The real question on Fulham fans’ minds: What about that silly Michael Jackson statue?”

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Alas, no answers forthcoming from Fulham FC’s new American-based owner:

We know that new Fulham owner Shahid Khan, the Pakistani-born car-parts king who also owns NFL’s Jacksonville Jaguars, has promised not to micro-manage his new Premiership holding. (Hooray!)

We know he is bullish on plans to modernize and slightly increased capacity around the team’s historically quaint West London grounds on the banks of the River Thames. (The wind does blow cold off that water in the winter!)

But we don’t have an answer to the truly vexing question: what will Khan do with that whacky Michael Jackson statue outside of Craven Cottage, the one that caused so much head-craning wonder and no small amount of consternation among Fulham FC faithful?

We do know that Khan has some keen political sense about him. Just listen to his answer about to the inevitable query on the Jackson statue as he met members of the press Saturday at Craven Cottage:

“I have been the owner less than a day. We have to preserve and respect history but we also have to move forward. I am going to reflect on it, listen to the fans and then decide.”

Yes, a shrewd answer, one that seems to indicate some desire to push that silly thing right into the Thames, but stops well short of taking a hard stance on the issue.

Back in 2011, at the behest of owner Mohamed Al Fayed, a statue of the American pop icon was unveiled to choruses of bewilderment and outrage among Fulham fans. “Michael Jackson?” they asked. Why?

(MORE: Fulham’s new owner hardly represents the death of English soccer)

The answer was commensurately curious, for Jackson had zero connection with the Premier League club. Al Fayed was simply a fan. And he owned the team. So … sure … put up a statue!

Truly, it was just bizarre. And the match was especially odd considering Fulham’s reputation as perhaps the sleepiest of brand name English clubs, a club housed in a family-friendly place where fans cheered nicely, the very antitheses of entertainment industry flamboyance.

MLS Snapshot: Orlando City SC 2-1 Montreal Impact

Cyle Larin, Orlando City SC

The game in 100 words (or less): For weeks, it was a widely held belief that the Montreal Impact would snatch up the sixth and final playoff place in the Eastern Conference with little or no resistance from their opposition. As they went six games unbeaten (four wins), all looked to be setting up perfect for the club that fired Frank Klopas midseason, but there was another team in the race for sixth that kept winning themselves: Orlando City SC. On Saturday night, Montreal and Orlando City faced off at the Citrus, with the expansion Lions claiming their fourth-straight victory with a 2-1 triumph. Montreal now holds a one-point lead on Orlando in the race for sixth, and have two games in hand, but it’s no longer a foregone conclusion L’Impact will qualify for the playoffs no resistance whatsoever.

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Three moments that mattered

33′ — Bush’s mistake gifts Larin the opening goal — Larin did what your taught to do as a striker — “put it on frame, test the goalkeeper” — but in no universe does a shot so feeble have any business finding the back of the net. Evan Bush has been great this year. Hopefully (for Montreal’s sake), this howler doesn’t turn into the yips with the playoffs looming.

43′ — Hall’s “mistake” gifts Oduro an equalizer — Dominic Oduro equalized in the 43rd minute, when he took the ball out of the hands of Tally Hall and smashed it into the back of the net, but the goal should have been disallowed due to Hall having full control of the ball.

80′ — Hines hits the winner for Orlando — Seb Hines put the ball back into the mixer and just so happened to find the back of the net in the 80th minute. Sometimes that’s all it takes.

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Man of the match: Seb Hines

Goalscorers: Larin (33′), Oduro (43′), Hines (80′)

MLS Snapshot: NY Red Bulls 2-1 Columbus Crew SC

Bradley Wright-Phillips, New York Red Bulls
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The game in 100 words (or less): Two weeks in a row Columbus Crew SC have had a chance to go top of the Eastern Conference with a victory, and two weeks in a row Crew SC have failed to take a single point from massively important fixtures. Their latest defeat, a 2-1 humbling at the hands of the East-leading New York Red Bulls, started so well for Gregg Berhalter’s side, but was undone by a pair of costly, comedic defensive errors that allowed Lloyd Sam and Bradley Wright-Phillips (15th of the season) to erase an early deficit (Justin Meram) and win all three points. The result not only keeps the Red Bulls top of the East, but gives them a three- and four-point cushion with three and two games in hand on their nearest competitors., D.C. United and New England Revoltion respectively. For Crew SC, they’re four points back of the Red Bulls in fourth place, one point ahead of fifth-place Toronto FC, who have a game in hand.

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Three moments that mattered

9′ — Meram pokes it past Robles for an early lead — Meram “earned” his goal all the way back in midfield, when the Iraqi international’s mazy run took a routine turnover inside Crew SC’s defensive half and turned it into a dangerous counter-attacking opportunity. Harrison Afful overlapped and provided the cross for Meram to send home.

12′ — Sam capitalizes on multiple mistakes to equalize — Crew SC pass the ball out of the back. They don’t boot it forward to clear. It’s just what they do. Sometimes, that’ll bite you. When your goalkeeper and right back both have blunders clearing the ball 10 seconds apart, you probably deserve to concede an ugly, scrappy goal.

21′ — Wright-Phillips capitalizes on more defensive gaffes — See the above description for Red Bulls goal no. 1.

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Man of the match: Damien Perrinelle

Goalscorers: Meram (9′), Sam (12′), Wright-Phillips (21′)