Aston Villa Love: Jores Okore, Tony Moon and Christian Benteke’s calves

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A week and a half into the Premier League season and donners of horned-rim glasses from the coffee shops of Williamsburg to the record stores of Echo Park are already musing about a side on the rise – Aston Villa.

Perhaps that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but you get the point.

Villa are young. They’re exciting. And they’re fierce (yes, in both meanings of the word).

Throughout the course of the season a variety of clubs will rise to the forefront of intellectual football fans, it’s all about Paul Lambert’s wee Villans.

I’ve already written at length about how Aston Villa were done wrong by referee Kevin Friend in yesterday’s Chelsea match. That article got me all kinds of jazzed up so here are a few more thoughts on Villa and last night’s performance at Stamford Bridge.

Jores Okore, how I love thee

It took one and half matches and two injured defenders to get there but Jores Okore (pictured above) finally got his shot at strutting his stuff for Villa. It was an impressive display.

Entering the match in the 43rd minute for a bloodied Ciaran Clark – who had replaced the injured Nathan Baker in the Arsenal match – Okore needed no time to adjust.

No matter that it was his Premier League debut, that it was against the mighty Chelsea or that he had no time to warm-up. Okore immediately took to making life absolute hell for Demba Ba.

Following the match pundits were quick to note the obvious – that Romelu Lukaku is Chelsea’s best striking option up top. But one of the main reasons they arrived at this conclusion was because Okore marked Ba straight out of the match (and to be fair, did pretty well containing the wrecking ball that is Lukaku).

I’ll be surprised if the former F.C. Nordsjælland man doesn’t keep his spot in Lambert’s starting lineup going forward.

Welcome to the league, Tony Moon

In his Premier League debut against Arsenal last week, Spanish left-back Antonio Luna immediately became a household name after slotting home Villa’s third goal to defeat the Gunners 3-1.

It was a gut-busting, breakaway run seldom seen from a defender and a cool finish that you’d swear was hit by a striker. The effort was lauded ad nauseum and for his exploits Luna landed on just about everyone’s Team of the Week.

Six minutes into Wednesday’s game, however, and The Tale of Tony Moon took a harsh turn when the 22 year old couldn’t prevent his momentum from chesting the ball into Brad Guzan’s net.

Yes, the dreaded OG. He’s a tricky one to figure out – will sink his teeth into your tuchus when you least expect it. Welcome to the league, kid.

Christian Benteke’s calves

I’m not one who typically admires another man’s calves but when it comes to Christian Benteke, I can’t help myself.

source:  Those things are shockingly tiny.

They remind me of a woman I dated a few weeks back. Decent looking girl but a calveless wonder of the fifth dimension.

It was a bit like dating the female version of Seamus Levine but sadly, I myself was in a far worse position since like George Costanza, I had no hand.

But that’s another story.

Point is ‘Tekers may be one of the most powerful strikers in the game but one place that juice ain’t coming from are those calves. Perhaps it’s those airplane hangar shoulders.

Marseille making Olivier Giroud top transfer target this summer

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Marseille did well to bring in one star this season but could the French side have another trick up its sleeve this summer?

Sky Sports is reporting that the Ligue 1 club is preparing to sign Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud over the summer and the sixth-place side is “willing to pay up to £20m (roughly $25 million).

Marseille made a splash this season when the club re-signed Dimitri Payet, who was playing with Premier League side West Ham at the time.

The team does boast several quality attacking options such as Payet and Bafetimbi Gomis, but Giroud could serve as an ideal target man in the Marseille attack.

Prior to joining the Gunners in 2012, Giroud starred for Montpellier and with a potential link-up in the attack with a creator like Payet, it could present a dangerous attacking threat to the rest of Ligue 1.

Giroud, 30, has scored 95 goals in all competitions since arriving in London with Arsenal.

Report: Chicharito talks heating up with Los Angeles FC

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We’ve seen MLS teams make major splashes in the past, and one of next year’s newcomers could be a really big draw if they can manage to seal the deal on a Mexican international.

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According to Metro New York, Los Angeles FC is continuing its talks with Javier “Chicharito” Hernandez about a potential deal that would prove massive in terms of MLS spending.

While LAFC won’t debut in MLS until 2018, the club could potentially make the Mexico striker the highest-paid player in league history with an average salary of roughly $10 million.

The 28-year-old Hernandez currently plays in Germany with Bundesliga side Bayer Leverkusen, where he’s plied his trade since joining the club during the 2015/16 season.

Additionally, the former Manchester United man has dominated the international scene for El Tri, scoring 46 goals in 90 appearances for the CONCACAF nation.

Report: Bayern Munich scouted Walker, Alexis this weekend

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German publication Kicker says Bayern Munich technical director Michael Reschke attended both of this weekend’s FA Cup semifinals and had his eye on two players in particular.

Reschke apparently wants to bring players from both North London Derby rivals Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur to the Allianz Arena.

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In the case of Spurs, that man is right back Kyle Walker. The 26-year-old has also played right mid in 8 of his 35 matches for Tottenham this season, and was named in the PFA Team of the Year. It’s hard to believe Spurs would have interest in selling Walker, who would help fill the role of retiring Philipp Lahm.

On the other side is Alexis Sanchez, the embattled but electric Arsenal attacker who Arsene Wenger described as an “animal” and “always ready to kill the opponent” this weekend. Wenger says Sanchez isn’t going anywhere, but Bayern does boast Chilean teammate Arturo Vidal and former Barca mate Thiago Alcantara.

Walker is signed at Spurs through 2021, while Sanchez’s contract ends after next season.

Roma lands sporting director Monchi, a reported Arsenal target

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AS Roma has found its new sporting director, and it’s a man with a keen eye for talent.

Ramon “Monchi” Rodriguez Verdejo, 48, has spent the last 18 years as the sporting director at Sevilla, which won five UEFA Europa League titles under his watch.

Monchi was discussed in the media as a target for the same job at Arsenal and was a target for other Premier League clubs, but Roma sealed the deal with the former goalkeeper.

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He is considered to have a big role in discovering and developing Sergio Ramos, Jesus Navas, and Dani Alves.

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