ProSoccerTalk’s weekly MLS rankings

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Our weekly re-ordering of Major League Soccer teams, following 17 rounds of play:

19. Chivas USA – The Goats will now be without Eric Avila, who is moving to Chivas’ mother ship team in Liga MX. Oh, and they fell in the latest L.A. derby late on Sunday night.

18. D.C. United – United won. That’s not a mis-print. The hard-fought 1-0 win over San Jose snapped United’s 13-game winless streak, which stretched back to early March.

17. Toronto FC – Signs of life? Ryan Nelsen’s team has a win and two draws (including a pretty good weekend result, a 0-0 tie Saturday in Houston) in June.

16. San Jose Earthquakes – After two on the road to begin his stretch as interim manager (a win in Colorado and loss over the weekend at D.C. United), Mark Watson finally gets a game at home. The ‘Quakes face California rival LA Galaxy this week.

15. Columbus – The reality of life without two important pieces began to set it as Chicago took all three points out of Crew Stadium over the weekend. Robert Warzycha’s team is 2-3-3 at home with an unlovely plus-1 goal difference.

14. Colorado Rapids – After getting it together in May, the team has lost three in a row and has a very tough trip in Montreal up next.

13. Chicago Fire – Mike Magee’s arrival has been absolutely sensational; he has a goal in each of his first six matches, including four in league play and two in the U.S. Open Cup. The upswing in offense is helping ease the sting of Arne Friedrich’s retirement.

12. Vancouver Whitecaps – Martin Rennie gave his players four days off over an idle weekend. It was back to training on Monday, prepping for cross-continent travel and a visit to D.C. United.  

11. New England Revolution – Maybe a weekend off was unfortunate timing, allowing the Revs to stew about that awful response late in the first half last week in Vancouver. Either way, time to bounce back, for a U.S. Open Cup opportunity is up Wednesday at D.C. United.

10. LA Galaxy – Bruce Arena is lamenting the loss of personnel ahead to the Gold Cup. Well, join the club. Lots of teams have been dealing with this stuff. His team snapped a three-game winless streak with Sunday’s 1-0 win over woeful Chivas USA.

9. New York Red Bulls – The internet is abuzz with rumors of Juninho’s retirement. Meanwhile, and Tim Cahill (pictured) should be back in the squad soon – all of which is partially obscuring the fact that Mike Petke’s team has lost three in a row and has not win in league play since May 19.

8. Houston Dynamo – Where has all the scoring gone for Dominic Kinnear’s team, which now has two goals in its last six league matches. Brad Davis’ return from U.S. duty will presumably help, although it didn’t in a scoreless draw in Houston against Toronto.

7. Philadelphia Union – Jack McInerney is suddenly snakebit, missing just wide or seeing a keeper make really swell saves off his shot. No matter. He’s still tied for top in league scoring with 10 goals. The Union took down New York (And how!) by a 3-0 score Sunday.

6. Seattle Sounders – How very different this team is when Osvaldo Alondo is not around to screen the back line. The visitors were scarcely competitive in a 2-0 weekend loss at Real Salt Lake.

5. Sporting Kansas City – C.J. Sapong really hurt his team with a silly, petulant little kick of the ball. Up 2-0 on the road at the time, his reduced team wilted in the Texas heat and eventually conceded two late goals to Dallas.

4. Real Salt Lake – The league’s hottest team (yes, perhaps even more than Portland considering all the Timbers’ ties) is 8-1-1 in all competitions since April. That includes the dominant 2-0 weekend win over Seattle.

3. FC Dallas – Blas Perez and Ramon Nunez came in to change the game as Dallas rallied for two goals and drew level with 10-man Sporting Kansas City. The team hosts Portland on Wednesday in a U.S. Open Cup quarterfinal.

2. Montreal Impact – Patrice Bernier, who is still underappreciated, had a wonderful assist in a 2-0 win over Houston.

1. Portland Timbers – The team, now unbeaten in 15 games, climbed a little closer to a league record. Two results in Round 17 got the Timbers a little closer, a scoreless draw in Los Angeles and then a commanding 3-0 win over Colorado at home.

First pick Joao Moutinho scores first LAFC goal in preseason

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Los Angeles FC will need all of its new assets to contribute as the club looks to find its footing in MLS during its inaugural season.

That includes the team’s first-ever MLS SuperDraft selection, who is already paying big dividends for the expansion team.

Former University of Akron defender Joao Moutinho scored the lone goal for LAFC during Sunday’s 1-0 preseason friendly win over USL side Sacramento Republic FC.

Moutinho, who has primarily played left back for LAFC during preseason, shot down the left side of the pitch in the 60th minute before blasting a low shot into the far corner.

The defender is no stranger to finding the back of the net though, after scoring three goals and adding five assists last year in his lone campaign at the University of Akron.

Henry: Arsenal job would be a “dream for me”

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Thierry Henry remains a legend within the ranks of Arsenal, and the former striker says it would “be a dream” if he were to grab hold of the reigns at the London club.

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The Frenchman is currently a commentator in England and an assistant manager for the Belgium national team, however, the ex-Gunner clearly has his sights set on becoming the lead man at Arsenal one day.

“It would be a dream for me,” Henry told Sky Sports. “Interested [in the job]? Yes. Who wouldn’t be?

“But I can’t talk about it because of the respect that I have for the man in charge still, and my job that I’m doing with Belgium right now.”

Long-time manager Arsene Wenger and Henry have remained close for many years, even after Henry exited the Premier League giants, and it would likely take the former to step down from his position for Henry to have a shot at nabbing the job.

Wenger has been in charge at the Emirates Stadium since 1996, and has won three Premier League titles in that span, to go along with the rest of his club’s silverware.

UEFA bans Samir Nasri six months for IV treatment

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Former Premier League midfielder Samir Nasri has been banned for six months by European governing body UEFA for receiving an intravenous drip treatment in Los Angeles, California in December 2016.

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During the time in question, Nasri was on loan from Manchester City with Spanish side Sevilla.

Nasri reportedly received the treatment upon an initial diagnosis from his ex-girlfriend Dr. Sarabjit Anand. He later traveled to LA for the treatment, where a private medical company known as the Drip Doctors, set up the IV drip for Nasri.

The IV was said to have contained sterile water containing 50 milliliters of micronutrient components, which given in an infusion over the span of six hours is considered illegal by the World Anti-doping Agency.

Nasri is without a club at this time, after last appearing for Turkish club Antalyaspor in January. The 30-year-old left the side this winter after making just eight appearances in all competitions.

PSG suffers big blow as Neymar stretchered off against Marseille

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With an important run of fixtures upcoming, including a UEFA Champions League date with Real Madrid, the Parisians received disappointing news on Sunday.

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Despite picking up a 3-0 victory against Marseille, Paris Saint-Germain suffered a massive blow in the second stanza after Neymar was stretchered off the pitch with a right leg injury in the 81st minute.

The Brazilian international appeared to twist his ankle upon landing on the ground after going in for a challenge, although there was no contact when the attacker went down in agony.

Minutes after suffering the apparent ankle injury, Neymar was carried off the field on a stretcher by medical staff, raising questions about his availability in the coming weeks.

PSG faces a crucial run of matches, including Wednesday’s French Cup match against Marseille and their second leg UCL fixture against Real Madrid.

Unai Emery and his side currently trail 3-1 against Los Blancos, as the tie heads back to Paris for the second meeting.

This season, Neymar has tallied 28 goals in all competitions for the Parisians, including six finishes in the UCL, so his potential absence would be a huge blow to PSG’s hopes of advancing to the quarterfinals.