Premier League Transfer Talk: Zinedine says Madrid will buy Gareth Bale

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Tottenham fans will be enraged with Zinedine Zidane’s claim that even a $93.4m (£60m) price tag won’t be enough to prevent Real Madrid from snapping up the superhuman Gareth Bale this summer. Here are the other transfer rumors percolating for today, May 1, 2013:


The news is equally bad on the other side of North London where rumors persist that Arsene Wenger could be on his way out of Arsenal in favor of a move to Paris Saint-Germain, although Arsenal chairman Peter Hill-Wood says they’re rubbish. Speaking of PSG, that could be the future destination of Hatem Ben Arfa, who had the couilles to wear a kit of Les Parisiens while working out in a Newcastle gym.

Over in West London it’s being reported that as Jose Mourinho inches closer to his dramatic return at Stamford Bridge, Roman Abramovich plans on welcoming his old foe with a fat $155m (£100m) transfer kitty to help “rebuild” the squad. If Mourinho isn’t the man for the job then it’s widely believed that the Blues will turn to Malaga’s Manuel Pellegrini, causing the Spanish club to turn to Wigan’s Roberto Martinez. All sources indicate, however that ‘The Special One’ will be in West London come June and once he arrives, a new one year deal in place for Super Frank Lampard.

At Loftus Road word is that Djibril Cisse, Julio Cesar and Loic Remy are all planning moves that will help them avoid a rough and rugged season in the Championship. Cesar and Remy stand good chances of a return to the Prem but Cisse? I think that ship has sailed. Another player the R’s will be trying to profit off of is Adel Taarabt, who’s array of wildly inconsistent performance and incessant brain farts has somehow convinced QPR he’s worth £15m.

Down the river at Craven Cottage, Martin Jol may face a tough decision as Zenit St. Petersburg are dreaming up a bid to sign Dimitar Berbatov, 32, who has one year remaining on his two year contract. While on the opposite end of town, West Ham owners have found a cheap cure for their defensive woes by lining up a contract for Shakhtar Donetsk’s infamous Rat, Romanian defender Razvan Rat, who is set to leave the club on a free this summer.


At Anfield Brendan Rodgers & Co. may be preparing fans for the sale of Dracula to Juventus by showing interest in 19 year old Partizan Belgrade striker Lazar Markovic, who is also being followed by – you guessed it – Chelsea. The writing may also be on the wall for Martin Skrtel as the Reds plan to outbid Inter for Barcelona defender Martin Montoya whereas  Reading defender Alex Pearce has been named the top target to replace Jamie Carragher.

Meanwhile, the blue side of town is transfixed on bringing in 21 year old attacking midfielder Adem Ljajic after his contract talks with Fiorentina have apparently broken down.


Over in Manchester, all this talk about Robert Lewandowski and Radamel Falcao has Wayne Rooney concerned over his future at the club. Wazza is apparently requesting assurances from Sir Alex Ferguson that he’ll have a role to play in next year’s trophy chase. While Roo may still be on Fergie’s radar, Anderson and Nani certainly are not, as the underwhelming duo will finally be sold to clear space for this summer’s new purchases.

Manchester City will begin “rebuilding” their squad by acquiring 27 year old Toluca defender Diego Novaretti. The man known as “El Flaco” is known for his height (6’5″) and, amazingly, his quickness, and could be the cheap solution to the impending sale of Joleon Lescott. Joining Lescott on this summer’s pink slip could be Gael Clichy, who is garnering interest from Galatasaray, who apparently love buying stars who have past their prime.

Mauritania president stops Cup final out of boredom, sends it to PKs

WASHINGTON, DC - AUGUST 06:  President of Mauritania Mohamed Ould Abdel Aziz (2nd R) speaks as U.S. President Barack Obama (R) listens during a session on "Investing in Africa's Future" of the U.S.-Africa Leaders Summit August 6, 2014 at the State Department in Washington, DC. President Obama hosted the last day of the first-ever summit to strengthen ties between the United States and African nations.  (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)
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Mohamed Ould Abdel Aziz has taken over a country by coup d’etat, seen his country taken from him by coup d’etat, and also been shot in a possible assassination attempt — one that was labeled an “accidental shooting” by a soldier — so he’s not much for boredom.

But apparently the Mauritania president wasn’t going to leave his country’s Super Cup final between FC Tevragh-Zeina and ACS Ksar without finding out who won.

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Bored by a 1-1 match, Abdel Aziz decided the game didn’t need to be played anymore. The president called down to the field, and demand the match be immediately settled by penalty kicks.

The referee complied, and the match was immediately sent to a shootout.

Of course, this is now being hailed as a misunderstanding of sorts. From Gazetta World, via Deadspin:

“I deny in the strongest terms the intervention of the President of the Republic,” the federation’s president, Ahmed Ould Abderrahmane, wrote in a statement. “The decision was made due ​​to organisational issues in accordance with the presidents and the coaches of the two teams.”

Organizational issues… like the organizations decided that if the president didn’t want the game to go on any longer, the game shouldn’t go on any longer.

What I want to know is how rival fans break this down when arguing.

Tevragh-Zeina supporter: “We won the Super Cup!”

ACS Ksar supporter:Yeah. Cause the President ordered it.”

Tevragh-Zeina supporter: “Make your own breaks.”

I’ll stop with the jokes here, because I’ve turned to Google and have learned more about Mauritania in the last 20 minutes than I have in my entire life.

Leicester who? Unlikely Angers thriving, ends PSG’s long win streak

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Paris Saint-Germain’s only loss this year came at the hands of Real Madrid in the UEFA Champions League, and only three clubs in France have managed to even split the points with the Ligue 1 giants.

But Tuesday in Angers, the better story in France took hold of the headlines, as Angers became the third club to hold PSG in Ligue 1 play. Les Parisiens entered the 0-0 draw on a nine-match Ligue 1 win streak.

It’s not just the draw that’s impressive, though. While Angers supporters might’ve signed up for that before the season started. it’s par for the course right now (even if Laurent Blanc wasn’t impressed with Tuesday’s bus parking display).

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The draw with the league leaders brought the newly-promoted club into third place, a point behind No. 2 Caen. And while no one’s pegging, well, anyone to overcome PSG’s 14-point lead at the table, Angers is competing for a place in Europe.

A big part of that is a well-traveled 32-year-old goalkeeper playing out of his gourd. Ludovic Butelle has now posted three-straight clean sheets to help Angers rebound from a three-match losing skid, and overcome scoring just 14 goals this season by conceding just nine.

Whether Les Scoïstes can stay ahead of the pack is one thing, but it looks fairly good that Angers can make it multiple top-flight seasons for the first time since 1981.

In another French note, former U.S. coach Bob Bradley earned his first win for Le Havre. The Ligue 2 side is now in fourth place in their promotion chase, six points out of first.


Team GP W D L GF GA GD Home Away PTS
Paris SG 16 13 3 0 37 8 29 6-1-0 7-2-0 42
Caen 15 9 1 5 18 15 3 5-1-2 4-0-3 28
Angers 16 7 6 3 14 9 5 3-5-1 4-1-2 27
Lyon 16 7 5 4 21 14 7 4-2-2 3-3-2 26
Nice 16 7 4 5 30 19 11 3-1-3 4-3-2 25
St. Etienne 15 8 1 6 20 19 1 5-1-2 3-0-4 25
Monaco 15 6 6 3 21 21 0 2-3-2 4-3-1 24
Lorient 16 5 7 4 24 21 3 4-3-2 1-4-2 22
Rennes 15 5 7 3 21 18 3 2-3-2 3-4-1 22
Nantes 16 6 3 7 12 15 -3 3-2-3 3-1-4 21
Marseille 15 5 4 6 23 17 6 2-3-3 3-1-3 19
Guingamp 15 5 4 6 15 20 -5 3-3-1 2-1-5 19
Montpellier 15 5 3 7 18 19 -1 4-0-4 1-3-3 18
Bordeaux 15 4 6 5 20 25 -5 4-2-2 0-4-3 18
Reims 15 4 4 7 15 19 -4 3-2-3 1-2-4 16
Gazelec Ajaccio 15 4 4 7 14 19 -5 2-3-2 2-1-5 16
SC Bastia 15 4 3 8 15 21 -6 4-0-3 0-3-5 15
Lille 15 2 8 5 8 11 -3 2-2-3 0-6-2 14
Toulouse 15 2 6 7 14 28 -14 2-4-1 0-2-6 12
Troyes 15 0 5 10 8 30 -22 0-4-4 0-1-6 5

Venezuela coach offers to quit if it helps players’ dispute

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CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) Venezuela coach Noel Sanvicente has offered to step down if it helps the national soccer team’s dispute with their federation.

Fifteen players in the national team are threatening to quit unless the entire board of directors of the Venezuela Football Federation resign.

The federation has yet to make any public reaction to the players, who made their statement on social media on Monday, but released a letter on Tuesday in which Sanvicente apologized to the players for unintended offense by his own previous lack of comment.

“If my departure contributes so that these differences are overcome, then I’ll step aside,” Sanvicente said.

The players accuse interim president Laureano Gonzalez of mistreatment and slander, following recent allegations that several players were conspiring to oust Sanvicente.

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“We accept criticism of our performances and, as a team, take responsibility for the results, but in no way do we accept that we were preparing a movement to get the national coach out,” the players said. “We are upset and disillusioned by the lack of support from the national team’s coaching staff over these accusations.

“Our integrity isn’t negotiable, and the damage done can only be repaired renewing the federation’s leadership. We can’t continue working in an environment damaged by these officials.”

The signatories included Genoa midfielder Tomas Rincon, and West Bromwich Albion striker Salomon Rondon.

Gonzalez took over as head of the federation after longtime president Rafael Esquivel was arrested in Switzerland in May as part of the U.S. and Swiss investigations into corruption at FIFA. In September, Switzerland agreed to extradite him to the United States.

Despite progress in recent years under former coach Cesar Farias, Venezuela has lost four straight matches in South American qualifying for the 2018 World Cup.

Mounting tensions in the national squad were evident following the recent loss to Ecuador when Sanvicente accused his players of a lack of commitment and a sense of entitlement.

“Sorry to kill your stories”: Klopp not seeking new Liverpool GK

during the UEFA Europa League Group B match between Liverpool FC and FC Girondins de Bordeaux at Anfield on November 26, 2015 in Liverpool, United Kingdom.

The topic of goalkeeper Simon Mignolet is a lightning rod for a certain subset of Liverpool fans, but you can count Jurgen Klopp in the group that likes him just fine, thank you.

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The 27-year-old Belgian has been the man between the sticks for Klopp since the manager took over at Anfield, and Klopp is already tiring of the rumors that he’s looking for better in the goalkeeping department.

From the BBC:

“I’m absolutely satisfied with our goalkeeper situation.

“I’m sorry to kill your stories about German goalkeepers and different goalkeepers from Stoke – we are not looking for another goalkeeper.”

Pretty clear cut there. Jack Butland would be nice and all, but Klopp’s fine with Mignolet and ex-Bolton man Adam Bogdan.

Do you think they need better?