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The Next XI? Best from MLS’s non-Stars would still be pretty good

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Between active and non-active All-Stars (announced today), 32 of the top players in Major League Soccer get excluded from this exercise. Take out the injured players we’re not allowing ourselves to pick (since that was likely the same restriction facing Peter Vermes and Don Garber), and almost all of the league’s big name get excluded from this exercise.

That exercise? Pick the best Next XI. Choose any formation you want, but you have to be able to justify your pick with more than “I think he can pay that spot.” Other than that, everything’s fair game.

Our XI still doesn’t have room for a number of notable performers, though the likes of Sebastien Le Toux, Nigel Reo-Coker, Brandon Barklage, Diego Chara, and Ned Grabavoy probably deserve some words of praise. Still, at times we went for more than pure first half performance in this one. When things were close, we did weigh things like past performance. It’s all all-star selection, after all.

But with a handful of spots, that kind of tie breaker wasn’t enough to keep some new guys our of our “next XI”:

[GK – 1] Dan Kennedy – With Michael Gspurning out, the Chivas USA man steps in. While Kennedy may not have replicated his stellar form from last season’s first half, he has enough gravitas to justify this pick, though nobody will fault you for wanting Jimmy Nielsen in this spot.

[D – 4] – Chris Klute, Jose Goncalves (pictured), Djimi Traore, Sheanon Williams – Goncalves belongs on the real all-star team, so this was a no brainer. If the Portuguese wasn’t garnering so much attention, more people would be talking about Traoré. Williams’s slow improvement has left him overlooked in PPL Park, while Chris Klute, at this very second, is the league’s best left back. He’s the DeAndre Yedlin of this team, albeit at Seth Sinovic’s expense. We’ll see if the former Atlanta Silverback can keep it up.

[M – 3] – Oriol Rosell, Michel, Marcelo Sarvas –  While some thought Kansas City would take a step back after losing Roger Espinoza (and letting Julio Cesar go), Rosell has brought a different if still highly effective presence to central midfield. Michel has similarly stabilized Dallas, while Marcelo Sarvas has quietly been the Galaxy’s best midfielder.

[AM – 1] – Federico Higuaín – Five goals, six assists, and a big reason why Dominic Oduro’s about to hit double-digits in goals, Higuaín’s the best playmaker that failed to make the all-star team. How he failed to get in there is a good question, but we’re happy to welcome him in our Next XI.

[F – 2] – Alvaro Saborio, Claudio Bieler – Saborio’s time with Costa Rica makes him an easy omission from the festivities at Sporting Park, but coming off a hat-trick in New York, he’s also an easy selection for our XI. The RSL star’s averaging a goal every 108 minutes this year. Bieler was also a straight forward selection, though it does create some interesting questions with our team …

How would Saborio and Bieler work together? Higuaín playing behind two forwards? Would that midfield work?

We’re betting good players find a way to get together, but if not, don’t worry. This team isn’t actually going to play a game together.

Ronaldo shows no sign of injury while hanging with Conor McGregor

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Cristiano Ronaldo may not be ready for the UEFA Super Cup, but he’s no longer limping around.

To explore the Real Madrid superstar’s Instagram is to see Ronaldo, sometimes clothed, hanging out with celebrities.

In the last couple weeks we’ve seen him with Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez, and now his “bro” Conor McGregor.

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Wait, what?

Yeah, Ronaldo is friends with the MMA star, and showed no ill form (and no brace of any kind) in several posed photos with McGregor.

Although admittedly, McGregor’s IG game is a bit better: The Irish fighter posted a photo of himself sunning in his briefs with the caption, “I’m gonna get him on the Forbes list by next year. But I’m gonna get him on the tan by next week.”

Good luck with both, bro.

Great to see you bro!!💪🏽🔝

A photo posted by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on Jul 24, 2016 at 3:48pm PD

Bruce pens letter to Hull fans: “Desperately wanted to make it work”

YORK, ENGLAND - JULY 23: Steve Bruce manager of  Hull City ahead of the pre-season friendly match between York City and Hull City at Bootham Cresent on July 23, 2014  in York, England. (Photo by Nigel Roddis/Getty Images)
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Many Hull City fans didn’t want Steve Bruce to leave the club, and this open letter shows why.

After leaving the club by “mutual consent” on Friday — it was first widely reported that he quit — fans protested at Hull’s game on Monday.

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Bruce may’ve had his problems with Hull’s ownership, but he certainly got his supporters’ feelings right down to the core.

From the Hull Daily Mail:

My biggest regret is having to walk away but it was a decision I had to make for the sake of the club. The last 12 months have been very tough and it felt like the right step for the club to move forward in a different direction and with someone else in charge.

I desperately wanted to make it work this summer and be a Premier League manager again but, sadly, it wasn’t to be. Nevertheless, I’ve left Hull City with some fantastic memories that I’ll always cherish, including just eight weeks ago in the Championship play-off final at Wembley.

Class from the longtime boss, and we imagine he’ll have a job very soon if he wants it.

Report: Everton to activate release clause of Stoke’s Arnautovic

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 28: Marko Arnautovic (1st L) of Stoke City competes for the ball against Seamus Coleman (2nd L) and Gareth Barry (1st Rof Everton during the Barclays Premier League match between Everton and Stoke City at Goodison Park on December 28, 2015 in Liverpool, England.  (Photo by Dave Thompson/Getty Images)
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Everton is going to activate Marko Arnautovic‘s $16 million release clause to bring the Stoke City striker to Goodison Park, according to a report out of Austria.

Stoke had been trying to sign Arnautovic to a contract extension, but the player was reportedly prepared to play out the final year of his deal.

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The huge 27-year-old Austrian has been with Stoke since 2013, and broke through with 11 Premier League goals last season.

Arnautovic would give Everton support behind Romelu Lukaku, and insurance in case the Toffees do wind up selling their Belgian striker. Everton also has Arouna Kone as a potential target forward, but Oumar Niasse is expecting to leave after less than a year at Goodison Park.

Chelsea wins the League… of Hate; Bournemouth, Leicester not hated

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 27:  Diego Costa of Chelsea celebrates his team's second goal during the Barclays Premier League match between Southampton and Chelsea at St Mary's Stadium on February 27, 2016 in Southampton, England.  (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)
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A family of English newspapers conducted its annual survey of which teams are the most hated in the Premier League, and there’s a new champion.

Manchester United has dropped to second in the table to Chelsea in what the Manchester Evening News called the “League of Hate”.

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According to the MEN, 10,000 fans were quizzed on their love and hate:

A national survey asked fans of each top flight club which sides they hate, and which they love, and the west London club came out as the most disliked club overall.

United, who won the dubious accolade last year, have been revealed to be the next most reviled side.

It’s no surprise that the league’s more successful sides sit atop the table while newer PL clubs like Bournemouth and Burnley are not reviled. That said, Leicester’s dream story has them 19th. How much more success do they need to have before shooting up the hate table?

Here’s the Top Five, and all results:

1) Chelsea
2) Manchester United
3) Liverpool
4) Manchester City
5) Arsenal