Donovan grabs 50th goal as United States routs Guatemala 6-0

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Landon Donovan grabbed a career-defining mark and Chris Wondolowski added his first career international score as the United States picked apart a rebuilding Guatemalan squad 6-0 in San Diego.

The United States dominated possession and never felt pressured at the back as the USMNT looked fluid in their friendly serving as a Gold Cup warmup.

Donovan started the match and picked up a brace, the first marking his 50th career international goal for the United States, becoming the first American man to reach the half-century mark.

The match began very narrow-minded as Guatemala funneled the United States through the middle, much like a number of teams tried during the hexagonal round the last few months. There was plenty of passing through the midfield but the U.S. found it difficult to break down the numerous Guatemala defense early on.

It finally opened up before halftime, and the U.S. sent a number of dangerous balls into the box before a Jose Torres ball missed the lunging foot of Joe Corona, but fell right to Herculez Gomez who banged it home from very close range for the 1-0 lead.

(MORE: U.S. player ratings from the night)

Donovan, who had a relatively quiet start to the match, began to make noise in the second half. He became the target of many attacks, moving into more of a central role up front, and he was clearly pushed in the six-yard box during a series of play to earn a penalty.

Donovan immediately picked up the ball and held it, getting confirmation from the touchline he could take it before a cool, easy chip right down the middle for his milestone goal.

The 30-year-old then set up the third goal with a brilliant run from the middle third down through to the top of the box before he attempted to slot through Stuart Holden. The ball deflected off a Guatemalan defender and fell right at the feet of Chris Wondolowski, who pressed it past Ricardo Jerez for his first career international goal for the U.S. in 12 caps.

(MORE: What we learned from Friday’s U.S. win in San Diego)

Donovan grabbed his second when Mix Diskerud and Stuart Holden played the ball forward and Holden’s beautiful chip cross found Landon in the middle of the box for an easy finish to make it 4-0.

Clarence Goodson continued the goal flood, connecting on a ping-pong corner chance in the 85th minute with a right-footed blast just under the bar. Alejandro Bedoya capped the nightmare evening for Guatemala meeting a low cross from Stuart Holden with a fine finish in the 88th.

To be fair, the opposition barely offered a bit of quality, but a number of USMNT players impressed on the night. In the second half, the pair of Holden and Diskerud in the midfield completely controlled the pace of play, not only quarterbacking the United States attack but also putting a halt to any Guatemalan pressure before it was able to build. The pair were a big reason why the U.S. finished the night with over 65% of possession.

The United States back line hardly put a foot wrong when tested, with the central pair Oguchi Onyewu and Goodson pairing wonderfully in the middle. Captain DaMarcus Beasley was a force down the left, providing plenty in the attack as well as becoming a brick wall at the back.

Brek Shea made an immediate impact on his 60th minute introduction, providing a number of dangerous crosses as well as trying a shot or two as well. He isn’t in the Gold Cup squad, but it’s nice to see him get some quality minutes with the squad ahead of the next round of hexagonal matches.

The USMNT completed 90% of their 657 passes, something Klinsmann has stressed his entire tenure with the United States, and that precise passing led to 23 total shots, 11 of which were on target. On the other end, Guatemala just offered five shots on goal, none of which ended up on target.

While the competition wasn’t close to threatening, the solid performance all around is a promising sight before the Gold Cup where a lack of silverware would be considered by many as a bit of a failure.

Barcelona’s Twitter hacked to claim Di Maria signing

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FC Barcelona had eyeballs popping across the Twitterverse for a solid 90 seconds there.

La Liga’s giants Tweeted out a welcome to Angel Di Maria, the current PSG and former Real Madrid star, with the hashtag #DiMariaFCB.

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It was an odd Tweet for 4 a.m. local time, as humourously pointed out by our Andy Edwards, and the hackers were quick to claim credit before any Tweets could be deleted.

So if someone tells you Angel Di Maria is the latest member of Barcelona, be sure to stop the spread of fake news.

On a day where Barca’s reportedly ready to up their bid for Liverpool’s Philippe Coutinho, something tells us someone at the Camp Nou is turning over their keys to the club’s social media.

Rescheduled Yankees game moves NYCFC-Houston to Connecticut

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A rescheduled New York Yankees game is moving New York City FC to Connecticut.

Relax, it’s only for a day.

NYCFC will entertain the Houston Dynamo at Rentschler Field at 3 p.m. on Sept. 23 instead of their regular home of Yankee Stadium.

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The club will offer tickets to another match to current ticket holders, and will also discount tickets to the game in East Hartford for fans who hold tickets to the Yankee Stadium game and want to travel for the Dynamo match (More info here, if you are in either of those camps).

This is the third of three scheduled seasons NYCFC will play at Yankee Stadium, and it doesn’t look like it’ll find a new home any time soon.

Given the everyday nature of Major League Baseball, it’s surprising there have not been more conflicts for NYCFC. We just remain hopeful for the day we can watch NYC’s star-studded roster play on a bigger home field.

“Injustice.” “Incomprehensible.” Ronaldo again protests suspension

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The five-game suspension Cristiano Ronaldo received for making contact with an official is not sitting well with the forward.

Better put: it’s still not sitting well.

Six days ago, Ronaldo took to Instagram to say he was being persecuted after his red card in the Spanish Super Cup.

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Tuesday afternoon, he kept up the strong words by saying the suspension is “incomprehensible” and “an injustice.”

Roughly translated, Ronaldo posted, “One more incomprehensible decision. From injustice to injustive, they will never overcome me. And as always I will come back stronger. Thank you to all who have supported me.”

We’ll say this: He’s a really good soccer player.

Barca to offer Liverpool $176M for Coutinho

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Barcelona is insane.

Desperate following a rough two-legged loss to Real Madrid in the Spanish Super Cup, the Blaugranas are reportedly ready to offer $176 million to Liverpool for Philippe Coutinho.

Read it again: $176 million for Philippe Coutinho. It’s about $126 million with $12 million more when Barca clinches a UCL spot over the next four seasons (which they have done every year since finishing sixth in 2002-03).

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Even in this transfer market, that’s nuts. Crazy to offer, and maybe even crazier not to accept.

That’s pretty much two-thirds of the Neymar money. Two-thirds (I keep repeating myself with this story)

It’s even a convenient out for Jurgen Klopp, who’s said Liverpool is not a selling club. Here, he can say with a straight face that the club can improve with this money by selling a player who has — and I recognize it’s not all about goals and assists — one double-digit goal season in his career and a career single-season high of seven PL assists (done thrice).

Almost anyone who’s had the audacity to say the Reds should accept the bid has often been shot down by the Anfield faithful online. “It’ll ruin our season” and “How do we replace him this late?” are the common cries.

To the first question: No, it won’t. To the second: Easy?

It’s not like-for-like, but nearly every player in the world is available for $176 million. It’s not like-for-like, but here’s a short list: Antoine Griezmann, Gareth Bale, Paulo Dybala, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Marco Reus… Shoot! Klopp could sign 2-3 of his favorite BVB alums.

With this fee, Coutinho would become the second-highest transfer fee of all-time, behind only Neymar. There are makeweights Barcelona could offer that would make the deal even more intriguing to the Reds: Arda Turan, Andre Gomes, Denis Suarez.

Look at it from a neutral’s eyes — which I know is hard from the number of times I’ve read @ Tweets that say, “The only people who would like this deal are fans of Chelsea or United!” — at some point, it becomes unreasonable to not take advantage of Barcelona’s desperation. Maybe Coutinho is worth the “fit” for Barca, but rejecting this fee is more illogical than the offer itself.

At the risk of inflaming every more Liverpool supporters, Ross Barkley is probably going to cost someone $35 million and he’s a year and a half younger (Coutinho is a superior player right now, but we’re talking about the market here).

And, lastly, at some point you’re telling your entire team room that you’re willing to turn down near record money — it would be the highest non-buyout clause transfer ever — to keep a player from his dream club.

Take the money. Use it. Move on.