Longest bans in EPL history… Suaréz is up there

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After Luis Suaréz was given a 10-game ban by the English FA today, many agreed with the FA’s decision to come down hard on the Liverpool forward.

The ban will see Suaréz out of action until next September and seriously hampers his future at Liverpool and in the EPL.

But where does this rank in the longest bans the FA and English Premier League have handed out, all-time? It is certainly not the most severe, but not by much.

Let’s take a look at some of the most memorable bans:

1. Eric Cantona – 9 month suspension
Manchester United’s French wonder lost the plot on a chilly evening at Selhurst Park back in 1995, as the Red Devils No. 7 was sent off against Crystal Palace. As he walked to the changing rooms, a Palace fan seemed to shout abuse at Cantona from the stands. Then all hell broke loose, as Cantona launched himself into the crowd and kicked the fan in a kung-fu style attack. The Frenchman was stripped of his national team captaincy and was banned from playing for United for nine months.

2. Rio Ferdinand – 8 month suspension

Another United player embroiled in a scandal, Rio Ferdinand missed a routine drugs test at the clubs Carrington Training ground back in 2003. Ferdinand was banned for eight months, as a missed test was treated with the same severity as testing positive. The defender would also miss England’s Euro 2004 campaign in Portugal after his bizarre oversight.

3. Joey Barton – 12 game ban

Joey Barton’s antics have been forgotten by some. In case you don’t remember, Barton went on a rampage during the final day of last season, as his QPR side faced Manchester City. But Barton’s red card and subsequent outburst helped City to defeat QPR and lift the EPL crown. Barton, like Suaréz, is certainly no stranger to trouble on the pitch and he was charged with two counts of violent conduct against City’s Argentinian duo of Carlos Tevez and Sergio Aguero. He has not played in the EPL since, after being loaned out to French side Marseille.

4. Paolo Di Canio – 11 game ban

Sunderland’s Italian manager is perhaps remembered by most fans of English soccer for pushing over referee Paul Alcock back in September 1998. Di Canio was sent off while playing for Sheffield Wednesday against Arsenal, as he reacted in disgust by pushing Alcock to the ground. It has to be said, the referee did make a meal of it, however the charge was enough to end Di Canio’s time at Wednesday, as he later moved on to West Ham United.

5. David Prutton – 10 game ban

One of the lesser known incidents, but almost identical to Di Canio’s. The only saving grace for Prutton was that referee Alan Wiley stayed on his feet, as the Southampton midfielder shoved the ref while trying to apprehend the linesman to protest his innocence. I remember sitting at St. Mary’s during that game, scratching my head as to why Prutton reacted in such a shambolic way.

Many people will be doing the same when they recall these moments of madness, along with the bite that could cost Suaréz his future in the EPL.

“I’m not a bad guy” – Convicted murderer, new club defend signing

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A week ago, we brought you the story of goalkeeper Bruno Fernandes finding a new club despite a conviction for ordering the torture and murder of his mistress, whose body was then fed to dogs. The two were having a disagreement on child support.

Fernandes, 32, was set free from jail on a technicality and has since been signed by Boa Esporte in Brazil. He said he couldn’t “throw in the towel” on his career because he believed in himself.

Fans were outraged with the team, major sponsors pulled their funding, and an activist group even hacked Boa Esporte’s web page.

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And the club is digging in its heels.

Boa Esporte’s president, Rone Moraes da Costa, reacted to protests by saying he’d rather move the team than not give Fernandes a chance to resurrect his career.

As for Fernandes, he clearly is having trouble explaining why he’s getting another chance. From The Guardian:

“What happened, happened. I made a mistake, a serious one, but mistakes happens in life – I’m not a bad guy. People tried to bury my dream because of one mistake, but I asked God for forgiveness, so I’m carrying on with my career, dude. I’m starting over.”

One mistake. Wow. There are few clubs in the world which fit the bill of being the majority of fans’ least favorite team, but Boa Esporte could get there. Surely there must be more to the story?

Nothing new about the challenges facing USMNT

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This next week may define a generation of USMNT players, but only if it goes poorly.

That may sound overly dramatic, but it isn’t. The United States started 0-2 in the final round of World Cup qualifying, earned its coach a firing, and now stares down its status in the confederation.

Honduras is coming on Friday, far from a pushover. Then it’s off to Panama for another tricky tie. In a vacuum, coming up short in one of the two isn’t the end of the world, but the Yanks will be expected to take a minimum four points. Even that would be a disappointment to many.

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The crutches are gone, aside from any being used by injured players back in Germany (Bobby Wood and Fabian Johnson chief amongst them). Fifteen of Honduras’ players play domestically, and Panama isn’t much better in overall quality.

Frankly, and it’s been written before, the United States should outclass both of these foes. If Bruce Arena’s bunch doesn’t, well, it spells woe for the country’s soccer development as a whole.

For now, supporters and players have been able to cling to the thought that Jurgen Klinsmann was responsible for the Yanks’ struggles. In some ways, he most certainly was to blame for setbacks like the CONCACAF Cup loss to Mexico and the pathetic performance against Costa Rica that earned him a firing.

Several of the United States’ current elder statesmen have built legacies that can survive big hits. Tim Howard and Clint Dempsey may go down in history as the two biggest stars in program history (There will be an argument for both as No. 1 along with Landon Donovan and Claudio Reyna). DaMarcus Beasley is an all-timer, too.

Michael Bradley, Geoff Cameron, and Jozy Altidore are on track for that, too, and there’s an argument to be made the trio is already there, especially for Cameron, who’s a mainstay in the Premier League. Each has found success in Europe after getting their starts in Major League Soccer, and have etched their names into the national record books.

There’s still very little reason to believe the USMNT will miss the 2018 World Cup even with the 0-2 start. The class is just too much to consider the Yanks will finish below Panama, Honduras, and Trinidad and Tobago over the course of 10 matches (The fourth place side gets a shot at an Asian side like Saudi Arabia, UAE, or Uzbekistan in a two-legged affair).

But turning it around has to start now. The Yanks have to handle their business in these qualifiers, and make at least the Gold Cup final to build momentum toward Russia. Anything short of that is abject failure.

Again, this absolutely should happen, starting Friday. Even given the poor start, losses or even a pair of draws this week would be legitimately shocking, and set the program back ages. Howard set it up well Tuesday when he pointed out that the U.S. has gotten to points like this before, and they always belly up to the bar and outlast all comers.

A lot of fans have this nagging voice in their heads, asking nefariously, “What if they don’t?”

Podolski after golazo finale: “This is like a great movie”

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Lukas Podolski has won a EURO, a World Cup, and the Bundesliga with two different sides.

Only Lothar Matthaus and Miroslav Klose have been capped more than Germany’s Polish born Podolski, and he received a hero’s send-off from the home crowd at Germany’s 1-0 win over England on Wednesday.

And of course he sent himself off in style with a gorgeous goal.

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Podolski said there were more than 30,000 people from Cologne at the match, where he won one of his two Bundesliga titles.

“That’s when you know where you home is, and that you’ve done a lot of good, also off the pitch,” Podolski said. “That makes me very proud.”

It was a perfect night to say goodbye, and the goal made it almost surreal (Thomas Muller called it “cheesy”).

From Goal.com:

“This is like a great movie,” he told ARD. “We win 1-0 and I score the goal.

“I know I have a left foot that was probably gifted to me by God, or someone up there, and I can always rely on it. I am proud of these last 13 years.”

Feel good hit of the Spring.

Report: Guardiola close to adding $43m Benfica goalkeeper

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Year Two of the Pep Guardiola era at Manchester City could feature another big goalkeeper purchase.

Claudio Bravo hasn’t panned out in sky blue, and Joe Hart doesn’t look likely to be coming back. Wily Caballero is getting the lion’s share of the minutes right now, playing every minute aside from a trio of FA Cup matches since February.

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$43 million is the fee noted by Abola when it comes to the latest target for Guardiola, a neck-tattooed Brazilian by the name of Ederson.

The Benfica backstop, 23, has 20 clean sheets in 32 appearances this season. He signed a new six-year deal in late January, but money may talk here.