Kalifa Cisse, Rodney Wallae

Some real stunners on today’s MLS All-Star ballot


Something has gone very, very wrong in the universe when D.C. United’s Lionard Pajoy is on the official MLS All-Star Ballot and Dallas’ George John is not.

Some of the boo-boos on this year’s ballot, out just this very afternoon and now available for fan voting, are understandable. For instance, Portland’s Rodney Wallace has been an absolute revelation at left wing. All-Star material? Eh, maybe … maybe not.

But considering that each MLS club gets six men on the ballot for better or worse, Wallace (pictured) probably deserves placement. The Portland Timbers man isn’t there because he was formally a marginal MLS defender before Caleb Porter’s brainstorm; after this year’s conversion, Wallace’s name plate might read “intriguing MLS left-winger.”

So that one we can understand. But others? Some of these are so bad, they make me want to drive around the country slapping people on the back of their noggins, the way Special Agent Gibbs does in NCIS.

(Embarrassingly, the ballot was chosen by media voters. I was one of them … but I am not guilty of any of the following.)  Some of the head-scratchers:

  • Lionard Pajoy? Lionard Pajoy? Seriously? The D.C. United forward has 10 goals in 44 MLS appearances – far, far from MLS All-Star production.
  • The absence of FC Dallas center back George John is inexplicable. He has been instrumental in helping Schellas Hyndman’s team merge into July with the league’s best record.
  • Sounders DP striker Obafemi Martins is absent, although good cases can be made for most of Seattle’s six choices. (Michael Gspurning, DeAndre Yedlin, Djimi Traore, Osvaldo Alonso, Mauro Rosales and Eddie Johnson.) Traore is the one I might replace.
  •  Adam Jahn from San Jose? Four goals midway through a rookie season certainly says “Promising.” But I’m not sure it says “All-Star.” Same for Deshorn Brown, Colorado’s talented rookie attacker.
  • Not to kick the pool old Goats, but any appearance from Chivas USA can be questioned outside of Dan Kennedy’s. (Pretty much the same for Toronto, by the way.) Alas, rules require six choices from each of the 19 MLS clubs.  I dunno – does that need a re-think?
  • Some of the potential All-Stars are “names” but are not enjoying good seasons. We’ll excuse these because they are mostly products of ballots (media ballots to form the public ballot, that is) that were due back on May 22, still early in the season. Prime examples are Chicago’s Chris Rolfe and D.C. United’s Dwayne De Rosario and Chris Pontius.

Major League Soccer’s All-Stars will face Italy’s Roma on July 31 match at Sporting Park in Kansas City.

Report: USWNT star Holiday has brain tumor removed

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World Cup champion Lauren Holiday has had a brain tumor removed, one month after giving birth.

Holiday’s husband, Jrue Holiday of the New Orleans Pelicans, announced that his pregnant wife was diagnosed with an operable tumor in September, and Lauren Holiday has publicly thanked fans for support while requesting prayers.

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The Holidays welcomed their first child earlier this month, and Jrue left the Pelicans preseason to help his wife.

The BBC added this tidbit:

Unbelievably as a three-year-old, she had open-heart surgery to repair a defect and went on to become one of the world’s most respected football players.

Get well soon, Lauren.

WATCH: FC Dallas rocket goal sends Guatemalan rainwater flying off net

TORONTO, ON - MAY 07:  Carlos Lizarazo #22 of FC Dallas looks on during the second half of an MLS soccer game against Toronto FC at BMO Field on May 7, 2016 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.  (Photo by Vaughn Ridley/Getty Images)
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Carlos Lizarazo’s ridiculous rocket shook rain off the net in an aesthetically pleasing CONCACAF Champions League goal on Thursday.

The Cruz Azul loanee struck a vicious shot for FC Dallas’ fifth goal, which boosted out of the No. 8 seed for the quarterfinals after a 5-2 win at Suchitepéquez in Guatemala.

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Lizarazo, 25, had two goals in 10 appearances for FCD heading into the game, with both coming in the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup.

FC Dallas advances, giving MLS three teams in CONCACAF Champions League quarters

TORONTO, ON - MAY 07:  Jesse Gonzalez #1 of FC Dallas throws the ball during the first half of an MLS soccer game against Toronto FC at BMO Field on May 7, 2016 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.  (Photo by Vaughn Ridley/Getty Images)
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Major League Soccer will have three teams in the quarterfinals of the CONCACAF Champions League thanks to FC Dallas’ thrilling comeback win on Thursday.

FCD beat Guatemalan side Suchitepéquez 5-2 at the Estadio Mateo Flores after going down by a pair of first half goals.

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Carlos Gruezo and Matt Hedges helped Dallas to level terms by halftime, and Atiba Harris scored just after the break to put FCD ahead. An own goal and a must-watch Carlos Lizarazo 90th minute wonderstrike gave us the final scoreline. Gruezo also added an assist.

A tie would’ve been enough to send Dallas through atop Group H, but the big win moves it ahead of New York Red Bulls. FCD will finish seventh at worst.

FCD joins Vancouver and New York Red Bulls as the MLS representatives in the tournament, and the league will have at-worst the joint-most clubs in the quarters.

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Mexican sides UANL Tigres and Pachuca are quarterfinalists, while Panamanian side Arabe Unido and Costa Rican stalwarts Saprissa advanced as well.

The field’s eighth team will be set after the 10 p.m. ET matchup between Honduras Progreso and Mexico’s UNAM.

The Whitecaps are the No. 1 seed, and could well match-up with the Red Bulls if there is a winner between UNAM and Honduras Progreso. If Honduras Progreso advances via draw, the Hondurans will be the No. 8 seed.

Florida businessman pleads guilty in FIFA corruption case

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 29:  Aaron Davidson, a sports marketing executive from Florida, leaves a Brooklyn court house with his lawyer after pleading not guilty on Friday to conspiracy and other charges resulting from the FIFA corruption scandal on May 29, 2015 in New York City. Since the case was announced earlier this week, Davidson is the first defendant to be arraigned in a U.S. court.  (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK (AP) A Florida businessman pleaded guilty in New York to conspiracy charges Thursday in a scheme to pay bribes to high-ranking soccer officials in exchange for media and marketing rights to international soccer tournaments and matches.

Aaron Davidson, 45, entered the plea in Brooklyn federal court. Sentencing before U.S. District Judge Pamela K. Chen was set for April 24, when Davidson could face decades in prison. As part of his plea, he agreed to forfeit more than a half-million dollars.

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Davidson was arrested last year in the FIFA probe after prosecutors said soccer officials accepted $150 million in bribes over a 24-year period in exchange for rigging bids for lucrative marketing rights. Davidson ran a Miami-based marketing firm. He was arrested along with more than a dozen other people in a case prosecuted in the United States on the grounds that illegal payments used U.S. banks and those involved conducted meetings in the United States.

Prosecutors said Davidson negotiated and agreed to make bribe payments totaling more than $14 million, executing multiple criminal schemes including the agreement to pay bribes to a high-ranking official of FIFA, CONCACAF, the Caribbean Football Union and one of FIFA’s national member associations.

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The government said the bribes were paid to secure lucrative media and marketing rights to international soccer tournaments and matches for his company, Traffic USA, and its business partners.

Prosecutors said those sports events included FIFA World Cup qualifiers, the CONCACAF Gold Cup and the CONCACAF Champions League, among others.

The government said its investigation continues.