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ProSoccerTalk’s Top 5 Goals – English Premier League (Matchweek 31)

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It was yet another mind-blowing weekend for goals in the Premier League.

While some clubs fought for spots in Europe, others challenged to get themselves in the Top 10 while others battled to avoid the dreaded relegation zone. Regardless of the motive, there’s little doubt that the final-stretch intensity has set in across the Premier League. The result was goals, goals and more goals – many so fantastic in nature that to do them justice we’re reviewing the Top 5 of Matchweek 31.

The list is so good that it’s worth mentioning who didn’t make it. You won’t see Jan Vertonghen’s silky finish against Swansea, or Jay Rodriguez’ clinical opener that turned the Chelsea defense inside out. You won’t see Jordan Henderson’s relaxed poke against Aston Villa or Hal Robson Kanu’s suicidal diving header against Arsenal. You won’t see Gary O’Neill’s incredible swerving game-winner against West Brom or Christian Benteke’s first-time rip that cut open the Liverpool defense like a Ginsu. And you won’t see Michu’s snap header to the far post or Yaya Toure’s bust-through the box and near-post finish from next to no angle.

All of those were fantastic goals – but these are the best.

5. ANDY CARROLL – WEST HAM UNITED

Welcome back, Andy Carroll! The West Ham striker was an absolute beast in his club’s 3-1 destruction of West Brom on Saturday, hitting a sensational brace for the first time in nearly two years. He opened the scoring in the 20th minute when he slipped his defender and pounded a frightening header past Ben Foster. He outdid himself in the 80th minute when James Collins lofted a free-kick from half field into the box. Carroll took his run from the top of the 18 yard box to the right side of goal, let the ball float over his right shoulder and slammed a first-time volley into the far corner to seal the Hammers’ victory.

4. GARETH BALE – TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 

Gareth Bale’s been getting so much press lately that I tried to avoid putting the Spurs dynamo into this list, keep the boy’s ego in check a bit. But to do so would be an injustice to football and an unreasonable denial of the truth – that Gareth Bale is a truly remarkable footballer capable of truly remarkable feats. On Saturday his 17th goal of the season was not only another game-winner but it marked his seventh Premier League goal scored from outside the 18 yard box. Seven? That’s just plain silly. The strike was unlike any goal I’d witnessed in a long time. After receiving Jan Vertonghen’s pass with his right foot, the Welshman rabbit-hopped into an outside of the left foot shot that corkscrewed into the top corner, leaving Swansea keeper Michel Vorm helpless and fans breathless.

3. RICKIE LAMBERT – SOUTHAMPTON 

If you’ve watched Rickie Lambert play then you already know why so many people (myself included) are busting vocal chords over Roy Hodgson’s repeated refusal to call him into the England squad. The 6’1″ striker is not only lethal in the air and in front of goal but he’s making quite a name for himself from 25 yard spot kicks. One match removed from his strike that found the back of the net against Liverpool, Lambert was at it again on Saturday. Merely two minutes after John Terry leveled the match for Chelsea, Lambert stepped to the free-kick and unleashed a calculated pill that dipped over the Blues wall and bulged the net. The goal handed Southampton a crucial 2-1 victory and confirmed Lambert’s status atop the charts for English goal-scorers with 14.

2. AROUNA KONE – WIGAN ATHELTIC

The Ivorian was mentioned in the Narratives leading up to Matchweek 31 and he didn’t disappoint. With the match locked in a 0-0 stalemate in the 80th minute, Kone burst past his marker and latched on to Jordi Gomez’ through-ball to smash home the game-winner from the top of the box. With the goal Wigan grabbed all three points and wiggled itself out of the relegation zone.

1. KEVIN MIRALLAS – EVERTON 

Ask any Evertonian and he will tell you the same thing – Kevin Mirallas is the next great footballer at Everton. With Steven Pienaar and Marouane Fellaini out for the Stoke clash, it was up to Mirallas to bring home the points and the Belgian did so in fantastic fashion. Stoke’s Marc Wilson lofted in a free-kick in the 28th minute that Everton keeper Tim Howard punched out to Mirallas, standing about 20 yards outside the box. The winger collected the ball, fought off Steven N’Zonzi, and torched Stoke’s defense with eight touches across 70 yards before slotting the ball home with aplumb.

PSG mistakes lead to 3-1 loss at Monaco

CHATILLON, ITALY - JULY 14:  Joao Moutinho of AS Monaco in action during the preseason friendly match between Queens Park Rangers and AS Monaco on July 14, 2015 in Chatillon, Italy.  (Photo by Valerio Pennicino/Getty Images)
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Paris Saint-Germain has lost for just the third time in Ligue 1 play the last 17 months as they fell 3-1 to AS Monaco.

Things began to fall apart just 13 minutes in when Djibril Sidibe somehow snaked a pass in between five defenders, and Joao Moutinho snatched the lead with an effort snuck inside the post.

It got worse for the visitors with just ticks to go before halftime as David Luiz hauled down Jemerson in the box. The Brazilian defender lept on the back of Jemerson on a free-kick, and while that went unpunished, Luiz nearly gave his countrymate a piggy-back ride, forcing the referee to act. Fabinho buried the penalty, putting PSG in a precarious position headed into the break.

The defending champions gave themselves a lifeline, with the struggling Edinson Cavani scoring a fine header, assisted by the head of Serge Aurier. The hope only lasted so long for Aurier and PSG, when the Ivory Coast international put the game away with an own-goal on the other end to put Monaco 3-1 up and end things at Stade Louis II. Sidibe made it happen again, chasing a long ball forward and diving at it for a shot attempt. Instead, the ball clipped parallel to the goal and off the legs of a chasing Aurier and past Kevin Trapp.

The loss sees PSG drop off the top of the table for the first time in a long time, falling a point back of Guingamp, Nice, and Monaco all on 7 points.

MLS Snapshot: New York Red Bulls 1-0 New England Revolution

HARRISON, NJ - MARCH 22:  Bradley Wright-Phillips #99 of New York Red Bulls celebrates a goal against the D.C. United during their match at Red Bull Arena on March 22, 2015 in Harrison, New Jersey.  (Photo by Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images)
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The game in 100 words or less: New York proved dangerous early and defensive late as they pipped the visiting New England Revolution at Red Bull Arena. Bradley Wright-Phillips scored the game’s only goal on a rebounded effort, and the Red Bulls hung on defensively through the final quarter of the match, including a lengthy seven minutes of stoppage time.

Three moments that mattered:

5′ – Right off the bat, the home side proved they would be the more dangerous side. Sascha Kljestan looped a ball over the top of the box to the other side, falling for Kemar Lawrence who smacks the woodwork trying to sneak a shot inside Brad Knighton’s near post.

43′ – Kljestan had another solid chance at the end of the first half on a one-two with Mike Grella, but despite an opening on goal from a tight angle, Knighton stood strong and made the save.

55′ – Bradley Wright-Phillips opened the scoring to send the home fans into a frenzy. Alex Muyl took the ball near the penalty spot and stayed strong among a whopping three defenders. He unleashed a shot that Knighton saved strongly, but the rebound fell to BWP who volleyed a shot that rippled the back of the net.

Man of the MatchSascha Kljestan

GoalscorersBradley Wright-Phillips 55′

USMNT WCQ roster includes mix of young and old

HOUSTON, TX - JUNE 21:  Head coach Jurgen Klinsmann of the United States looks on prior to a 2016 Copa America Centenario Semifinal match against Argentina at NRG Stadium on June 21, 2016 in Houston, Texas.  (Photo by Scott Halleran/Getty Images)
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With the fourth round of CONCACAF World Cup Qualification back underway in five days and the United States still somewhat hanging in the balance, Jurgen Klinsmann has decided to lean on much of the core group of players he has for the last couple of years.

However, with Clint Dempsey and Gyasi Zardes both finding themselves on the sidelines in recent days, the U.S. manager has been forced to include a couple of unexpected faces.

Usual suspects in Tim Howard, Kyle Beckerman, Alejandro Bedoya, Michael Bradley, Jermaine Jones, and Jozy Altidore glue together the roster. Brad Guzan is in as well, after having started twice in Premier League play for Middlesbrough in place of an injured Victor Valdes. Jordan Morris is back in the attack, along with Bobby Wood who scored a goal on his Bundesliga debut with Hamburg. Young Christian Pulisic is there as well as an attacking option in midfield, with Darlington Nagbe also an option more centrally.

Alongside them is another familiar face in Chris Wondolowski, likely part of the roster because of the recent injuries to Clint Dempsey and Gyasi Zardes. Dempsey is sidelined indefinitely with an irregular heartbeat, while Zardes was injured while playing for the LA Galaxy on Saturday night.

Some other decisions by Klinsmann make it clear he went with established and experienced bodies over youthful energy in key places. Paul Arriola and Kellyn Acosta at a thin outside back position rather than call in Lynden Gooch for his first senior cap. Gooch has surprisingly seen time in the Sunderland starting lineup, but Klinsmann likely wished to leave him in England to help settle in at the club level.

Timmy Chandler does not appear despite appearing as a substitute for Frankfurt in their Bundesliga season opener this weekend. Omar Gonzalez is back, hoping to make just his second national team appearance since last September. Julian Green also doesn’t make the cut despite earning a spot on the Bayern Munich first team, although he has not made a league appearance yet.

A new face many may not recognize is 23-year-old defensive midfielder Caleb Stanko, who comes into the national team from Liechtenstein club FC Vaduz where he was sent on loan from parent club Freiburg. Stanko is uncapped, and was called into camp in May but did not appear in the subsequent friendly against Puerto Rico.

ROSTER

GK: Brad Guzan (Middlesbrough), Ethan Horvath (Molde), Tim Howard (Colorado Rapids)

DEF: Kellyn Acosta (FC Dallas), Matt Besler (Sporting Kansas City), Steve Birnbaum (D.C. United), John Brooks (Hertha Berlin), Geoff Cameron (Stoke City), Omar Gonzalez (Pachuca), Fabian Johnson (Borussia Monchengladbach), Michael Orozco (Club Tijuana), DeAndre Yedlin (Newcastle)

MF: Paul Arriola (Club Tijuana), Kyle Beckerman (Real Salt Lake), Alejandro Bedoya (Philadelphia Union), Michael Bradley (Toronto FC), Jermaine Jones (Colorado Rapids), Darlington Nagbe (Portland Timbers), Christian Pulisic (Borussia Dortmund), Caleb Stanko (FC Vaduz), Graham Zusi (Sporting Kansas City)

FWD: Jozy Altidore (Toronto FC), Jordan Morris (Seattle Sounders), Rubio Rubin (FC Utrecht), Chris Wondolowski (San Jose Earthquakes), Bobby Wood (Hamburg SV)

Manchester City 3-1 West Ham: Sterling shines with double

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - AUGUST 28:  Raheem Sterling of Manchester City celebrates scoring the opening goal with Nolito, Gael Clichy (2ndL) and David Silva (L) during the Premier League match between Manchester City and West Ham United at Etihad Stadium on August 28, 2016 in Manchester, England.  (Photo by Gareth Copley/Getty Images)
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West Ham gave Manchester City a bit of a scare early in the second half, but Raheem Sterling‘s second goal of the afternoon provided the home side with all three points at the Etihad Stadium.

The Citizens held on for a 3-1 win on Sunday after Sterling found the back of the net twice, with the second coming in the dying minutes from a close-range tap in.

In the 18th minute, Kevin De Bruyne hit a superb free kick directly into the path of Fernandinho, who smashed home a header to give the hosts a 2-0 advantage.

Without a host of players for the visitors, City took it to their opposition early on when David Silva started a strong attack down the center of the West Ham defense. The Spaniard played the ball out wide to Nolito before finding an open Raheem Sterling, who calmly slotted his effort into the corner for the lead after seven minutes.

Michail Antonio provided West Ham with a lifeline following halftime, however, it wasn’t enough for the visitors to complete the comeback. Antonio headed home at the far post just prior to the hour mark after Arthur Masuaku beat his man and found the attacker.