Can we talk about Fernando Torres for a minute?

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It’s crazy. I’m not even a huge Fernando Torres fan but I’m sitting here dying to write about the man. Well, perhaps not dying. But certainly motivated.

The Chelsea striker, known as ‘El Nino’ (not because of his proclivity to cause extreme weather changes but rather because his old Atletico Madrid teammates simply didn’t know his name), has shown drastic improvement the last few weeks. Now, like many of you, I’ve been trying to deny this fact by saying things like . . .

Yeah he’s decent in the Europa League but he sucks in the Prem.’

Or . . .

Dude only scores goals against crap opponents.’

And sometimes, if I’m feeling particularly clever . . .

He’s just an instinctual striker and, unfortunately, instinct doesn’t always cut it.’

But there’s no denying it, Torres appears to be coming out of his funk. It’s no secret that since his January 2010 transfer from Liverpool for $77.3m (£50m), Fernando hasn’t been the same player. They’ve been cutting down forests for journos to write about this topic. In fact, it’s not just that Torres ‘hasn’t been the same player.’ For his first two seasons at Stamford Bridge he was flat-out crap, scoring only 12 goals in 67 appearances (opposed to the 81 goals in 142 appearances he had for Liverpool).

But this season Torres has regained form, scoring 18 goals in all competitions for Chelsea. No, he may not be ‘back,’ as so many pundits love to claim, but he has been Chelsea’s most influential striker.

So what does all of this mean? Glad you asked.

Many predict this summer will be Chelsea’s most active in the transfer market since Roman Abramovich arrived in West London.  And for a club that spent a combined total of $1.8B (£1.2B) in wages and transfers from 2003-11, that’s saying something. This means the Russian will not only spend heavily to reaquaint his side with Jose Mourinho but will also splash the cash on a number of world-class players.

Whereas predicting all the acquisitions is impossible we can expect Chelsea to trigger Marouane Fellaini’s $35.6m (£23m) release clause and to complete the Andre Schurrle deal with Leverkusen for $30.1m (£20m). We can also expect that Romelu Lukaku will be plying his trade at Stamford Bridge next season and that Demba Ba will likely as well. As if that weren’t enough firepower, few doubt Abramovich will be able to contain himself while other clubs are vying for the likes of Edinson Cavani, Robert Lewandowski and Radamel Falcao.

In other words, don’t be surprised if Chelsea sell Torres. He may be 29 years old but his resurgence suggests that ‘The Kid’ still has some good years left in the tank. If he goes anywhere it will likely be home to Atletico, who could be encouraged to swap Falcao for Torres and a surplus of cash.

Realistically, the time has come for Torres to go home. Leave the strains and stresses of the English game in exchange for the opportunity to continue the rejuvenation process in La Liga.  That’s the kind of move that might just bring Torres all the way ‘back.’

MLS to the death: Taking stock of playoff scenarios

Portland Timbers' Diego Valeri, right, challenges Montreal Impact's Laurent Ciman during the first half of a soccer game, Saturday, May 9, 2015 in Montreal. (Graham Hughes/The Canadian Press via AP) MANDATORY CREDIT
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Five MLS teams have made the playoffs, but in the world of probability that number is a lot closer to 10.

Red Bulls, DC, L.A., Vancouver and Dallas are in the postseason, while Toronto, Columbus, New England and Sporting KC are on the verge. Seattle is just behind that group.

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So how about those final two slots?

Eastern Conference

Team GP W D L GF GA GD Home Away PTS
x – New York 31 16 6 9 55 39 16 11-2-3 5-4-6 54
x – D.C. 32 14 6 12 39 40 -1 10-3-3 4-3-9 48
New England 32 13 8 11 45 45 0 9-6-1 4-2-10 47
Columbus 32 13 8 11 51 53 -2 8-4-4 5-4-7 47
Toronto FC 31 14 4 13 55 53 2 10-1-4 4-3-9 46
Montreal 31 12 6 13 44 43 1 10-2-4 2-4-9 42
Orlando City SC 32 11 8 13 44 54 -10 6-5-5 5-3-8 41
New York City FC 32 10 7 15 47 53 -6 6-4-6 4-3-9 37
Philadelphia 32 9 7 16 40 51 -11 6-3-7 3-4-9 34
Chicago 32 8 6 18 42 52 -10 8-1-7 0-5-11 30

Matches remaning
at Colorado, vs. New England, at Toronto 
vs. NYC, at Philadelphia
New York City: at Orlando, vs. New England

Obviously, the Impact have the wheel here, though a pair of road tests — one across the continent — aren’t easy. If it comes down to a match against their rivals at BMO Field, all bets will be off. NYC can do Montreal a huge favor by getting a result in Orlando, but Jason Kreis’ side need all three points (Well, all six points… and a load of help). No one is playing better than Orlando right now.

Western Conference

Team GP W D L GF GA GD Home Away PTS
x – FC Dallas 31 15 6 10 47 38 9 11-2-2 4-4-8 51
x – Los Angeles 32 14 9 9 53 39 14 12-3-1 2-6-8 51
x – Vancouver 32 15 5 12 42 34 8 8-2-6 7-3-6 50
Sporting KC 31 13 9 9 46 41 5 9-5-1 4-4-8 48
Seattle 32 14 5 13 40 34 6 10-2-4 4-3-9 47
San Jose 32 12 8 12 39 37 2 7-6-3 5-2-9 44
Portland 31 12 8 11 31 36 -5 7-6-3 5-2-8 44
Houston 32 11 8 13 41 45 -4 9-3-4 2-5-9 41
Real Salt Lake 31 11 8 12 37 43 -6 7-6-2 4-2-10 41
Colorado 31 8 10 13 30 38 -8 5-5-6 3-5-7 34

Matches remaning
San Jose:
vs Sporting KC, at Dallas
at RSL, at LA, vs. Colorado
Houston: vs. Seattle, at Vancouver
Real Salt Lake: 
vs. Portland, vs. Dallas, at Seattle

Quite literally anything can happen here in terms of these four. Pressure’s surely on Caleb Porter and the Timbers to finally give their supporters a side worth their passion. RSL is the only other side with three matches left, and the two pair up next. Houston has a harrowing pair of matches, one without Cubo Torres, while San Jose also has two tough efforts.

Chelsea make it official with former AC Milan keeper Amelia

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Longtime Serie A goalkeeper and World Cup winner Marco Amelia is giving Chelsea some cover.

The ex-AC Milan man, 33, has also played for Roma and Livorno amongst other stops in Italy, and has been on trial at Stamford Bridge for some time.

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Amelia will backup Asmir Begovic, and give the Blues three keepers in the absence of Thibaut Courtois.

He’s available for Chelsea’s next match, against Aston Villa, and will potentially slide into the No. 2 slot ahead of 21-year-old Jamal Blackman. Whether he’s an upgrade in skill is debatable, but his experience could prove invaluable.