Premier League Top 5 Goals: Paulinho and Nasri compete for top spot


Twenty-nine goals were scored during this weekend’s Premier League action, quite a return on a tasty slate of fixtures.

When dealing with that number sorting out the best of the best is never an easy feat but the league has given it their best crack, so here we go.

#5. Sone Aluko’s volley to beat Newcastle

If you’re still mastering the names of key players on this season’s three new Premier League clubs, Sone Aluko is one you definitely want to know. The 24-year-old Englishman is a forward/left winger who has bags of pace and is devastating with the ball at his feet, twisting and turning defenders inside-out.

Widely accepted as the best player in last year’s Championship until he succumbed to injury in December, Aluko’s left footed volley on Saturday displayed exquisite technique and handed Hull City an impressive 3-2 come from behind victory against Newcastle. For me, this golazo should be much higher on the list – but I don’t create these videos, I just provide the banter.

#4. Michu’s early strike against Crystal Palace

Hating Michu is like hating puppies, ice cream or Bob Marley – it’s kind of just weird. This week, the Spaniard wasted all of 1 minute and 20 seconds before registering the game winner, a one time finish off of a Jonjo Shelvey pass.

True to form, the loveable Michu celebrated the goal in stellar fashion – tongue out, hand to the ear, screaming his face off.

#3. Jon Obi Mikel elevates to volley home against Fulham

Jon Obi Mikel showed some acrobatic technique as his hop-and-slam from six yards out assured Chelsea the three points. While the goal itself was nowhere near the quality of Aluko’s volley it was nevertheless a landmark achievement for Mikel, who hadn’t scored in his 185 previous Premier League appearances.

Drought over.

#2. Paulinho’s cheeky heel wins it for Spurs

Oh Paulinho, you cheeky little man you.

Coming into the season we were well aware of the Brazilian’s penchant for getting forward and making noise but it wasn’t until this weekend when the devastation took place in the Prem. With the seconds ticking away in Cardiff City, Paulinho slipped into an inch of space and with a clever back-drag of the foot, guided home the game-winner. Don’t sweat the technique.

#1. Samir Nasri’s smash puts City up 4-0 on United

If Samir Nasri looks a different player this season that’s because he is. Freed of the chain that was Roberto Mancini, Nasri is not only staking his claim for the starting role at City but the French National Team as well.

Full of life, desire and skill, Nasri was  fabulous on Sunday, terrorizing Chris Smalling and the United defense. His swervy behind-the-back pass set Aleksandar Kolorov free to cross to Sergio Aguero for the opener, his pass to Alvaro Negredo set up Aguero’s second and his perfectly timed counter-attacking run is what allowed him to thump home the sensational volley to put City up 4-0 on their rivals.

Barcelona, Neymar make it formal: Signed into 2021

BARCELONA, SPAIN - OCTOBER 19: Neymar of Barcelona holds off pressure from Raheem Sterling of Manchester City during the UEFA Champions League group C match between FC Barcelona and Manchester City FC at Camp Nou on October 19, 2016 in Barcelona, Spain.  (Photo by David Ramos/Getty Images)
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T’s are crossed and i’s dotted on Neymar’s new contract, keeping him at the club through the 2020-21 season.

Neymar, 24, will make his 100th La Liga appearance with his next step onto the pitch.

Lionel Messi’s deal runs through 2017-18, and Luis Suarez’s goes through 2018-19.

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He’s scored 59 goals in league play, and has 91 total when you include all 150 of his matches in a Barca kit.

Neymar is on a similar scoring rate to last season, when he netted 31 times. The Brazilian also has 49 international goals in 73 caps.

Guardiola seethes at reports Aguero unwanted at Man City

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 14: Sergio Aguero of Manchester City is congratulated by Josep Guardiola manager of Manchester City during the UEFA Champions League match between Manchester City FC and VfL Borussia Moenchengladbach at Etihad Stadium on September 14, 2016 in Manchester, England.  (Photo by Alex Livesey/Getty Images)
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Pep Guardiola is seething with reports that claim star striker Sergio Aguero is not in his plans for Manchester City’s future.

Aguero started on the bench for Wednesday’s UEFA Champions League loss at Barcelona, inspiring talk that the Argentine star wasn’t long for the Emirates Stadium.

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Guardiola says that’s garbage, and that he simply needed more midfielders for his attack. Next time, just ask.

From the BBC:

“It was a tactical decision. I wanted one more midfielder, I tried to keep the ball in the Camp Nou and when you have the ball, Lionel Messi, Neymar and Luis Suarez don’t.

“I spoke with Sergio and he was understanding, I thought in the last 30 minutes, with the Barcelona centre-halves tiring, he could help a lot from the bench. When Sergio decides to leave it will be his decision. Next time before you (the media) decide he is not in my plans you can call me.”

Still, not using Aguero is risky business.

The striker believes, rightly, that he’s among the most dangerous players in the world. Guardiola has said as much, too.

While few would put him in the class of Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo, it’s difficult to imagine either being sat for tactical reasons against one of the best teams in the world.

Chelsea: Conte expects warm reception for Mourinho; Terry is fit

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 26:  A fan wears a Chelsea scarf with the image of the club's former manager, Jose Mourinho before the Barclays Premier League match between Chelsea and Watford at Stamford Bridge on December 26, 2015 in London, England.  (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)
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The managers are meeting the media ahead of this week’s Premier League matches, and many eyes are trained on one specific match-up.

Chelsea and Manchester United meet on Sunday, the first time Jose Mourinho will manage against his old side since his unceremonious exit last winger.

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Mourinho, of course, led Chelsea to the 2014-15 title only to see a miserable start to the following campaign. He was hired at Manchester United this summer, but Conte thinks Mourinho’s Chelsea laurels have earned him some love from Stamford Bridge.

“I have great respect for Mourinho. He deserves a good reception. He was an important man for Chelsea and wrote part of the club’s story.”

Conte also touched on Paul Pogba‘s decision to head back to Old Trafford. Pogba is coming off a starring role in United’s 4-1 win over Fenerbahce, and Conte guided the French midfielder during their time at Juventus.

“It was Paul Pogba’s dream was to return to Manchester United. I wish him well, but only after this game.”

Conte said John Terry is available to return for Chelsea, and that could be invaluable against a big, strong forward like United’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic. With the Red Devils having played Thursday, Conte will like his chances a bit more than usual.

Canada vs. U.S. among top-notch CONCACAF Champions League quarterfinals

VANCOUVER, CANADA - JUNE 20:  Gershon Koffie #28 of the Vancouver Whitecaps brings the ball up field against Dax McCarty #11 of the New York Red Bulls at B.C. Place on June 20, 2012 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. (Photo by Jessica Haydahl/Getty Images)
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The bracket is set for the CONCACAF Champions League quarterfinals, and ensures that at least one MLS vs. Liga MX semifinal will happen next Spring.

No. 1 seed New York Red Bulls will cross the continent to meet No. 8 Vancouver Whitecaps, with the winner moving on to face the victor of Mexico’s Tigres UANL vs. Pumas UNAM.

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The possibility of an all-Liga MX or all-MLS final still exists, with Pachuca and FC Dallas on opposite sides of the bracket. Arabe Unido gives Panama hope for its first CCL semifinalist, while Saprissa can be Costa Rica’s first semifinalist since 2011.

Of the remaining teams, only Pachuca has won a title in the CCL era (2008-present). Tigres lost in the 2016 final, the only other team to make it that far.

Full schedule
New York Red Bulls (1) vs. Vancouver Whitecaps (8)
Tigres UANL (4) vs. Pumas UNAM (5)
Arabe Unido (2) vs. FC Dallas (7)
Pachuca (3) vs. Saprissa (4)

The first legs will be played in late February, and the bright side to the intra-league quarters will be one MLS side waiting a round before facing a more in-form club playing a traditional season schedule (though that’s an overblown excuse at this point).

Some fans don’t care much for the tournament, while others — myself included — are extremely keen to see an MLS team win the CCL and represent North America in the Club World Cup, where it can get a high profile litmus test in a serious competition (Real Madrid beat Cruz Azul 4-0 in a 2014 semifinal).