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Two down, one to go: QPR, Reading snoozer confirm clubs’ relegation from Premier League

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Confirming a conclusion their fans accepted some time ago, Queens Park Rangers and Reading sealed each others’ Premier League relegation on Sunday, doing so in the most appropriate way possible: with a display leaving no doubt their clubs don’t belong.

The match ended 0-0, a slog devoid of good chances and, more importantly, any evidence suggesting the match had meaning. Players lacking incentive to perform to ticket prices walked through 90 minutes with little regard for ceremony or result. So what if this was a Premier League match – an arena dreamed of by soccer players around the globe? Relegation foder worn down by 34 rounds of disappointment went through the motions in the 35th. Onlookers be damned.

If a tree falls in a forest, can a competitive match take place if nobody cares about winning?

Stuart James, in his report for the Guardian, summed it up better than I could:

In the end Reading and Queens Park Rangers conspired to put each other out of their misery. This goalless draw, which was every bit as bad as the scoreline suggests, condemns both clubs to relegation and a return to the Championship. Even if QPR and Reading win their final three matches it would not be enough to catch Wigan Athletic or Aston Villa, one of whom is guaranteed to reach 35 points because they meet on the final day of the season.

Though both teams confirmed their fate on the same day, we’re left with two very different impressions of their seasons.

Reading was a club that got hot in last year’s Championship and won an improbable promotion. They had never built up for a run at the Premier League, and once there, they were never situated to stay. They were clearly the least-capable team in the league, and it showed.

There’s often a difference between surprise and disappointment. The Royals’ relegation is the latter, not the former.

QPR, however, is the opposite. With Tony Fernandes’s investment backing them, they were expected to stay up. After a hyperactive summer of spending from Mark Hughes, Harry Redknapp broke the team’s transfer record twice in the winter window, yet the results just kept getting worse. QPR were well-situated to stay in the Premier League but kept finding ways to be bad.

Neither team looks a great bet to return next year, though nobody knows what summer will bring. Reading, at least, have Nigel Adkins, a man who brought Southampton up last year. If they keep their team together, they’ll (for better or worse) have some kind of chance, while QPR, who will desperately need to cut their wage bill, have to pull the roof down before they can rebuild.

Southampton: Van Dijk won’t leave, selling days likely done

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - MARCH 29:  Ralph Krueger the Southampton Chairman looks on during the Barclays Premier League match between Southampton and Newcastle United at St Mary's Stadium on March 29, 2014 in Southampton, England.  (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)
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Ralph Krueger doesn’t plan on selling any more big Southampton stars, and there’s none brighter than Virgil Van Dijk.

The Dutchman is perhaps the best center back in the Premier League, regularly linked with transfers to anywhere from Manchester City to Liverpool.

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But Krueger says Saints have had enough of selling big assets. Southampton has sold Adam Lallana, Dejan Lovren, Sadio Mane, and Nathaniel Clyne in the past three seasons, and those are just the names to go to Liverpool. Morgan Schneiderlin and Victor Wanyama have also moved on from St. Mary’s.

From Sky Sports:

“We would like to move away from that and we feel confident this summer will be a lot quieter in Southampton and we can keep the core of this team moving forward for a few years.

“That is going to be important when you see how excellent the group is right now and how exciting the football is. The game we are playing is a pleasure to watch and a pleasure to be part of.”

Saints were the more effective side in a 3-2 EFL Cup Final loss to Manchester United this weekend, but are well off the pace in the race to make back-to-back trips into Europe.

It will be hard to hold onto Van Dijk and even new bright light Manolo Gabbiadini without Europe, but Krueger is a strong leader with the ability to convince almost anyone to buy into a plan.

Real Salt Lake signs Plata to multi-year DP deal

Real Salt Lake forward Joao Plata (8) gestures while walking during an MLS soccer game against New York City FC Saturday, May 23, 2015, in Sandy, Utah. (Leah Hogsten/The Salt Lake Tribune via AP) DESERET NEWS OUT; LOCAL TELEVISION OUT; MAGS OUT
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SANDY, Utah (AP) Real Salt Lake has re-signed forward Joao Plata to a multi-year contract and he will continue to hold a designated-player spot.

The 24-year-old was acquired from Toronto FC before the 2013 season and he has 30 goals and 30 assists in regular-season play with RSL.

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Plata ranks No. 3 on the team’s all-time assists list and No. 5 in goals. He has 33 goals and 35 assists during his MLS career.

Real Salt Lake begins the season Saturday when it hosts Toronto FC.

Gotze out indefinitely with metabolism disorder

ROTTERDAM, NETHERLANDS - NOVEMBER 06:  Mario Goetze (R) and Ann-Kathrin Broemmel attend the MTV Europe Music Awards 2016 on November 6, 2016 in Rotterdam, Netherlands.  (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for MTV)
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Mario Gotze’s last few seasons have not fulfilled the expectations thrust about the World Cup-winning attacker.

Gotze, 24, scored the 113th minute goal that lifted Germany past Argentina in the 2014 World Cup, but has endured successive disappointing seasons between Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund.

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With just two goals this season, Gotze has played just 24 minutes since BVB came back from winter break. On Monday, the club revealed why: a metabolism disorder that will keep him out for an indefinite period of time. From Sky Sports:

“We are glad to know the reasons for Mario’s complaints and we are convinced that after recovering he will give us extra quality with his exceptional abilities,” said Dortmund’s director of sport Michael Zorc.

“Mario gets the full backing and maximum support from all of us at Borussia Dortmund on his way back.”

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Gotze at his best, and here’s hoping this problem is both curable and the reason for his struggles.

Liverpool hires EA Sports executive as new CEO

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Liverpool has named Peter Moore as the successor to chief executive office Ian Ayre.

Ayre, 53, is off to 1860 Munich this summer, and has stepped down early to allow Moore to take over.

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A Liverpool-born executive, Moore was the chief operating officer at EA Sports and has also worked with Microsoft and SEGA.

The move “completes a transitional phase” which saw several new names join the fray. From The Liverpool Echo:

The appointment completes a transition plan by FSG which included appointing Michael Edwards as sporting director while Billy Hogan was promoted to the role of managing director and chief commercial officer.