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The Top Ten in ProSoccerTalk’s weekly MLS rankings

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(Nos. 11-19 are in the last post)

10. San Jose Earthquakes – At some point this just gets silly. I mean, they have scored in stoppage time that it’s not even a big deal anymore. Well, unless you were in the stands Sunday to see the Goonies go all Goonie on Portland with a stoppage time equalizer. Or, unless you’re Portland, I suppose. Then it’s still a big deal.

9. Portland Timbers – Caleb Porter’s team knows it can’t concede late goals and expect to move up among the league elite. Then again, everyone gives up late goals against San Jose.

8. Vancouver Whitecaps – Martin Rennie picked a fairly defensive lineup for last weekend’s road test in Dallas, and they did succeed in mucking up the game a bit. But when Dallas got the lead there wasn’t enough offense to produce much of a rally. The ‘Caps fell to the Western leaders, 2-0.

7. Montreal Impact – Seriously, MLS schedule-makers, what’s the deal? Some teams have played eight or nine matches. Why are a couple of clubs, like Montreal, stuck at just six? Yes, they’ll all play 34 in the end … but this just feels weird. Like the other Canadian sides, they have important Canada Cup matches on Wednesday.

6. New York Red Bulls – A mid-week loss to Sporting Kansas City was mitigated (somewhat) by a 4-1 win over distracted New England. Thierry Henry’s latest, classy finish highlighted the afternoon, and Dax McCarty continues to rank as one of Major League Soccer’s busiest midfield men.

5. Real Salt Lake – Nick Rimando can save him some penalty kick! He did it once again in the 1-0 win over Chivas USA. (Some around RSL took umbrage last week when we said Houston has the league’s deepest midfield. The Dynamo deserves the edge because of experience in the depth. But, yes, RSL faithful … you’re talented youngsters make for a deep midfield, too.)

4. LA Galaxy – Statement win needed. Statement win accomplished! The 2-0 win over Sporting Kansas City may come with a tiny asterisk since the visitors traveled across country following a draining win at New York. Then again, well-rested L.A. did exactly what they needed in making the tired visitors pay. On, and Landon Donovan is back. Big time. 

3. Houston Dynamo – Dominic Kinnear’s team will play better matches that Saturday’s somewhat bedraggled day at BMO Field north of the border. Then again, Dominic Kinnear’s team will surely take it; a late, late equalizer saw 10-man Houston take a confidence-building point out of Toronto. Who cares if the Dynamo left it late, or if they didn’t look great in their latest road test? They got the job done. Somehow …

2. Sporting Kansas City – Hard to put a label on the week that just was for Peter Vermes’ team. The win at New York was about as perfect as it could be, with an opportunistic goal and then lots of great work from Aurelien Collin (pictured, on the left) and the entire SKC back line, who didn’t give ‘keeper Jimmy Nielsen much to do. But the big test in L.A. just three nights later? Meh. Then again, considering the circumstances, “Meh” is about what anyone could expect.

1. FC Dallas – Everyone around the Western Conference leader is  playing well, including outside backs Zach Loyd and Jair Benitez, who are providing plenty of push up the outside to keep pressure on teams. The Red Stripes get Vancouver for the second consecutive week in Round 9, another of those scheduling quirks that MLS keeps delivering. We really do need to have a talk with Mr. Schedule Maker about all this.

Twitter reacts to Jamie Vardy’s Premier League history-making goal

LEICESTER, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 28:  Jamie Vardy of Leicester City celebrates scoring his team's first goal during the Barclays Premier League match between Leicester City and Manchester United at The King Power Stadium on November 28, 2015 in Leicester, England.  (Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images)
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The Internet exploded at around 12:50 p.m. ET on Saturday after Jamie Vardy — yes, Jamie Vardy — broke Ruud van Nistelrooy’s Premier League record for most consecutive games with a goal.

[ WATCH: The goal | The game — Leicester City vs. Manchester United ]

Yes, an Englishman is back atop the charts. An Englishman who was playing for Stocksbridge Park Steels, Halifax Town and Fleetwood Town before heading to Leicester.

He’s perhaps the reminder, as Rio Ferdinand Tweeted below, that the most unlikely of scenarios is still not impossible.

Well done @vardy7! You're number one now and you deserved it. #11inarow.

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VIDEO: Vardy sets Premier League record, scores in 11-straight games

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He did it. He actually did it.

Jamie Vardy made Premier League history on Saturday, scoring for the 11th consecutive game to become the first player in history to achieve that magnificent feat.

[ MORE: Twitter reacts to Vardy ]

Tied with Manchester United legend Ruud van Nistelrooy heading into Leicester’s clash against United on Saturday, it took Vardy just 24 minutes to set the new record as Christian Fuchs played a delicate ball in-behind United’s defense and Vardy did the rest.

[ MORE: Can Vardy, Leicester achieve unthinkable? ]

Watch the video below to see the King Power Stadium erupt as a truly memorable moment arrived.

Now, the next record for Vardy to break is from the 1931-32 English top-flight season, before the PL was formed. Sheffield United’s Jimmy Dunne scored in 12-straight games way back then.

Anyway, congratulations Mr. Vardy for making PL history.

WATCH: Insane finish as Everton, Bournemouth trade stoppage time goals

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This was an all-timer.

Bournemouth came back from a 2-0 halftime deficit only to watch Ross Barkley hand Everton a one-goal lead with a score in the final minute of stoppage time.

[ MATCH RECAP: Bournemouth 3-3 Everton ]

But after fans were cleared from the field, Junior Stanislas provided the dramatic answer for Bournemouth to force a 3-3 draw at Dean Court.

Pardew: “I don’t want to say a lot about” Newcastle after thumping his old employer

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 08:  Alan Pardew, Manager of Crystal Palace celebrates towards the fans following the Barclays Premier League match between Liverpool and Crystal Palace at Anfield on November 8, 2015 in Liverpool, England.  (Photo by Alex Livesey/Getty Images)
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Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew tried hard not to throw shade on his former side, or at least put in a post-match press conference that choked down his passive aggression.

The Eagles thumped Newcastle United 5-1 on Saturday at Selhurst Park behind braces from Yannick Bolasie and James McArthur, as well as a tally from Wilfried Zaha.

[ MATCH RECAP: Crystal Palace 5-1 Newcastle United ]

And the former Newcastle boss held back, mostly, from further embarrassing his old side, instead heralding the starring role of former Sunderland forward Connor Wickham, who put in a Team of the Week performance despite not scoring himself.

“We caused problems everywhere,” Pardew said. “Connor Wickham gave a centre forward’s performance we always hoped he would. We were irresistible today.”

“We are sixth in the division because we are a good team, it was not about the opposition today. I have a lot of friends and family at Newcastle but I don’t want to say a lot about them because I get criticised whatever I say.”

Newcastle, for its part, was mostly useless after scoring early on a classy chip pass from Daryl Janmaat to Papiss Cisse. Could Steve McClaren be fired after just 14 games in charge? Newcastle’s 19th place status says it wouldn’t be unfair.

And after losing to Sunderland last week, Pardew doubled-down on his status as a Newcastle plague in the Northeast.