Can we talk about Fernando Torres for a minute?

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It’s crazy. I’m not even a huge Fernando Torres fan but I’m sitting here dying to write about the man. Well, perhaps not dying. But certainly motivated.

The Chelsea striker, known as ‘El Nino’ (not because of his proclivity to cause extreme weather changes but rather because his old Atletico Madrid teammates simply didn’t know his name), has shown drastic improvement the last few weeks. Now, like many of you, I’ve been trying to deny this fact by saying things like . . .

Yeah he’s decent in the Europa League but he sucks in the Prem.’

Or . . .

Dude only scores goals against crap opponents.’

And sometimes, if I’m feeling particularly clever . . .

He’s just an instinctual striker and, unfortunately, instinct doesn’t always cut it.’

But there’s no denying it, Torres appears to be coming out of his funk. It’s no secret that since his January 2010 transfer from Liverpool for $77.3m (£50m), Fernando hasn’t been the same player. They’ve been cutting down forests for journos to write about this topic. In fact, it’s not just that Torres ‘hasn’t been the same player.’ For his first two seasons at Stamford Bridge he was flat-out crap, scoring only 12 goals in 67 appearances (opposed to the 81 goals in 142 appearances he had for Liverpool).

But this season Torres has regained form, scoring 18 goals in all competitions for Chelsea. No, he may not be ‘back,’ as so many pundits love to claim, but he has been Chelsea’s most influential striker.

So what does all of this mean? Glad you asked.

Many predict this summer will be Chelsea’s most active in the transfer market since Roman Abramovich arrived in West London.  And for a club that spent a combined total of $1.8B (£1.2B) in wages and transfers from 2003-11, that’s saying something. This means the Russian will not only spend heavily to reaquaint his side with Jose Mourinho but will also splash the cash on a number of world-class players.

Whereas predicting all the acquisitions is impossible we can expect Chelsea to trigger Marouane Fellaini’s $35.6m (£23m) release clause and to complete the Andre Schurrle deal with Leverkusen for $30.1m (£20m). We can also expect that Romelu Lukaku will be plying his trade at Stamford Bridge next season and that Demba Ba will likely as well. As if that weren’t enough firepower, few doubt Abramovich will be able to contain himself while other clubs are vying for the likes of Edinson Cavani, Robert Lewandowski and Radamel Falcao.

In other words, don’t be surprised if Chelsea sell Torres. He may be 29 years old but his resurgence suggests that ‘The Kid’ still has some good years left in the tank. If he goes anywhere it will likely be home to Atletico, who could be encouraged to swap Falcao for Torres and a surplus of cash.

Realistically, the time has come for Torres to go home. Leave the strains and stresses of the English game in exchange for the opportunity to continue the rejuvenation process in La Liga.  That’s the kind of move that might just bring Torres all the way ‘back.’

Daly collapses during match, treated for heat illness

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HOUSTON (AP) Houston Dash forward Rachel Daly collapsed during the final minute of a National Women’s Soccer League match against the Seattle Reign as temperatures climbed into the 90s.

The 25-year-old Daly was stretchered off the field and taken to the hospital, where the team said she was being treated for heat illness.

The temperature at BBVA Compass Stadium was 92 degrees at the 3 p.m. kickoff. The Reign won 2-0.

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The NWSL issued a statement that said the league had worked with the Dash before the season to schedule any afternoon games early in the year to help avoid heat issues. The teams took a hydration break late in the match.

“We will immediately review these measures to prevent this situation from occurring in the future,” the statement said.

Reign coach Laura Harvey posted to Twitter: “Proud of the team today. Some of the hottest conditions I’ve seen. Road games are tough but that was crazy.”

MLS roundup: Outrageous dive, posts doom ‘Caps; Ramirez stays red hot

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Six matches are in the books on a busy Saturday in Major League Soccer, and five of them finished 1-0.

How they got there? Much different stories. With the Cali Clasico still to play, let’s dig into the five that followed Seattle 1-0 Portland.

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Vancouver Whitecaps 0-1 DC United

It’s especially difficult to win on the road in Major League Soccer, unless the hosts fritter away four good chances off the woodwork — including a Cristian Techera PK — and give away a spot kick of their own. Lamar Neagle converted the 61st offering after a sinister dive from Jose Guillermo Ortiz. He was taken off soon after, and is probably going to miss sometime when the DisCo is done with him. Outrageous.

New York Red Bulls 2-1 New England Revolution

Not one, not two, nor three, but four New England players saw a low cross slide by them for Daniel Royer to finish as New York came from behind to take all three points at Red Bull Arena. Cody Cropper committed a gaffe that allowed Bradley Wright-Phillips to equalize after a Lee Nguyen PK had put the Revs ahead early.

Colorado Rapids 1-0 Sporting KC

Homegrown defender and University of Denver product Kortne Ford has his first MLS goal, as the Rapids surprised the Western Conference leaders on Saturday. SKC outshot Colorado by nearly 20 attempts (Shoulder shrug emoji).

Minnesota United 1-0 Orlando City

There were questions as to whether NASL superstar Christian Ramirez could translate his game to Major League Soccer.

Yes. The answer is yes.

Ramirez has eight goals in 13 MLS matches, and should be hearing his name from a certain Bruce Arena around Gold Cup time. Those USMNT dreams of last season should come true.

Bobby Shuttleworth made six saves for his third shutout of the season. All have come at home.

Real Salt Lake 1-0 Philadelphia Union

Joao Plata keeps shooting, and the tiny Ecuadorian menace keeps scoring, too. His 36th minute goal was enough for the hosts at Rio Tinto.

Raiola: Zlatan to “100 percent” stay in Europe for two seasons

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic may be 35 and coming off major knee surgery, but that isn’t stopping suitors from lining up across Europe.

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Ibrahimovic’s agent, Mino Raiola, says that MLS is not an option for the Swede over the next two seasons. From Sky Sports:

“Many clubs have asked for Zlatan. He can play two more years and will stay in Europe, 100 per cent.”

It would make sense for Ibrahimovic to stay around Manchester United, where he is admired by Jose Mourinho and coming off a season that showed he’s still capable of contributing at a high level.

But he remains beloved in Italy, and would be effective for most clubs in the Top 5 leagues should he return at even 75 percent of the Zlatan we’ve seen regularly.

Report: Manchester United, Inter Milan keen on Perisic deal

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Manchester United wants Ivan Perisic, and both the player and his current club are all about it.

Perisic, 28, is ready to leave Inter Milan, and the Serie A mainstays are happy to accept $46 million for his services according to Sky Sports.

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Primarily a left winger, Perisic moved to Inter from Wolfsburg at the start of the 2015-16 season. He scored 10 goals and added nine assists in Serie A play this season, and has kept up his production pace since moving from the Bundesliga to Italy.

United needs stars and depth for its Champions League campaign, and Perisic would buttress an attack with Marcus Rashford, Henrikh Mkhitaryan amongst others. He was a difference maker for Croatia at EURO 2016, and can do the same at Old Trafford.