Gonzalo Higuain ready to board a plane to London as the world’s most drawn out transfer saga continues

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And now, in Gonzalo Higuain news, reports from Fox Sports Latin America claim that the Real Madrid striker is hoping to hop on a plane to London tonight to seal his deal with Arsenal.

What’s that? You’ve heard that one before?

Trust me, I feel your pain. If we were playing the Gonzalo Higuain-to-Arsenal drinking game we’d be running around shoeless, howling at the moon and eating late-night gyros with Paul Gascoigne at this point.

It seems like every hour the news-wire is literred with quotes from everyone from Higuain’s father, to his brother to his second cousin’s neighbor’s cleaning lady, concerning the progress of the deal. The Higuain family pipeline has been pumping this story so hard I think I speak for all of us when I say, I’m over this story.

And yet, I continue to write about it. That’s dedication, Holmes.

All joking aside, things do seem to be moving along in this incredibly protracted move. Today, Higuain’s father – who, fair play, is a former footballer and his son’s agent – told the good people at Fox that a final resolution was close. “We managed to get permission from Real Madrid to negotiate face to face with Arsenal,” he said. “Fortunately, I will soon be able to watch my son play in the Premier League.”

Mr. Higuain added that his son would be boarding a jet shortly, likely by the end of the day Thursday, to make the switch a reality. Higuain had been pursued by Juventus, who had made an offer for the player’s services before turning to Manchester City and tying down Carlos Tevez (in addition to Fernando Llorente).

So why has this deal taken ages to complete?

For starters, Arsenal are notoriously meticulous in how they approach transfers. Due diligence and drawn-out negotiations are part-and-parcel of dealing with Arsene Wenger & Co.

But for this transfer much of the blame is not on Arsenal.

One of the major delays has been the managerial change at the Bernabéu, which only was resolved last week when Los Blancos hired former PSG boss Carlo Ancelotti. There was some belief that Higuain may want to stay at Madrid and bridge the gap with the new gaffer, although this failed to transpire and Ancelotti gave the Argentine the green light for a transfer.

Another bump in the road was the need to complete a medical, which was slated to go down last week in Madrid although it has yet to be confirmed whether this occurred.

Finally, many suspected that Monaco also made a late play for Higuain’s services, although this too has yet to materialize.

So how long before this finally gets done?

At this point, anyone who says they know the answer to that question is a liar. But for the sake of Goonahs across the globe, let’s just hope Higuain gets on that plane.

MLS Cup Playoffs: Toronto FC 3-1 Philadelphia Union (video)

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The game in 100 words (or less): 10 years later, Toronto FC are MLS Cup Playoffs victors. For eight seasons, the playoffs eluded them altogether. Last year, they were one-and-done in embarrassing fashion at the hands of their local rivals. In 2016, it was  their year — a proclamation we’d heard plenty times before — and so far, they’ve lived up to the hype. Wednesday’s 3-1 home victory over the Philadelphia Union in the knockout round gets the monkey off the Reds’ back, but more importantly, afforded Sebastian Giovinco, who bagged a goal and an assist on the night (his second straight game with such a line), 90 more minutes of game time after missing more than a month through injuries as the regular season wound down. After 270 minutes of action, the Atomic Ant looks sharp as ever, and destined to terrorize New York City FC, whom TFC will face in the conference semifinals, beginning Sunday.

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Three Four moments that mattered

15′ — Atlidore feeds Giovinco for 1-0 — The first playoff goal in TFC’s 10-year history. Poor goalkeeping, ball-watching defending, terrible touches, an overhead cross, and a strike off the crossbar. There’s a lot going on here. Watch it all right here.

49′ — Osorio slams home from the corner for 2-0 — The Union have been bad at defending set pieces all season, so is it at all surprising a set-piece gaffe effectively ended their season? No, it’s not.

73′ — Bedoya puts the loose ball home for 2-1 — Speaking of failing to effectively clear a corner kick, the Union were gifted a lifeline 15 minutes before full-time.

85′ — Altidore puts it out of reach, seals it for TFC — Ken Tribbet did not have the best night a center back has ever seen. His final blunder resulted in Jozy Altidore reclaiming TFC’s two-goal lead, and ending the Union’s 2016 season.

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Men of the match: Sebastian Giovinco

Goalscorers: Giovinco (15′), Osorio (49′), Bedoya (73′), Altidore (85′)

Men In Blazers podcast: Mourinho’s Chelsea return; Bradley’s 1st point

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Rog and Davo break down Jose Mourinho’s return to Chelsea with Manchester United, another stumble for Manchester City and Bob Bradley’s first Premier League point.

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VIDEO: Altidore, Giovinco combine for TFC’s first-ever playoff goal

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It’s been 10 years in the making, and Toronto FC finally have their first-ever goal in the MLS Cup Playoffs.

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After failing to qualify for the playoffs in each of their first eight seasons, 2015 saw the Reds venture into the postseason for the first time ever, only to be thumped in the knockout round, 3-0, by their 401 derby rival Montreal Impact, of all sides.

This is the year, though, or so we’ve said and been told all season long. While it remains to be seen how deep of a run TFC can muster in 2016, they’ll always have the Jozy Altidore‘s terrible first touch; Altidore’s wayward second and third touches; Altidore’s overhead cross; and Sebastian Giovinco’s strike, all of which you can watch in all its hilarity glory below.

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Julian Green’s historic first start, goal for Bayern Munich

Julian Green, Bayern Munich (Photo credit: Bundesliga / Twitter)
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FRANKFURT, Germany (AP) United States international Julian Green scored in his first official start as title holder Bayern Munich eased to a 3-1 win over Augsburg to reach the third round of the German Cup on Wednesday.

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Green’s first goal in a competition match for Bayern came in the 42nd minute with a header off a cross by Thomas Mueller.

The 21-year-old American winger played in the previous German Cup round, coming off the bench in a 5-0 win over Carl-Zeiss Jena. Green has been in coach Carlo Ancelotti’s squad several times this season but this was his first start.

Green made headlines by scoring a hat trick against Inter Milan in a pre-season tour of the United States, then scored in back-to-back matches for the United States against Cuba and New Zealand.

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Ancelotti left many of his regulars on the bench against Augsburg and Green got his chance.

Another player made a comeback with defender Holger Badstuber coming off the bench late in the match. Badstuber had not played since an ankle injury in February.

Bayern, an 18-time German Cup winner, went ahead through Philipp Lahm in the second minute and David Alaba completed the victory in injury time.

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Ji Dong-won had cut Augusburg’s deficit with fine angled shot above Manuel Neuer’s arms into the roof of the net in the 69th.

Both teams missed penalties, with Mueller shooting high for Bayern and Neuer saving the spot-kick taken by Koo Ja-cheol.