Newly reappointed Chelsea manager Mourinho speaks during a news conference at Stamford Bridge stadium in London

Jose Mourinho wants you to believe he chose Chelsea over Manchester United

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Do you believe that Jose Mourinho took himself out of the running to succeed Sir Alex Ferguson at Manchester United?

Because that’s what ‘The Special One’ hinted at earlier today when discussing Ferguson’s retirement. Seemingly eager to reassure Chelsea supporters that his allegiance has always been with the Blues, Mourinho claimed that he knew of Sir Alex Ferguson’s retirement “many months” before it happened and that he told the United legend that he wanted to return to Chelsea.

Leading up to United’s announcement that former Everton manager David Moyes would be Ferguson’s replacement, there was mass speculation that ‘The Special One’ could be headed to Old Trafford. Not only did Mourinho possess a stunning resume but he and Ferguson have long been known to be close friends, the result of a many a post-match discussion over a glass of wine or a few sips of whiskey.

“I knew that Ferguson was retiring many months ago, and I am so happy with his trust because it was big news for the world – I can imagine that just a very small circle around him knew that, and it was a big responsibility for me to know that,” Mourinho said proudly.

It was Ferguson’s decision to share the secret with Mourinho that compelled the Portuguese manager to share one of his own. “Why do I know that?” Mourinho asked. “Because we are friends, so if I am his friend to know that he is going to retire, he is also my friend to know that the club I want to coach in England is Chelsea. Of course I told him I want to come to Chelsea.”

Some interesting soundbites by Mourinho, no doubt.

At the very least the Chelsea manager wants to remind us how close he is to Ferguson. Legendary managers roll with legendary managers. And make no mistake about it, Mourinho will forever be concerned with his place in footballing history (regardless of the fact that he’s already secured his place as one of the greatest managers of all time).

But this isn’t merely Mourinho’s way of reminding us that he and Ferguson are thick as thieves – it’s also his way of trying to undermine Moyes. It’s Jose’s way of letting Moyes know that, despite the fact that he wasn’t hired to fill the post, he knew all about it well before Moyes.

Mind games, my friends. Jose loves them.

But even more than mere mind games, Mourinho said these things to protect his reputation by letting everyone know that it was he who denied United and not the other way around.

“I would have turned down every job in the world, the Manchester United job, everyone, for Chelsea I would turn down every job in the world,” Mourinho said.

So there you have it, folks. Jose turned down United.

Or so he says.

Hilarious “Friends” spoof video ‘starring’ Messi, Ronaldo (video)

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Given the rivalry surrounding the two megawatt superstars plying their trade in Spain, you may be surprised to learn that Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are the best of friends.

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At least that’s what this spoof video conveys, as the Real Madrid and Barcelona stars help each other navigate tax season and toilet troubles.

Brilliant stuff, from FootbOle:

Top USMNT-Mexico moments: Looking back ahead of Saturday

PASADENA, CA - JUNE 25:  Landon Donovan #10 of United States celebrates his goal with teammates Carlos Bocanegra #3 and Alejandro Bedoya #22  against Mexico during the 2011 CONCACAF Gold Cup Championship at the Rose Bowl on June 25, 2011 in Pasadena, California.  (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
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You could argue its the biggest match between the U.S. and Mexico outside of the 2002 World Cup’s Round of 16, and there would be few arguments against you.

The United States and Mexico will tangle on Saturday at the Rose Bowl, with the winner advancing to the 2017 Confederations Cup finals in Russia.

It’s only so often that these rivals match up in a “do or die” match. Sure World Cup qualifiers carry critical import, but they don’t always become the decisive moment in the qualifying cycle.

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Aside from the aforementioned World Cup match and the first match in the rivalry — see 1934 below — no other match has carried as much international weight as Saturday.

So with anticipation high, let’s dance backward in time to the Yanks’ best moments in the rivalry. And let’s also imagine what would have to happen to put Saturday in the mix.

(Of course, our apologies to Mexican fans. We aren’t including the times you slapped American soccer in the face).

2001, 2005, 2009, 2013 — “Dos a Cero” to the fourth power

There is no more celebrated score line in USMNT history than the 2-0 hurting it put on Mexico in four successive home World Cup qualifiers.

2002 — World Cup Round of 16

Goals from Brian McBride and Landon Donovan prodded an upset of the world’s then-No. 7 ranked nation, as the USMNT carried a feel of destiny through its best World Cup.

1934 — World Cup qualifier

Aldo Donnelli scored all four goals as the States won the first recorded match against Mexico, and it was a big one. The winner would go on to the 1934 tournament in Italy, while the loser would go on a tour of European friendlies. The States won, and wouldn’t win again until the qualifiers for the 1982 tournament.

2012 — First win at Azteca

It may’ve been a friendly, but Michael Orozco’s finish will go down as the Yanks’ first ever winner in the fortress of Mexico City.

1980 — World Cup qualifier

Though it meant little to the Yanks’ fate in the 1982 tournament — the U.S. finished last in a group with Mexico and Canada — it was the first win over El Tri in 46 years.