MLS Week in Review: Round 34

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Who clinched … and who is now eliminated

As the weekend began, 13 teams were still in contention for 8 unclaimed playoff spots. Some were more “in contention” than others, so to speak. Still, that’s an impressive number, all things considered. But the picture looks much different this morning.

We know the five playoff teams from the West, even if it’s something less than official: Portland, Real Salt Lake, Los Angeles, Seattle and Colorado will take part in the post-season. San Jose maintains a mathematical chance but would have to score a ridiculous number of goals next week, and have help. That won’t happen.

In addition to New York and Kansas City, who have clinched, five teams now remain eligible for three remaining spots out of the East: Montreal, Chicago, New England, Houston and Philadelphia.

Columbus and Vancouver were the teams officially eliminated over the weekend, along with (unofficially) San Jose. Here’s how the standing look; pay attention to that telling red line, which indicates the teams now in playoff position:

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Still much to play for

Even in the West, there’s still plenty to talk about with Round 35 coming up. Much of it is about teams seeking first, second or third. Remember, the fourth- and fifth-place finishers fact an extra playoff round, and one that puts them on the spot in terms of travel and packing matches into a small window going into the next round. That, and for some teams it’s also about …

Supporters Shield race

New York seized the inside track with a resounding (and somewhat shocking) 3-0 win over Houston. Sporting Kansas City and Portland remain within striking distance, but they both finish on the road. New York is the only club that controls its own Supporters Shield fate – and Mike Petke’s team has a winnable contest at home against just-hanging-on Chicago.

One MLS match is up Wednesday, then a full round of (nine) weekend matches will decide it all.

The quick goal – the quickest goal ever in MLS

When Deshorn Brown needed just 14 seconds after kickoff to score a few weeks ago, it was the second fastest goal in MLS history. Of course, Brown’s goal came at a loiterers pace compared to Tim Cahill’s doings. Cahill scored the fastest goal in MLS history, just seven seconds into New York’s 3-0 win at Houston.

Here’s his goal from BBVA Compass Stadium in South Texas on Sunday:

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Yes, Seattle is in the playoffs

There surely wasn’t any car honking in the streets, but Seattle did, in fact, qualify late Sunday night for the playoffs. It probably falls as cold comfort to Sounders fans, who have seen their team struggle so mightily over the last few weeks – and who cannot feel good about their team going into the post-season. (Although getting some players healthy will surely help.) Either way, it brings us to this …

The growing Dempsey debate

We might be talking even more about the Seattle Sounders unbelievable late-season collapse; Sigi Schmid’s struggling club is winless in six, having lost four in a row after yet another setback over the weekend, a 2-0 loss to Dallas. We would be, except that the growing Clint Dempsey discussion is a bit distracting. The count is now up to eight. As in, eight with no goals and no assists for the Sounders. It’s certainly not all the U.S. international’s fault. In fact, not much is his fault. The team looks simply awful. And, yes, expectations were unfairly exaggerated. But that’s what you get with transfer fees well into the millions, and with being the league’s highest paid man.

Two 20-goal scorers … and a great Golden Boot race

Marco Di Vaio and Mike Magee scored Saturday, both moving their goal total to 20 for the season, both still in contention for Golden Boot. And it’s fair to ask if a league MVP will go along with this year’s Golden Boot? It will certainly be an influence on voters.

Then again, Vancouver’s Camilo could still have something to say about it. He also scored on Saturday, although in a loss that saw his Whitecaps officially eliminated.

Best goal in Round 33

Considering not just the technical merit, but also that it was a game-winner for Colorado, Gabriel Torres’ wonderful left-footed strike against Vancouver checked a lot of boxes. It will go a long way toward getting his Rapids into the playoffs. And it put the Whitecaps out.

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Chelsea chase Alexis Sanchez; Man United want Dier

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The summer transfer rumors are heating up long before the heat of summer arrives…

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On Wednesday it is being claimed by the Guardian that Alexis Sanchez has become Chelsea’s “No.1 target this summer” as the Arsenal and Chile forward has yet to sign a new deal with the Gunners.

Per the report, Chelsea boss Antonio Conte has drafted up a shortlist of the players he wants to sign this summer and Sanchez is at the top of the Italian managers wishlist as he is also close to signing a new deal at Stamford Bridge.

Sanchez, 28, has a deal at Arsenal until the summer of 2018 but if the north London club fails to agree a new deal with him this summer (as well as Mesut Ozil and Arsene Wenger, but that’s another story…) then they’ll have to sell him on or risk losing him for nothing as a free agent next season.

The striker scored twice for Chile in their 2018 World Cup qualifying win over Venezuela on Tuesday and has been essential all season long to Arsenal, scoring 18 goals and adding nine assists after playing through the middle on his own for much of the campaign.

Would Arsenal really sell Sanchez to a PL rival? It wouldn’t be ideal but it’s not like they haven’t done that in the past. Think of Robin Van Persie, Samir Nasri and Gael Clichy.

The thought of Sanchez on one wing with Diego Costa up top and Eden Hazard on the other wing at Chelsea should be enough to get Arsenal to offer their star man whatever cash he wants — the report states he wants $310,000 a week which would almost double his current $160,000 a week salary — when they sit down to discuss the new deal at the end of this season.


Elsewhere in north London, Tottenham Hotspur’s versatile defender Eric Dier has been linked with a $50 million move to Manchester United this summer.

According to Neil Ashton of the Sun, Dier, 23, is being lined up to replace Michael Carrick in the holding midfield role at United.

Now, Tottenham are notoriously tough to do business with and chairman Daniel Levy will not want to lose one of his top prospects and an England international to a direct rival in the Premier League.

That said, Dier has been used in multiple positions by Spurs this season and Mauricio Pochettino appears to prefer Victor Wanyama and Mousa Dembele as the holding midfielders and the emergence of Harry Winks has seen Dier’s importance questioned by some.

The fact that Dier can play in holding midfield or anywhere across the back line will also suit Moruinho who likes to have a smaller squad to work with and per the report the Portuguese boss has been a long-time admirer of Dier. His power to break up the play and also use he ball safely could work very well alongside Paul Pogba and Ander Herrera.

PHOTOS: Bizarre Cristiano Ronaldo statue unveiled

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Hang on, is that really meant to be Cristiano Ronaldo?

On Wednesday the Portugal and Real Madrid legend had Madeira Airport named after him just outside his hometown of Funchal and during the ceremony a bust of his head was put on show.

Except, it looked horrendous…

Take a look for yourself in the photos below. See.


 

Zlatan Ibrahimovic confirms Man United contract talks

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic is in talks with Manchester United about extending his stay at Old Trafford beyond this season.

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The veteran Swedish striker, 35, has scored 26 goals in 41 appearances in all competitions this season, and he has an option to extend his contract for another year. However, that option hasn’t been triggered yet by Ibrahimovic and United’s fans seem to be getting rather tetchy about the prospect of him not being around next season.

Ibrahimovic is enjoying life in England and revealed to the Manchester Evening News that he is in talks with the club about extending his stay in the Premier League.

“Let’s see what happens, we are talking,” Ibrahimovic said. “I have an option for another year, I want to do great as long as I’m here, so let us see, there is a lot of time. I’m enjoying being at a fantastic club, without doubts, one of the biggest clubs in the world with a great coach (Jose Mourinho).

“I know him before (from our time at Inter Milan), he’s a winner, he’s the perfect coach for this club. Being a Manchester United player, I don’t know how many people have that possibility but I am a Man United player, people wanted me here, I chose the club, I chose the best English club, that’s the way it works.”

Ibrahimovic also hinted that he would stay by stating he “never leaves a job unfinished” when talking about his dedication.

“I’m a person when I go into something I put my head 200 per cent, and I do what I’m good at. I go in, I go for the kill and I go out,” Ibrahimovic said. “And when I go out there is no complaints, that’s what I do. I never leave a job unfinished. I always go in, do my job, and in the way that is a fair play, a fair deal, that is what I do.”

With offers reported pouring in from Major League Soccer and the Chinese Super League, Ibrahimovic will likely have those kind of deals on the table next summer too. His current deal at United sees him paid over $310,000 per week but after joining from Paris Saint-Germain on a free transfer it could be one of the best pieces of business in United’s history if he helps them win the Europa League and/or finish in the top four in the PL this season.

If he leads the Red Devils back to the UEFA Champions League and has one more season as the talisman for Mourinho at Old Trafford, then leaves to finish out his playing days elsewhere, the legendary forward will go down as a hero in the eyes of United’s fans.

Portugal airport to be named after Ronaldo near his hometown

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FUNCHAL, Portugal (AP) Welcome to Cristiano Ronaldo Airport.

That will be the message awaiting passengers in the Madeira Islands from Wednesday, when the local airport will be renamed after the local star by the regional government.

Ronaldo is expected to attend a ceremony at the airport outside his hometown of Funchal on Wednesday, a day after his Portugal side lost 3-2 to Sweden in the city in a friendly.

The name change attracted a lot of attention locally, with many politicians opposing it.

Portugal’s squad landed on Monday at the airport displaying the trophy it won at the 2016 European Championship in France.

Funchal also has a Ronaldo statue and a museum about the player, as well a hotel complex named after him.