The Bundesliga weekend so far: Dortmund, Bayern and Bayer all win

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The Bundesliga is always good for a few goals, and with two matches left to play this weekend, we’ve already seen 26 find the back of the net. The biggest culprits? Dortmund, who were clearly preparing for their midweek Champions League fixture by putting five past relegation-ready Freiburg. Bayern, meanwhile, took it easy, gently playing their way to a 1-0 win over Wolfsburg. Bayer Leverkusen are still lurking close behind, their 2-0 win over Hannover keeping them within a point of the league leaders.


Augsburg 2-2 Borussia Mönchengladbach

It seemed as though Gladbach were going to come from behind and take all three points on Friday evening. André Hahn had put the hosts ahead in the 27th minute, but Gladbach equalized just five minutes later, off a goal from Max Kruse, his fourth of the season. Branimir Hrgota, on for just three minutes, put the visitors ahead in the 71st minute. But Augsburg came back with their own game-changing substitution, and Arkadiusz Milik grabbed the equalizer in the 88th minute. That leaves both sides even on points, although Gladbach have a better goal difference.


Hoffenheim 3-3 Schalke

Schalke are clearly stretched thin, with the squad unable to cope with the demands of the Bundesliga, Champions League and Cup play. They currently sit 13th in the table, while Sunday’s results could push them even lower. But their missteps certainly lead to fun games. Schalke led 3-1 at the break, thanks to goals from Kevin-Prince Boateng, Joel Matip and Marco Höger. Hoffeinheim added to Anthony Modeste’s first half goal with a penalty conversion by Roberto Firmino, and further componded Schalke’s woes with a goal from David Abraham around the hour mark. The visitors seemed too stung to fight back, although Jens Keller’s late substitutions prompted a flurry of attempts in the dying minutes of the match.

Bayern Munich 1-0 Wolfsburg

You’d think, when one of the top sides in the league comes out to play, you might see an exciting, interesting or intriguing match. Not so much here, as Bayern kept the majority of the possession but rarely made any real threats. Their single goal came courtesy of Thomas Müller in the 63rd minute. Perhaps Pep Guardiola simply told his boys to set the cruise control and ride it out, with an eye ahead to the midweek match against Manchester City.

Bayer Leverkusen 2-0 Hannover 

Leverkusen had their win before they’d reached the 40th minute, thanks to goals from Simon Rolfes and Sidney Sam. Hannover may be in third but they’re six points behind Bayer, and this match showed the gap in quality. Apart from a flurry of shots just before the halftime break, it was Bayer that controlled the match, continuing to press for a third even after it was clear they’d collect all three points. The win keeps Bayer just a point below league leaders Dortmund and Bayern.

Hertha Berlin 3-1 Mainz

It’s not often you see a freshly promoted side challenging for Europe — at least, not after the first couple weeks — but after seven rounds, Hertha Berlin are in fifth, a mere point behind Hannover. It was actually Mainz that took the lead, through Nicolai Müller (who, impressively, found himself carded for a foul on Hajime Hosogai before the first minute was up), but a second half brace from Sami Allagui put Hertha in front. Allagui’s second was followed immediately by a goal from Änis Ben-Hatira, after which the hosts settled down, content with three goals and three points.

Borussia Dortmund 5-0 Freiburg

Champions League match? What Champions League match? Jurgen Klopp’s side looked absolutely unafraid of wearing themselves out before the midweek clash with Marseille. It helped, of course, that poor Freiburg were down to ten men by the time the halftime whistle blew, with Fallou Diagne sent off for a foul on Robert Lewandowski. Marco Reus took the resulting penalty, giving himself a brace in the first half.  Lewandowski put himself on the board with his own brace in the second half, and Jakub Blaszczykowski added the final goal with ten minutes to spare. Freiburg are left languishing in the relegation zone, with just three points thus far.

Eintracht Frankfurt 2-2 Hamburg

Hamburg pulled off a late draw against Eintracht, earning themselves a massive point in the process, a point that lifts them out of the drop zone — barring, of course, a shock victory by Nurnberg against Werder Bremen on Sunday.  Johannes Flum gave the hosts the lead, but Pierre-Michel Lasogga equalized for Hamburg just before the interval. Marco Russ reinstated Eintracht’s lead before the hour was up, and the hosts must’ve thought they were cruising to all three points until Marcell Jansen scored with five minutes left to play.

Still to come

Werder Bremen vs. Nurnberg

Braunschweig vs. Stuttgart

Puksas Award finalists: Somehow absent is USWNT’s Carli Lloyd

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FIFA announced on Monday its three-man list of finalists for the 2015 Puskas Award, handed out each year to the player who scored the “most beautiful” goal of the past calendar year.

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The three men up for this year’s honor are Alessandro Florenzi (WATCH HERE), Lionel Messi (WATCH HERE) and Wendell Lira (WATCH HERE) — all scorers of fantastically beautiful goals this year.

That means Carli Lloyd, who made the original list of nominees before being whittled down to just three, is shockingly tragically scandalously criminally not a finalist for this year’s award. Reminder: This is the goal we’re talking about.

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So, here’s the case for Lloyd:

  • She scored from midfield
  • She scored the winner from midfield in a World Cup final
  • She scored the winner from midfield in a World Cup final to complete a hat trick
  • She scored the winner from midfield in a World Cup final to complete a hat trick in the 16th minute

How in the world is Carli Lloyd’s midfield goal to complete a 16-minute hat trick and win a World Cup final not a top-three goal of the year? You got some (more) explaining to do, FIFA.

Beckham group abandons latest plans for Miami MLS stadium

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All signs seemed to point toward an all-too-familiar outcome for the David Beckham-led investment group hoping to bring a Major League Soccer franchise to the city of Miami: another failed plan in their bid to build a brand new stadium.

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Earlier this month, newly-joined all-world sports executive Tim Leiweke warned that groups or individuals currently owning the various parcels of land surrounding the Miami Marlins’ baseball stadium, the latest site Miami Beckham United (MBU) had chosen, were making “unrealistic” demands and threatened to derail the project at that location.

Today, it’s been reported across South Florida that the group has altogether abandoned plans to build their stadium at that particular site. Miami city commissioner Francis Suarez confirmed that MBU were “moving in a different direction” — quotes from Local 10 News:

“It’s going to be withdrawn from the next agenda because the Beckham group has not acquired the private properties that are needed to construct the stadium on that site.”

“The residents expect us to hold these teams to the fire,” Suarez said. “A lot of times they’re financed by wealthy people and they want some sort of a public subsidy, which is very controversial as well, which is why we were going to take it to referendum.”

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On Sunday, during halftime of the league’s Eastern Conference final, MLS commissioner Don Garber was asked about the Miami stadium situation, to which he responded, “We think Miami will be a great market. We found a reasonably good site. I’m confident that we’ll get something done there.”

MBU is reportedly being held to something of a deadline by the MLS board of governors, which meets every year ahead of MLS Cup, with this weekend’s sit-down thought of as a target date to have something concrete going forward. Meanwhile, Sacramento Republic FC, an MLS expansion hopeful currently playing in the USL (third division), announced last week they would be moving forward with building their brand new MLS-sized stadium, expansion bid or not.

“Goal” writer pitching a Jamie Vardy movie: But who would play Kaspar Schmeichel?

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There are certainly already some comparisons between new Premier League record holder Jamie Vardy and fictional Santiago Munez from the “Goal!” movies.

But that isn’t going to stop “Goal” screenwriter Adrian Butchart from heading to Tinseltown and pitching the Vardy story as a basis for a new film, according to The Sun.

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And he’s got a who’s who of young actors in mind for the role of Vardy.

From The Sun:

Butchart believes Hollywood A-listers Robert Pattinson, Andrew Garfield and Zac Efron all have potential to fill Vardy’s boots in a film version of his life.

Unfortunately, they don’t ask Butchart who should play Claudio Ranieri, or Ruud van Nistelrooy.

Fortunately, we’re here with our cast (The first one is easy):

Aaron Paul as Vardy.

Robert Downey, Jr. as Van Nistelrooy.

James Franco as Riyad Mahrez.

Tommy Lee Jones as Ranieri.

Ryan Gosling as Kaspar Schmeichel.

Liam Neeson as Nigel Pearson.

And Danny Drinkwater as himself.

Report says Impact will add 96-times capped Ivorian defender

Monaco's Bulgarian forward Dimitar Berbatov (L) challenges Montpellier's Ivorian defender Siaka Tiene (R) during the French L1 football match between Montpellier and Monaco at the Mosson stadium in Montpellier on September 24, 2014.   AFP PHOTO / BORIS HORVAT        (Photo credit should read BORIS HORVAT/AFP/Getty Images)
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The Eastern Conference’s second-stingiest team is looking to enhance its already-strong back line.

Joining MLS Best XI defender Laurent Ciman could be Siaka Tiene, a longtime international teammate of Didier Drogba on the Ivory Coast squad.

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The 96-times capped Tiene will be 34 when next season starts, but will have fresh legs having not played since last season ended for Montpellier.

MLSSoccer.com does the translation work for us:

A report from RDS.ca states that the Impact have signed 33-year-old left back Siaka Tiéné, an Ivory Coast international who boasts World Cup and African Cup of Nations experience.

Aside from Ciman, Ambroise Oyongo is the only Impact back currently under contract.

Tiene played relatively well last season, but was limited to just 17 appearances in Ligue 1.