Proceed with peril in the craziest Hex ever

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Leading up to Tuesday’s World Cup Qualifiers the CONCACAF standings were surprising. But after last night’s drama, it’s clear that El Hex es completamente loco.

Two matches into qualifying and US supporters felt confident that the main competition was an up-start Honduras squad leading the pack with 4 points and an under-performing Mexico team a single point back. Tied with El Tri on points was Panama and Jamaica, two nations that didn’t give us chills despite both sides having beaten the US in the last 20 months. Bringing up the rear was Costa Rica, who, despite the US only managing to defeat 1-0 in Friday’s blizzard, many Americans still didn’t rate very high.

What a difference a night makes.

In Panama City, Los Canaleros laid the smack down on those plucky Hondurans, defeating Los Catrachos 2-0 on an early opener by Luis Tejeda and a 74th minute strike by FC Dallas forward Blas Perez (pictured). Meanwhile, at the Estadio Nacional in San Jose, Costa Rica grabbed its first win with a sound 2-0 victory over Jamaica on goals by ex-Chivas defender Michael Umana and midfielder Diego Calvo.

The results, combined with the Stars & Stripe’s 0-0 draw with Mexico at the Azteca, throws the Hex into utter chaos. Panama’s win seats them on the iron throne on five points with Costa Rica, the US and Honduras in second, third and fourth place, all tied on four points. Mexico’s inability to find victory sends them to second from bottom on three points while Jamaica is in the basement with only two points.

The standings shuffle only underscores the unpredictability and utter craziness of the CONCACAF. Once a qualifying group that European nations – who, admittedly, still have the more difficult path to Brazil – laughed at, the CONCACAF is now a hot, sticky mess that no footballing nation would cruise through. Every CONCACAF country has players of notable talent, a home field advantage to be reckoned with and an insatiable drive to make it to Brazil. This rise in competition can be attributed to a number of changes in the game, the biggest of which is the growing power of Major League Soccer and its careful development of our region’s resources.

An objective mind tells me that Mexico remains the best team in the CONCACAF. But not even El Tri is safe in this group. They may have won the 2012 Olympics but when it comes to El Hex, that means diddly-squat. Because the longer nations like Panama, Costa Rica and even last placed Jamaica are allowed to hang around, the more ridiculous this qualifying group becomes.

Proceed with peril.

France veteran Malouda loses appeal in Gold Cup case

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LAUSANNE, Switzerland (AP) Former France winger Florent Malouda has lost his appeal against being ruled ineligible to play for French Guiana at the 2017 Gold Cup.

The Court of Arbitration for Sport says its judges dismissed Malouda’s appeal against North American soccer body CONCACAF.

French Guiana fielded Malouda in a 0-0 draw against Honduras last July despite being told he was not eligible. CONCACAF awarded a 3-0 win to Honduras and suspended Malouda.

The Gold Cup uses FIFA eligibility rules which bar players from transferring allegiance after playing a competitive game for one country.

Malouda played 80 times for France including a 2006 World Cup final loss against Italy.

The French Guiana soccer federation hoped Malouda, now aged 37, could play in the Gold Cup because it is not a FIFA member.

Report: Bobby Wood unlikely to come to MLS this summer

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A U.S. Men’s National Team forward will probably have to wait a bit longer to come to Major League Soccer if that is the path that he chooses.

Reports have recently surfaced linking Bobby Wood to MLS at the conclusion of the Bundesliga season, however, MLSSoccer.com is reporting that a move for the American likely won’t come in 2018.

Wood, who remains under contract for three more seasons at Hamburg, is currently fighting relegation in Germany with his club side.

Hamburg currently sits 17th in the German top flight, eight points buried in the relegation zone with four matches remaining.

The MLSSoccer.com report suggests that MLS clubs aren’t willing to compensate Wood at the current rate of his contract in Germany.

Currently, Wood is making “several million dollars” per season, and even if Hamburg is relegated in 2017/18 Wood’s contract wouldn’t decrease to a number that clubs are comfortable paying.

If Wood was to join MLS, he would be considered a Discovery signing as he is not currently on the MLS player allocation list. The Washington Post previously reported that an MLS club has Wood included on their Discovery list, although the team’s identity isn’t known.

Report: Fellaini eyes MLS, China after shooting down Man United terms

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Marouane Fellaini‘s time in Manchester looks to be numbered, and a move abroad could have the Belgian in line for one last payday during his career.

The Manchester United midfielder has rejected multiple offers to stay on at Old Trafford ahead of his contract expiring this summer, which would allow Fellaini to pursue other opportunities come June.

Fellaini is being linked to moves to Major League Soccer and the Chinese Super League, as the veteran aims to secure a sizable contract upon leaving the Red Devils after over five-and-a-half years with the club.

The Daily Mail is also reporting that Fellaini would be open to hearing options that could keep him in the Premier League, although it is unclear if there is any serious interest from English sides at this time.

Since the arrivals of Paul Pogba and Nemanja Matic, Fellaini has struggled to find playing time under manager Jose Mourinho.

This season, the Belgium international has appeared in just 14 PL matches and 19 in all competitions. Fellaini has scored four goals in that span.

Chicago Fire venue to be renamed SeatGeek Stadium

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The Chicago Fire won’t be moving into a new stadium 2019, however, their venue will have a new name donned on the side of it.

For years, the Eastern Conference side has played its home matches at Toyota Park in Bridgeview, Illinois, but starting next season the Fire’s home turf will be called SeatGeek Stadium as part of a rebrand.

SeatGeek is one of the largest online after-market ticket distributors, and was created back in 2009.

Toyota Park will undergo its transformation at the conclusion of the 2018 MLS season.

The venue is also home to the NWSL’s Chicago Red Stars.