Will Landon Donovan + David Moyes = a Manchester United match?

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Landon Donovan loves him some David Moyes. And vice versa, based on everything the world’s new “it” manager has always said.

Donovan also loves him some English soccer; the game is part of the landscape there, like the Thames or the famous gardens of Cotswolds.

Finally, the U.S. national team’s all-time leading scorer is out of contract with the LA Galaxy at the end of 2013, which means he’s free to go wherever he likes. He could play for the Pittsburgh Riverhounds if he liked; they do have a swell stadium after all.

So a few members of the chattering class made the leap on this seemingly non-tricky math: [Donovan + Moyes’ arrival at Old Trafford + big transfer expense account] mutual respect = Donovan in a kit of mighty Manchester United.

Donovan cleverly deflected questions along those lines, parrying the queries as skillfully as Galaxy teammate Carlo Cudicini has parried anything away from Home Depot Center goal this year, goofing on his recent pair of PK misses at the same time.

Well … I’m pretty sure that they prefer players that can make penalty kicks. So perhaps if I can get that back under my belt, I’ll have a chance.”

Well played, sir.

Self-deprecating humor aside … I don’t see this happening.

First, there’s a question about whether Moyes would want Donovan. Making an impact at Goodison Park is one thing; kicking up sufficient fan fuss around Old Trafford is quite another matter, and presumably Moyes knows so.

But perhaps Donovan could be the kind of figure who doesn’t start game-in, game-out. He could be more of a role player, the way Sir Alex Ferguson used Park Ji-Sung. Javier “Chicharito” Hernandez has been a role guy, too, at Old Trafford.

Even then, however, you have to wonder if a man who has only recently rediscovered his love of the game would want to pack ‘em up, move ‘em out … only to languish on the bench. He didn’t like the view from the bench all those years ago at Bayer Leverkusen. He didn’t like it any more during his brief stay at Bayern Munich and presumably would not find it to his liking now.

As for Donovan being available on a “free:”  Well, that’s really neither here nor there, is it? Manchester United gets who they want, within reason. Free schmee. If they want you , they want you.

Finally, you don’t see too many 31-year-olds moving into Old Trafford. Part of what made Ferguson a legend was knowing exactly when to “hold them” and when to “fold them.” He talked about that very element in the Harvard biz study we referenced earlier this week; not getting stuck on the players’ abilities right then, but rather forecasting what their skill and durability would resemble in two years was a central tenet of the Sir Alex way.

Wagner on shock upset: “Small Huddersfield have beaten Man Utd”

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While Jose Mourinho was lamenting his team’s poor performance at the John Smith’s Stadium, his counterpart was thrilled with the latest step in its amazing journey.

Huddersfield Town boss David Wagner, the ex-USMNT player, watched his team top Manchester United 2-1 on Saturday for its first win over the Red Devils in 65 years.

[ MORE: Recap | Mourinho reacts ]

As proud as he’s ever been, the Town manager spoke after the win. From the BBC:

“If this is our moment, we have to grab it, which is what the players did. Small Huddersfield have beaten Man Utd and it one of the proudest moments in my managerial career.

“It’s another chapter in the fairytale we started nearly two years ago. It has shown everything is possible in football.”

The win probably felt extra nice for goal scorer Aaron Mooy, who rose to prominence on loan from Man City.

Liverpool’s Brewster sends U.S. out of U-17 World Cup

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The attempts were nearly even. The finishing was anything but.

The United States fell 4-1 to England on Saturday at the U-17 World Cup quarterfinals in India.

[ MORE: Mourinho reacts to 1st loss ]

Captain Josh Sargent scored the lone United States goal at Jawaharlal Nehru Stadium, pulling the Baby Yanks within two goals before Liverpool man Rhian Brewster completed his hat trick with a stoppage time penalty.

Here’s Sargent’s goal:

Morgan Gibbs-White of Wolverhampton scored England’s other goal.

Ajax defender Sergio Dest took a red card in that added time, ensuing the U.S. would finish its World Cup with 10 men.

The U.S. took 20 of the matches 39 shot attempts, but England put 12 on target compared to the Americans’ four.

Mourinho: “We deserved the punishment of defeat”

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We haven’t heard a lot of scornful Jose Mourinho this season, and that changed Saturday.

Manchester United could not recover from a lackluster first half at the John Smith’s Stadium, only getting a Marcus Rashford goal in a failed comeback bid and 2-1 loss to Huddersfield Town.

[ RECAP: Town 2-1 Man Utd ]

It was the first time United has lost this season, and it’s first loss to Town since 1952. To say Mourinho was displeased would be an understatement, as United dipped five points behind leaders Man City.

“I was surprised by our performance, I was not expecting that. The team that started with emotion, aggression, intensity and desire, the team that played the game of their lives was the team that won,” Mourinho said. “Maybe in the second half we wanted it a little more and maybe we could get a draw, but I honestly think we deserved the punishment of the defeat.”

After first saying he wanted to evaluate the players, and shy away from criticizing them in the media, Mourinho had a nugget to share which really bothered him. From the BBC:

“I heard Ander Herrera in the flash interviews said the attitude and desire was poor, oh my God. When a player thinks that then I think all players should go to the press conference and explain why because I can’t explain.”

The man was seething, and United was honestly second best on the day. That must drive Mourinho nuts, as Aaron Mooy and Co. drove hard all day and United looked like a team expecting an easy win.

Newcastle United 1-0 Crystal Palace: Magpies leave it late

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  • No shots on target for Palace
  • Out attempts NUFC
  • Merino nabs winner off corner

Mikel Merino scored his first goal since 2015, leading Newcastle United to another win.

The Magpies have lost just once since dropping their first two matches of the season, and now sit sixth after a 1-0 win over Crystal Palace at St. James’ Park on Saturday.

Stoke and West Ham losses keep Palace five points shy of safety, their three points coming last week versus Chelsea.

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There was pace but sloppiness to the opening 20 minutes, with a card handed out to Florian Lejeune for a step on the heel of ex-Newcastle star Andros Townsend.

Rob Elliot rescued a ball through the six as Wilfried Zaha and Jeffrey Schlupp combined in the 24th minute.

Matt Ritchie earned the Magpies a corner kick with a shot partially blocked by Mamadou Sakho.

Ex-Magpie midfielder Yohan Cabaye looked to have given his former team a man advantage with a scissor tackle on DeAndre Yedlin, but there was only a yellow to be found.

Christian Atsu dizzied Joel Ward to tempt the net, but fired his shot off the outside of the goal.

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A very haphazard second half for Newcastle allowed Palace to adventure a bit, and Andros Townsend very nearly scored with a left-footed shot in the 65th minute.

Mohamed Diame subbed into the game and made room to zip a shot that Julian Speroni dove to catch. It was the first shot on target of the match.

Then Shelvey forced Speroni into a parried save in the 74th minute.

Newcastle kept piling on the pressure, but it was Patrick Van Aanholt who couldn’t get on the end of sub Ruben Loftus-Cheek‘s invitation to the back post.

That’s when the 21-year-old Merino, recently made permanent from Borussia Dortmund, out-leapt James MacArthur to nod Matt Ritchie’s corner kick beyond Speroni. 1-0, 86′.