Monday’s Transfer Rumor Roundup: Tottenham want Croatian revival and Peter Crouch to West Ham

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With the first day of July comes a plethora of interesting Premier League transfer rumors to wet your whistle.

We start in North London where Tottenham is reportedly in talks with Dinamo Zagreb teenage talents Alen Halilovic and Tin Jedvaj. Halilovic, touted as the new Luka Modric, and Jedvaj, a 6’2″ center-back, are both 17 years old and would cost Spurs £17.1 million ($26m) for the pair.

In other words, so long, Scotty Parker. Enjoy Sunderland.

Down the road at Arsenal, the Gunners have been denied in their recent pursuit of Bayer Leverkusen midfielder, Lars Bender. The German outfit, having already sold right-back Dani Carvajal to Real Madrid and Andre Schurrle to Chelsea, rejected a bid reported to be in the range of £12.8-19.7 million ($19.6-30.2m).

More: Arsenal’s bid for Bayer Leverkusen’s Lars Bender is rejected

Over in West London, it appears Chelsea have bid £42.7 million ($65m) for the second coming of Jesus, more commonly known as Edinson Cavani. Napoli quickly shot down the bid, noting they were “puzzled” as to why the bid was £11.2m short of Cavani’s release clause.

Sensing some tension here on the part of Napoli. Better call Monaco.

Speaking of which, Liverpool appears like they may miss out on left-back Lucas Digne, who looks destined for the vast riches of French Riviera. The 19 year old Frenchman has made 48 appearances for Lille since making his first team debut in 2011.

That deep sigh of relief you just heard? Just Jose Enrique, reclining back on his loveseat.

Over in Manchester, City continues its hunt for a new striker to replace the departed Carlos Tevez. The flavor of the day is Benfica front-man, Oscar Cardozo, who scored 17 goals in 21 appearances in last season’s Primeira Liga. The 30 year old Paraguayan international is likely to cost the Citizens upwards of £13 million ($19.8m), which is £3 million ($4.6m) more than what they commanded from Juventus for Tevez.

Yeah, that deal makes sense. Very, very little sense.

On the red side of town, rumors that Nemandja Vidic is set to quit Old Trafford for AC Milan have been rubbished by the player’s agent, Silvano Martina, who told Italian newspaper Fantagazzetta: “We are talking with no-one. This is all pub talk.”

Wait a minute, Silvano. Are you implying that pub talk has no merit? Someone please remind this guy how much we love the pubs.

At Stoke, we may have witnessed Peter Crouch‘s last match in a Potters kit after the tall drink of water admitted that he is unsure of his future at the Britannia: “With my history, you just don’t know,” Crouchy said. “I’ve never really had a lot of contact with Mark Hughes.”

But that’s a good thing, right? If the robot dancing sensation does leave Stoke, reports claim he could team up with Andy Carroll at West Ham. The thought alone has Sam Allardyce in hog-heaven over the prospect of having a combined 13 foot tall strike-partnership to head home 60 yard bombs from the defense.

Meanwhile, over in the West Midlands, Paul Lambert looks to continue his youth revolution but is having major problems pushing bloated Darren Bent through the door. Newcastle and Fulham look to be suitors but both appear turned off by Lambert’s £8 million ($12.2m) asking price for the 29 year old.

New rule – whatever club takes on Bent for anything more than a free transfer should be immediately relegated.

Finally, up in Sunderland, Paulo di Canio is looking to bring in more than just a disgruntled Scotty Parker, he wants that young, fresh face everyone has been swooning over since the FA Cup final, Wigan’s Callum McManaman.

The winger is valued around £8million ($12.2m) and would fit in well with the Black Cats having already tried to snap the leg of Newcastle midfielder Massadio Haidara.

Spanish FF fines Valencia for bottle toss; Chastises Barcelona

VALENCIA, SPAIN - OCTOBER 22:  FC Barcelona are hit by objects thrown from the seats after Lionel Messi of FC Barcelona scores his team's third goal from the penalty spot during the La Liga match between Valencia CF and FC Barcelona at Mestalla stadium on October 22, 2016 in Valencia, Spain.  (Photo by David Ramos/Getty Images)
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Spain’s football federation has fined Valencia about $1600 for the water bottle tossed at celebrating Barcelona players on Saturday.

It’s also criticized Barca’s reaction to Neymar being hit with the water bottle.

[ MORE: Watch the incident here ]

Lionel Messi in particular flipped out at fans, who were furious after Barca scored a match-winning penalty and celebrated near the touch line.

From the BBC:

Spain’s football federation criticised the Barca players for their “exaggerated reaction” and for celebrating in front of home fans, but added “nothing justified” the reaction of the Valencia supporters.

There’s an easy joke to make about playacting/diving here, as Luis Suarez hits the deck despite not appearing to be hit.

But it’s critical to remember that these players at the moment don’t have any idea what’s happened, only that they’ve been hit. And Suarez is covering head, perhaps wondering what’s coming next. Neymar laying on the pitch for a while seems a bit overboard, but I don’t blame Messi nor his teammates for being furious with the supporters.

What do you make of it?

Mourinho admits missing family, but don’t be misled by “disaster” talk

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 02:  Ander Herrera of Manchester United (L) speaks to Jose Mourinho, Manager of Manchester United (C) after the final whistle during the Premier League match between Manchester United and Stoke City at Old Trafford on October 2, 2016 in Manchester, England.  (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)
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Don’t be misled by the headlines screaming out “disaster”; If this is the beginning of the end for Jose Mourinho at Manchester United, it has nothing to do with his speaking of his time in Manchester.

If you haven’t seen the headlines yet, you will. Mourinho says that life at United has been challenging and, yes, he uses the word disaster.

[ MORE: Chalobah’s double nutmeg ]

But he’s talking about being under the personal microscope, paparazzi and the like. And he’s talking about missing his family. Because, believe it or not, the man is a human being (at least we’re pretty sure).

“I just want to cross the bridge and go to a restaurant. I can’t, so it’s really bad,” Mourinho told Sky Sports.

“For me it’s a bit of a disaster because I want sometimes to walk a little bit and I can’t.”

That last line isn’t talking about tactics, title ambitions, or even the 4-0 loss to Chelsea. True story.

Mourinho’s comments regarding his life at Manchester are interesting and newsworthy, but allow us to go behind the curtain here. The media world is driven by monetization in the form of clicks and time spent on site.

Trumpeting the term “disaster” is tricky. Yes, there are seeds of discontent in Mourinho’s Manchester concerns — and credit to you for clicking through and reading what them in full — but let this thing play out, no? There’s a derby in town today.

WATCH: Chelsea’s Chalobah nutmegs two Manchester United players in seconds

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 23:  Nathaniel Chalobah of Chelsea is closed down by Paul Pogba of Manchester United during the Premier League match between Chelsea and Manchester United at Stamford Bridge on October 23, 2016 in London, England.  (Photo by Mike Hewitt/Getty Images)
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For the first time since the 2011-12 season, Nathaniel Chalobah is not on loan and getting the chance to show what he can do for Chelsea.

At the very least, the 21-year-old midfielder has given the club a viral video.

[ MORE: Manchester Derby “a final” ]

Chelsea uploaded a video of Chalobah going double nutmeg on Manchester United’s Anthony Martial and Ander Herrera.

Given the opposition, it’s gone quite well to the tune of several hundred thousand views inside of four hours.

Watch the ex-Watford, Nottingham Forest, Middlesbrough, Burnley, Reading, and Napoli man go.

BVB boss Tuchel not worried about Real Madrid links

SHENZHEN, CHINA - JULY 27:  Thomas Tuchel, head coach of Dortmund looks on during team training session for 2016 International Champions Cup match between Manchester City and Borussia Dortmund at Shenzhen Universiade Stadium on July 27, 2016 in Shenzhen, China.  (Photo by Lintao Zhang/Getty Images)
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Less than five months have passed since Real Madrid won the Champions League final, yet in Florentino Perez’s mind that’s a lifetime. ()

Real’s president is anything but patient with managers, the latest example being Carlo Ancelotti. The Italian was fired a year after winning the club’s long-desired Decima and losing a whopping 19 of 119 matches in charge.

[ MORE: Manchester Derby “a final” ]

So even though Real Madrid leads La Liga under Zinedine Zidane and won the UCL last season, people are always imagining the future.

Borussia Dortmund boss Thomas Tuchel’s style of play has captured the imaginations of so many supporters. And with BVB president Hans-Joachim Watzke claiming that Real is tracking the German, the questions are heading for Tuchel.


“It’s dangerous if you are flattered as a coach.You lose focus on the important things. I read it as a rumour before our game in Ingolstadt and so I already said back then that it’s dangerous to admit it and to think about it because it takes on too much importance.”

There’s no reason for Tuchel to have to ask those questions. Perez has called Zidane’s appointment one of his proudest moments, and that was just three days ago. Even in Perez’s world, that’s only a solid month, maybe two. %tags%