Man of the match: Damien Perrinelle

Goalscorers: Meram (9′), Sam (12′), Wright-Phillips (21′)