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Fixing the “age related” holes in the D.C. United roster

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An odd thing happened last night as I prepared to canvass the D.C. United locker room, looking for souls who could help explain how things have gone so terribly sideways for the proud club – one with such a rich history of success, even if so much of it can now be filed under “relatively ancient history.”

Obviously, there’s Dwayne De Rosario, who has been around the MLS block more than a time or two.

And then there is ..

Well, there is …

Exactly. There really aren’t many around RFK who have been in the ditch before, who know how to keep their cool, use their wits, keep steady under withering fire and plot a solution for safe escape.

Most of D.C. United’s front line players are youngsters. Chris Pontius, at 25, is one of the “older” marquee men around RFK. But, truly, when has he run the gauntlet of something like this?  Perry Kitchen, talented as the D.C. day is long, is just 21. His one time in real, white-knuckle pressure was with the United States under-23 side in that Olympic qualifying bid a year back – and we all know how that turned out.

Goalkeeper Bill Hamid (who was on the bench last night in Dallas, one of five changes for Ben Olsen) was there, too. He is just 22.

Even Canadian international Dejan Jakovic, although he’s 27, hasn’t been through the big-time wringer, with his biggest matches coming in United’s playoff contests a year ago and in a scattering of internationals with varying degrees of true significance.

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I thought about this perhaps being one of D.C. United’s problems, this lack of veteran cops on the beat, men who stare down a losing streak with “been there, done that” resolve. Men who could, in short, stabilize a listing ship.

Actually, we could certainly make the argument that a club-record seven-game losing streak is a ship tgat is more than “listing;”  that puppy is sinking, and right fast.

John Thorrington would be just such a person, but he’s hurt.  Marcelo Saragosa has plenty of experience, but he’s a role player at best. It’s hard to lead from the back.

I think this is likely part of the problem – and there really are so many issues to deal with right now for Olsen and United.  It’s getting harder to say how long this will continue to be Olsen’s issue for sorting. Either way, Olsen isn’t buying it, this “roster age” conundrum. Here’s what he said when I asked about this very thing last night:

It doesn’t take an old guy to mark on a corner kick. It doesn’t take an old guy not to slip, last time I checked. I’ve got enough age out there to win games. It will help when Nick DeLeon can play 90 minutes. It will help when Chris Pontius gets back. It will help when Johnny Thorrington gets on the field again soon.”

Exactly. It will help.

This isn’t necessarily a criticism of Olsen, or even of GM Dave Kasper, although roster selections through the years around RFK have certainly been all over the place.

It’s just to say: lack of a few more experienced, settled and composed types is making it harder to get things straightened out around that wayward lot.

Manchester United said to be offering $12 million bonus to Zlatan Ibrahimovic

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - APRIL 12:  Zlatan Ibrahimovic of Paris Saint-Germain beats Eliaquim Mangala (20) and Joe Hart of Manchester City to score, but his goal is disallowed during the UEFA Champions League quarter final second leg match between Manchester City FC and Paris Saint-Germain at the Etihad Stadium on April 12, 2016 in Manchester, United Kingdom.  (Photo by Clive Brunskill/Getty Images)
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The Premier League sometimes seems to deal in funny money, and it might take just that to bring Zlatan Ibrahimovic across the English Channel.

The Swedish superstar, 34, is leaving Paris Saint-Germain this summer and is reportedly being targeted by several Premier League clubs.

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With his old pal Jose Mourinho expected to take over at Manchester United, there’s been a natural batch of gossip linking the pair. Goal.com has claims of extraordinary dollar signs for the trophy-collecting Ibrahimovic.

Goal’s French site claims that Ibrahimovic would get close to a $12 million signing bonus to go with a huge weekly salary of approximately $363,000. Add that up, and you’re talking more than $560,000 a week.

The report spreads rumors of a $400,000-per-week offer from Major League Soccer for Zlatan, and that acquisition would certainly quell the minor storm caused by China’s acquisition of many big names.

We’ve always thought Ibrahimovic was more an Arsenal-style player, but imagine Mourinho running the Swede with Anthony Martial and Marcus Rashford? Bonkers.

Ajax hires Peter Bosz as new coach to replace Frank de Boer

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - JULY 30:  Peter Bosz manager of Vitesse looks on ahead of the UEFA Europa League Third Qualifying Round 1st Leg match between Southampton and Vitesse at St Mary's Stadium on July 30, 2015 in Southampton, England.  (Photo by Jordan Mansfield/Getty Images)
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AMSTERDAM (AP) Ajax has signed Peter Bosz as its new coach, replacing Frank de Boer who announced earlier this month he was leaving the club after nearly six years in which he won four Dutch league titles.

Bosz, a former player and technical director at Ajax’s arch rival Feyenoord, is leaving Maccabi Tel Aviv to join the Amsterdam club on a three-year contract.

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In a statement late Tuesday, Bosz says it is an honor to join Ajax. He says, “I am very ambitious and so is Ajax.”

Ajax director Edwin van der Sar says that in Bosz, Ajax has hired a coach “who can make our talented squad even better.”

Ajax finished second behind PSV Eindhoven in the top flight Eredivisie season that has just ended.

WATCH: Neymar caught a bit offguard in first look at his wax figure

MADRID, SPAIN - MAY 22:  Neymar of FC Barcelona celebrates aftr scoring Barcelona's 2nd goal during the Copa del Rey Final between Barcelona and Sevilla at Vicente Calderon Stadium    on May 22, 2016 in Madrid, Spain.  (Photo by Denis Doyle/Getty Images)
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I remember the first time I saw the first of many life size wax replications of my body.

That is a sentence I am unlikely to ever utter, but Neymar is a different story.

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The 24-year-old Brazilian superstar was caught on camera witnessing his wax figure for the first time, and we can watch it thanks to FC Barcelona.

Look at this guy, looking at that guy. The most interesting part for me is his fascination with how well they did with his tattoos, which of course are easier to duplicate than, you know, a face:

Morris “completely respects” Klinsmann’s keeping him off USMNT roster

SEATTLE, WA - APRIL 20:  Seattle Sounders FC forward Jordan Morris speaks on stage during We Day at KeyArena on April 20, 2016 in Seattle, Washington.  (Photo by Mat Hayward/Getty Images for We Day)
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Seattle Sounders striker and USMNT star-in-waiting Jordan Morris struck a mature note when asked about his exclusion from Jurgen Klinsmann’s 23-man roster for this summer’s Copa America Centenario.

Some will have considered the youngster a lock for the roster, with Morris already boasting rarefied air as a college player to become something close to a national team regular while still in school.

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But Klinsmann opted for in-form San Jose striker Chris Wondolowski, and it has become old hat for MLS players to gripe when their name is not called by the German boss (See: Benny Feilhaber, Brad Evans and Landon Donovan).

Don’t count Morris in that group. Of course the youngster doesn’t have the tenure to rally against the man who gave him his shot in the first place, but that hasn’t stopped others from acting entitled to a roster spot.

From MLSSoccer.com:

“[Klinsmann] told me not take it too hard and that there was a lot of competition,” Morris said. “I completely respect his decision. There were a lot of good forwards playing and they’re all playing really well. I wish those guys all the best. It’s going to be a lot of fun to watch this summer.”

Morris can still end up on the roster through injury, and it’s easy to see him as the next name up should an attack-minded player take a knock. Stefan Frei told us last week that Morris is remarkably professional, and this is no exception.

The youngster did admit increased motivation from his omission, stating that “it gives you fuel to your fire to try and get back in the mix a little bit”. We have a feeling he won’t be out of that mix for long.