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MLS Preview: D.C. United at Seattle Sounders


Which version of the Seattle Sounders is the true representation of 2013? Is it the team that rallied forcefully past a slow start to go 4-0-2 between late April and late May? Or the lesser version that did go into things with such languid launch, and the same tame outfit that fell meekly in recent losses at Los Angeles and Real Salt Lake?

Seattle sits seventh in the West, although the position is a bit harsh since Sigi Schmid’s team has played three or four matches less than everyone else. But after a slow June they’ll start catching up on the field with five league matches in July and five more in August.

So at some point, Schmid’s team will need to make a move and get on a run to climb in a Western Conference that looks to be the stronger of the two.  (The West was 3-0-2 in cross-conference contests against the East last week). Real Salt Lake and Portland are the league’s hottest teams. FC Dallas keeps grinding out results. The Vancouver Whitecaps have learned how to produce points on the road. Colorado keeps getting healthier and even San Jose is showing signs of life under an interim coach.

All of this is to say: if Seattle is going to make a move, there will never be a better opportunity to start than a home match against the league’s worst team – and that’s exactly what the Sounders have Wednesday. Kickoff at CenturyLink Field is 10 p.m. ET.

D.C. United is terrible. In fact, we’ve already spent a lot of time beating on Ben Olsen’s team this week. Check it out here to see for yourself. And here, too.

United is last in ProSoccerTalk’s weekly rankings, winless on the road this year (0-5-2) with just one goal scored away from RFK. Extrapolated over an entire season, that’s somewhere between two and three road goals, which would be an all-time league low.

Suffice to say, United is a mess. Bright spots? Perry Kitchen is still doing OK and veteran John Thorrington has been a reliable two-way midfield presence since he got back on the field. And … well … no, that’s about it.

What’s worse for the cross country travelers, playmaker Dwayne De Rosario, promising young outside attacker Nick DeLeon and center back Dejan Jakovic appear to be out.

Young center back Ethan White (promising, although not quite there yet) will probably be in the middle of United back line again.

But neither will Seattle be at full strength, with Osvaldo Alonso perhaps not quite ready to get back into the Sounders starting 11. That’s significant hit, because Seattle’s midfield suffers mightily on both sides of the ball when the league’s top tackler is out. We saw it last week when the loss to Real Salt Lake turned into men-against-boys stuff in the center third.

One to watch Wednesday, if he plays, is Sounders right back DeAndre Yedlin, a very exciting young prospect at right back. Nursing a shoulder injury, the 20-year-old home grown Sounders product may not be available.

Sunderland confirm resignation of manager Dick Advocaat

SUNDERLAND, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 03:  Dick Advocaat manager of Sunderland looks on prior to the Barclays Premier League match between Sunderland and West Ham United at the Stadium of Light in Sunderland, United Kingdom.  (Photo by Steve Welsh/Getty Images)
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With rumors swirling of his resignation, Sunderland have confirmed this morning that Dick Advocaat has left his post as Sunderland manager with zero financial compensation despite the protests of the chairman.

Advocaat came on in March as an emergency signing, successfully saving Sunderland from relegation with a solid run of form to finish the season. The 68-year-old Dutchman pondered at length this summer if he wished to continue on, with his wife reportedly urging him to step down, but he chose to continue on with the new season after successful persuasion from the front office.

Unfortunately, things have not gone as planned, with Sunderland sitting 19th in the table, only above Newcastle on goal differential and without a single win on the season. They’ve conceded a whopping 18 goals so far this season through eight league matches.

“I have made the decision to go after only eight games as I felt it was important to give everyone time turn things around – like we did last year,” Advocaat said upon his departure. “I am thankful to the chairman for understanding my feelings and I remain on good terms with everyone at the club.

“I wish Ellis [Short], Lee [Congerton], all of the staff, players and of course the supporters, who made me feel so welcome here, the very best of luck for the rest of the season. I have some wonderful memories to take with me and I hope I will return to see everybody again in the future.”

“I am truly saddened by Dick’s decision,” chairman Ellis Short said, “but I respect him for his honesty and for doing what he feels is right for the club. He is a man of integrity and a true football person. He was hugely respectful of the club in taking this decision and he acted 100% in our best interests. It is also testament to his character that he has forgone any kind of a financial settlement, something which is very unusual in football.”

Meanwhile, the Black Cats have dipped into what is becoming a perennial cycle, making a managerial change for the fourth time in the last four seasons.

Rumors are swirling that a host of experienced Premier League managers could be up for the job, including the currently unemployed Sam Allardyce and Harry Redknapp. Other linked names include former Leicester manager Nigel Pearson and current Burnley boss Sean Dyche.

Sepp Blatter’s daughter slams media for ruining her father’s reputation

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Sepp Blatter’s daughter blames the media, not her father, for Sepp’s downfall as the head of FIFA and believes he will not step down until the February congress as he initially announced.

“The media has ruined his reputation,” Corinne Blatter told Swiss newspaper Blick. “Why are they picking on him? What did he do to them? … It’s not just envy. It’s hatred.”

A host of major sponsors, including Coca-Cola, McDonalds and Visa called for Blatter’s immediate resignation as president of FIFA, to which the 79-year-old swiftly rejected. This all came after Blatter was called in by Swiss authorities for questioning after the opening of an investigation surrounding corporate mismanagement charges.

“I was afraid that they now take him away in handcuffs,” Corinne said. “He told me, ‘I must be dreaming.’ A federal policeman assured me that he could after hearing home.”

Blick pressed Corinne on many issues, all of which she defender her father. She refused to comment on many that had to do with the investigation, but did give us this gem when asked how Sepp likes to spend his money.

“He buys shoes and travel bags. He has worked 40 years. His life is modest, without any extravagance. He doesn’t play golf or go sailing.”

Shoes and handbags. What an image.