Can we talk about Fernando Torres for a minute?

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It’s crazy. I’m not even a huge Fernando Torres fan but I’m sitting here dying to write about the man. Well, perhaps not dying. But certainly motivated.

The Chelsea striker, known as ‘El Nino’ (not because of his proclivity to cause extreme weather changes but rather because his old Atletico Madrid teammates simply didn’t know his name), has shown drastic improvement the last few weeks. Now, like many of you, I’ve been trying to deny this fact by saying things like . . .

Yeah he’s decent in the Europa League but he sucks in the Prem.’

Or . . .

Dude only scores goals against crap opponents.’

And sometimes, if I’m feeling particularly clever . . .

He’s just an instinctual striker and, unfortunately, instinct doesn’t always cut it.’

But there’s no denying it, Torres appears to be coming out of his funk. It’s no secret that since his January 2010 transfer from Liverpool for $77.3m (£50m), Fernando hasn’t been the same player. They’ve been cutting down forests for journos to write about this topic. In fact, it’s not just that Torres ‘hasn’t been the same player.’ For his first two seasons at Stamford Bridge he was flat-out crap, scoring only 12 goals in 67 appearances (opposed to the 81 goals in 142 appearances he had for Liverpool).

But this season Torres has regained form, scoring 18 goals in all competitions for Chelsea. No, he may not be ‘back,’ as so many pundits love to claim, but he has been Chelsea’s most influential striker.

So what does all of this mean? Glad you asked.

Many predict this summer will be Chelsea’s most active in the transfer market since Roman Abramovich arrived in West London.  And for a club that spent a combined total of $1.8B (£1.2B) in wages and transfers from 2003-11, that’s saying something. This means the Russian will not only spend heavily to reaquaint his side with Jose Mourinho but will also splash the cash on a number of world-class players.

Whereas predicting all the acquisitions is impossible we can expect Chelsea to trigger Marouane Fellaini’s $35.6m (£23m) release clause and to complete the Andre Schurrle deal with Leverkusen for $30.1m (£20m). We can also expect that Romelu Lukaku will be plying his trade at Stamford Bridge next season and that Demba Ba will likely as well. As if that weren’t enough firepower, few doubt Abramovich will be able to contain himself while other clubs are vying for the likes of Edinson Cavani, Robert Lewandowski and Radamel Falcao.

In other words, don’t be surprised if Chelsea sell Torres. He may be 29 years old but his resurgence suggests that ‘The Kid’ still has some good years left in the tank. If he goes anywhere it will likely be home to Atletico, who could be encouraged to swap Falcao for Torres and a surplus of cash.

Realistically, the time has come for Torres to go home. Leave the strains and stresses of the English game in exchange for the opportunity to continue the rejuvenation process in La Liga.  That’s the kind of move that might just bring Torres all the way ‘back.’

Southgate: Racism isn’t just a Russian problem

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Credit England boss Gareth Southgate for honesty.

The national team manager was asked about the plethora of stories regarding racism in Russian football ahead of this summer’s World Cup.

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Given the climate between Russia and England, there are any number of roads he could’ve taken in reply. Suffice it to say, he chose the high one.

Pointing out that racism is everywhere, Southgate used the example of Kick It Out manager Troy Townsend showing the coach some racist comments posted on a photo of English youth national team.

“Our teams mix and the youngsters look up to the senior team,” said Southgate. “I know most of those young players really closely and I’ve seen them come through. To see them abused in that way is absolutely disgusting. When we speak about other countries, I find it difficult to deflect what we’ve seen there.”

“I don’t think we should just talk about racism in Russia. We have got to get our own house in order. There are still things going on in our own country around racism that aren’t correct. We keep pointing the finger at Russia, where we are going to be guests in the next couple of months, but we haven’t resolved the issue in our own country and until we do I think we should stop firing those things off elsewhere.”

Full marks to Southgate for that, now more folks need to turn words into action and cut the vile comments off at the knees.

PSG fined, will have to close part of stadium at next UCL match

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Paris Saint-Germain’s fans had a bit too much fun in their UEFA Champions League loss against Real Madrid, but apparently just a bit.

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Les Parisiens  are facing a partial stadium ban for next season’s first UCL contest after their fans were charged with blocking a stairway, setting off fireworks, and using a laser pointer.

The punishment includes closing the North Stand at the Parc Des Princes and a fine of a little over $52,000.

The stadium ban is one thing, but $52,000, UEFA? How will PSG ever afford it? Neymar will certainly have to take a pay cut.

(If you’re curious, Neymar makes approximately $1 million per week).

Injuries leave host Russia limping ahead of World Cup

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MOSCOW (AP) With less than three months to go until the World Cup in Russia, the host nation’s players are dropping like flies.

A spate of knee injuries this year has left the Russians hurrying to find cover at the back and trying to replace a key attacking threat.

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First, center back Georgy Dzhikiya tore his knee ligaments during a friendly in January. The same happened to Viktor Vasin a month later. Russia’s defense was already thin, so those injuries prompted calls for the 35-year-old Berezutsky twins, Alexei and Vasily, to return from international retirement. They refused to do so.

Now coach Stanislav Cherchesov must also seek a replacement for Zenit St. Petersburg forward Alexander Kokorin, who tore his knee ligaments in the Europa League last week. That puts more responsibility on the shoulders of Fyodor Smolov, now likely to be Russia’s undisputed first-choice striker for the World Cup.

“We’re not complaining about anything,” Cherchesov said Thursday. “Fate is often testing us in various ways but we always try to be ready.”

The injuries mean Cherchesov will be forced to experiment during Friday’s friendly against Brazil and Tuesday’s game against France, both at home. Short-term medical issues have ruled three more fringe players out of those games.

Here’s a closer look at the issues facing Russia ahead of the World Cup:


If you had to pick one Russian striker for the World Cup, it might as well be Fyodor Smolov.

On track to be the Russian league’s top scorer for the third season in a row, Smolov has been working on his English skills as he eyes a move to the Premier League.

Smolov was linked with West Ham during the January transfer window but opted to stay with FC Krasnodar, saying he didn’t want to abandon his team as it battles for a spot in the Champions League next season.

With Kokorin almost certainly out of the picture for the World Cup, Russia’s backup options include Anton Zabolotny, who is still settling in at Zenit after a recent move from newly promoted FC Tosno. The 22-year-old Alexei Miranchuk can play as a forward, but is better in a deeper role.


Russian players tend to stay in their domestic league, but there’s one big exception in midfield – Denis Cheryshev.

The winger came through the Real Madrid youth system when his father was coaching there and is now at Villarreal, but frequent injuries have dented hopes he can add some spice to the national team.

Now he’s fit again and in the squad to face Brazil and France.

Elsewhere in the midfield, there are the promising and creative youngsters Roman Zobnin and Alexander Golovin, but Russia doesn’t currently have a dominant defensive midfielder.


Cherchesov has a reputation as a difficult coach to get along with, and Russian media have regularly reported fallings-out with various players.

One of those outside the squad is Igor Denisov, who last played for Russia in 2016. He has been playing well in a defensive midfield role this season for Lokomotiv Moscow, the team at the top of the Russian league standings. Denisov and Cherchesov clashed during the latter’s time as Dynamo Moscow coach.

Also absent from the squad is forward Artyom Dzyuba. A talented striker who has scored 11 goals in 22 games for Russia but has a reputation for being hot-headed, Dzyuba was deemed surplus to requirements at Zenit and sent on loan to Arsenal Tula. In three games there, he has scored three goals and set up two more to put himself back in the World Cup contention.


Russia’s soccer team hasn’t escaped the country’s doping scandals.

Defensive midfielder Ruslan Kambolov is under investigation by FIFA for a possible doping case revealed by Moscow laboratory documents, but hasn’t been suspended.

The team’s schedule was disrupted Wednesday by drug-testing, which took more than five hours and delayed training. On Thursday, the team said five more doping control officers turned up to take samples from the team.

Wilshere injured, could play in England’s second friendly

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I have no idea what tendinopathy means, but Arsenal and England will be hoping it’s only a minor thing for Jack Wilshere.

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The resurgent Gunners midfielder is going to miss at least one of England’s friendlies this international break after suffering a knee injury in training.

“Jack just felt some tendinopathy in his knee but it’s nothing too serious,” Southgate said. “We decided to leave him back at base and see how he responds, and we hope to have him with us on Saturday.”

England is in Netherlands on Friday, and returns to London to host Italy at Wembley on Tuesday.

Arsenal doesn’t play until April 1 when it visits Stoke City.