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The Top Ten in ProSoccerTalk’s weekly MLS rankings

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(Nos. 11-19 are in the last post)

10. San Jose Earthquakes – At some point this just gets silly. I mean, they have scored in stoppage time that it’s not even a big deal anymore. Well, unless you were in the stands Sunday to see the Goonies go all Goonie on Portland with a stoppage time equalizer. Or, unless you’re Portland, I suppose. Then it’s still a big deal.

9. Portland Timbers – Caleb Porter’s team knows it can’t concede late goals and expect to move up among the league elite. Then again, everyone gives up late goals against San Jose.

8. Vancouver Whitecaps – Martin Rennie picked a fairly defensive lineup for last weekend’s road test in Dallas, and they did succeed in mucking up the game a bit. But when Dallas got the lead there wasn’t enough offense to produce much of a rally. The ‘Caps fell to the Western leaders, 2-0.

7. Montreal Impact – Seriously, MLS schedule-makers, what’s the deal? Some teams have played eight or nine matches. Why are a couple of clubs, like Montreal, stuck at just six? Yes, they’ll all play 34 in the end … but this just feels weird. Like the other Canadian sides, they have important Canada Cup matches on Wednesday.

6. New York Red Bulls – A mid-week loss to Sporting Kansas City was mitigated (somewhat) by a 4-1 win over distracted New England. Thierry Henry’s latest, classy finish highlighted the afternoon, and Dax McCarty continues to rank as one of Major League Soccer’s busiest midfield men.

5. Real Salt Lake – Nick Rimando can save him some penalty kick! He did it once again in the 1-0 win over Chivas USA. (Some around RSL took umbrage last week when we said Houston has the league’s deepest midfield. The Dynamo deserves the edge because of experience in the depth. But, yes, RSL faithful … you’re talented youngsters make for a deep midfield, too.)

4. LA Galaxy – Statement win needed. Statement win accomplished! The 2-0 win over Sporting Kansas City may come with a tiny asterisk since the visitors traveled across country following a draining win at New York. Then again, well-rested L.A. did exactly what they needed in making the tired visitors pay. On, and Landon Donovan is back. Big time. 

3. Houston Dynamo – Dominic Kinnear’s team will play better matches that Saturday’s somewhat bedraggled day at BMO Field north of the border. Then again, Dominic Kinnear’s team will surely take it; a late, late equalizer saw 10-man Houston take a confidence-building point out of Toronto. Who cares if the Dynamo left it late, or if they didn’t look great in their latest road test? They got the job done. Somehow …

2. Sporting Kansas City – Hard to put a label on the week that just was for Peter Vermes’ team. The win at New York was about as perfect as it could be, with an opportunistic goal and then lots of great work from Aurelien Collin (pictured, on the left) and the entire SKC back line, who didn’t give ‘keeper Jimmy Nielsen much to do. But the big test in L.A. just three nights later? Meh. Then again, considering the circumstances, “Meh” is about what anyone could expect.

1. FC Dallas – Everyone around the Western Conference leader is  playing well, including outside backs Zach Loyd and Jair Benitez, who are providing plenty of push up the outside to keep pressure on teams. The Red Stripes get Vancouver for the second consecutive week in Round 9, another of those scheduling quirks that MLS keeps delivering. We really do need to have a talk with Mr. Schedule Maker about all this.

Manchester United said to be offering $12 million bonus to Zlatan Ibrahimovic

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - APRIL 12:  Zlatan Ibrahimovic of Paris Saint-Germain beats Eliaquim Mangala (20) and Joe Hart of Manchester City to score, but his goal is disallowed during the UEFA Champions League quarter final second leg match between Manchester City FC and Paris Saint-Germain at the Etihad Stadium on April 12, 2016 in Manchester, United Kingdom.  (Photo by Clive Brunskill/Getty Images)
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The Premier League sometimes seems to deal in funny money, and it might take just that to bring Zlatan Ibrahimovic across the English Channel.

The Swedish superstar, 34, is leaving Paris Saint-Germain this summer and is reportedly being targeted by several Premier League clubs.

[ MORE: LVG issues statement ]

With his old pal Jose Mourinho expected to take over at Manchester United, there’s been a natural batch of gossip linking the pair. Goal.com has claims of extraordinary dollar signs for the trophy-collecting Ibrahimovic.

Goal’s French site claims that Ibrahimovic would get close to a $12 million signing bonus to go with a huge weekly salary of approximately $363,000. Add that up, and you’re talking more than $560,000 a week.

The report spreads rumors of a $400,000-per-week offer from Major League Soccer for Zlatan, and that acquisition would certainly quell the minor storm caused by China’s acquisition of many big names.

We’ve always thought Ibrahimovic was more an Arsenal-style player, but imagine Mourinho running the Swede with Anthony Martial and Marcus Rashford? Bonkers.

Ajax hires Peter Bosz as new coach to replace Frank de Boer

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - JULY 30:  Peter Bosz manager of Vitesse looks on ahead of the UEFA Europa League Third Qualifying Round 1st Leg match between Southampton and Vitesse at St Mary's Stadium on July 30, 2015 in Southampton, England.  (Photo by Jordan Mansfield/Getty Images)
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AMSTERDAM (AP) Ajax has signed Peter Bosz as its new coach, replacing Frank de Boer who announced earlier this month he was leaving the club after nearly six years in which he won four Dutch league titles.

Bosz, a former player and technical director at Ajax’s arch rival Feyenoord, is leaving Maccabi Tel Aviv to join the Amsterdam club on a three-year contract.

[ MORE: USMNT-Ecuador preview | Klinsmann eyes semis ]

In a statement late Tuesday, Bosz says it is an honor to join Ajax. He says, “I am very ambitious and so is Ajax.”

Ajax director Edwin van der Sar says that in Bosz, Ajax has hired a coach “who can make our talented squad even better.”

Ajax finished second behind PSV Eindhoven in the top flight Eredivisie season that has just ended.

WATCH: Neymar caught a bit offguard in first look at his wax figure

MADRID, SPAIN - MAY 22:  Neymar of FC Barcelona celebrates aftr scoring Barcelona's 2nd goal during the Copa del Rey Final between Barcelona and Sevilla at Vicente Calderon Stadium    on May 22, 2016 in Madrid, Spain.  (Photo by Denis Doyle/Getty Images)
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I remember the first time I saw the first of many life size wax replications of my body.

That is a sentence I am unlikely to ever utter, but Neymar is a different story.

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The 24-year-old Brazilian superstar was caught on camera witnessing his wax figure for the first time, and we can watch it thanks to FC Barcelona.

Look at this guy, looking at that guy. The most interesting part for me is his fascination with how well they did with his tattoos, which of course are easier to duplicate than, you know, a face:

Morris “completely respects” Klinsmann’s keeping him off USMNT roster

SEATTLE, WA - APRIL 20:  Seattle Sounders FC forward Jordan Morris speaks on stage during We Day at KeyArena on April 20, 2016 in Seattle, Washington.  (Photo by Mat Hayward/Getty Images for We Day)
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Seattle Sounders striker and USMNT star-in-waiting Jordan Morris struck a mature note when asked about his exclusion from Jurgen Klinsmann’s 23-man roster for this summer’s Copa America Centenario.

Some will have considered the youngster a lock for the roster, with Morris already boasting rarefied air as a college player to become something close to a national team regular while still in school.

[ MORE: USMNT-Ecuador preview | Klinsmann eyes semis ]

But Klinsmann opted for in-form San Jose striker Chris Wondolowski, and it has become old hat for MLS players to gripe when their name is not called by the German boss (See: Benny Feilhaber, Brad Evans and Landon Donovan).

Don’t count Morris in that group. Of course the youngster doesn’t have the tenure to rally against the man who gave him his shot in the first place, but that hasn’t stopped others from acting entitled to a roster spot.

From MLSSoccer.com:

“[Klinsmann] told me not take it too hard and that there was a lot of competition,” Morris said. “I completely respect his decision. There were a lot of good forwards playing and they’re all playing really well. I wish those guys all the best. It’s going to be a lot of fun to watch this summer.”

Morris can still end up on the roster through injury, and it’s easy to see him as the next name up should an attack-minded player take a knock. Stefan Frei told us last week that Morris is remarkably professional, and this is no exception.

The youngster did admit increased motivation from his omission, stating that “it gives you fuel to your fire to try and get back in the mix a little bit”. We have a feeling he won’t be out of that mix for long.