Newcastle United's manager Pardew gestures during their English Premier League soccer match against West Ham United at The Boleyn Ground in London

A drab draw and a tight smile from Newcastle, Alan Pardew

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The smile that crawled onto Alan Pardew’s face as he left the Boleyn Ground was a curious one. When full-time was blow on his team’s 0-0 with West Ham, the autonomic response of the Newcastle boss portrayed a man satisfied with the stalemate. And maybe that was the right response – road points, relegation scraps, and what not – but for a team that could sit 17th after Sunderland’s game on Monday, middling performances and silver linings just remind fans of how far they’ve fallen.

But you can excuse fans upon Tyne for being over questions of what should have been. Yes, Newcastle’s talent is much better than this – a late season relegation scrap — but that is what it is. The bigger concern, at this point, is avoiding another year in the Championship, and while one point at Upton Park seems to help that cause, the Magpies’ form won’t assuage any doubts.

Not to mentioned West Ham had nothing to play for. And to a certain extent, it showed, with full-time handshakes between two contented sides more reminiscent of the 18th green than a soccer game featuring a relegation candidate. The Hammers are free of such worries, but the threat should have pushed the Magpies to steal two extra points from their relatively apathetic host. Short of West Ham performing beyond that deflated expectation, Newcastle should have used this match to change course after last week’s 6-0 drubbing by Liverpool.

Which brings us back to that tight smile. Newcastle’s manager should have seen this as opportunity lost – not only a match in which he could have quelled most of his relation worries but also a chance to forget last weekend’s debacle, cast recent struggles as a bump instead of a trend, and potentially save his job. But it seemed Pardew was smiling because he stayed in the relegation battle. He was smiling at the road point. He was smiling at being shut out. He was smiling a minimally acceptable result.

Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but could that be a reason why Newcastle might finish the match day in 17th place? Sure, there are probably more reasons. There may be better ones, and this smile may have absolutely nothing to do with a team that’s fallen from a top-four contender last year to bottom-three candidate now.

In which case, just consider the smile less symptomatic than symbolic.

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Given the rivalry surrounding the two megawatt superstars plying their trade in Spain, you may be surprised to learn that Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are the best of friends.

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At least that’s what this spoof video conveys, as the Real Madrid and Barcelona stars help each other navigate tax season and toilet troubles.

Brilliant stuff, from FootbOle:

Top USMNT-Mexico moments: Looking back ahead of Saturday

PASADENA, CA - JUNE 25:  Landon Donovan #10 of United States celebrates his goal with teammates Carlos Bocanegra #3 and Alejandro Bedoya #22  against Mexico during the 2011 CONCACAF Gold Cup Championship at the Rose Bowl on June 25, 2011 in Pasadena, California.  (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
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You could argue its the biggest match between the U.S. and Mexico outside of the 2002 World Cup’s Round of 16, and there would be few arguments against you.

The United States and Mexico will tangle on Saturday at the Rose Bowl, with the winner advancing to the 2017 Confederations Cup finals in Russia.

It’s only so often that these rivals match up in a “do or die” match. Sure World Cup qualifiers carry critical import, but they don’t always become the decisive moment in the qualifying cycle.

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Aside from the aforementioned World Cup match and the first match in the rivalry — see 1934 below — no other match has carried as much international weight as Saturday.

So with anticipation high, let’s dance backward in time to the Yanks’ best moments in the rivalry. And let’s also imagine what would have to happen to put Saturday in the mix.

(Of course, our apologies to Mexican fans. We aren’t including the times you slapped American soccer in the face).

2001, 2005, 2009, 2013 — “Dos a Cero” to the fourth power

There is no more celebrated score line in USMNT history than the 2-0 hurting it put on Mexico in four successive home World Cup qualifiers.

2002 — World Cup Round of 16

Goals from Brian McBride and Landon Donovan prodded an upset of the world’s then-No. 7 ranked nation, as the USMNT carried a feel of destiny through its best World Cup.

1934 — World Cup qualifier

Aldo Donnelli scored all four goals as the States won the first recorded match against Mexico, and it was a big one. The winner would go on to the 1934 tournament in Italy, while the loser would go on a tour of European friendlies. The States won, and wouldn’t win again until the qualifiers for the 1982 tournament.

2012 — First win at Azteca

It may’ve been a friendly, but Michael Orozco’s finish will go down as the Yanks’ first ever winner in the fortress of Mexico City.

1980 — World Cup qualifier

Though it meant little to the Yanks’ fate in the 1982 tournament — the U.S. finished last in a group with Mexico and Canada — it was the first win over El Tri in 46 years.