Every team in Major League Soccer plays a 34-game regular season schedule … so “Round 35” is something like the 7th-and-a-half floor from Being John Malkovich. It’s just weird.
But let’s push past it. Because it will be fascinating, with lots of moving parts.
It all starts Wednesday as Chivas USA begins wrapping up its latest campaign to forget in Utah, up against Real Salt Lake, a club still hoping for a Western Conference Crown. Jason Kreis’ club won’t get it without at least a tie, as a single point will move the men from Rio Tinto alongside Portland for top spot in the West.
A win Wednesday in suburban Sandy will put pressure on Portland when the Timbers visit this same Chivas USA club to wrap up the regular season.
The bulk of Major League Soccer’s, ahem, 35th round, happens Saturday (four games) and Sunday (five games). The full schedule is here.
Four MLS clubs are also involved in CONCACAF Champions League … and it really comes at the worst possible time.
For instance, Houston Dynamo manager Dominic Kinnear has some tough personnel decisions to make. His club travels to Panama to face Árabe Unido on Thursday with a tournament quarterfinal at stake. A draw will do for Houston, but it’s hard to imagine Kinnear running out bunch of first-choice selections. Not when his team will at RFK Stadium three nights later, and the Dynamo need a draw and probably even a win just to make the playoffs.
Before that, Sporting Kansas City takes on Olimpia of Honduras, also with a Champions League quarterfinal berth on the line. A draw at Sporting Park will also suffice for Peter Vermes (pictured) and his team team, which will get a day to recover before flying East for a match Saturday at PPL Park against Philadelphia. Sporting Kansas City has the best chance of nicking the Red Bulls for Supporters Shield if New York slips up against Chicago, but it would take an SKC win in suburban Chester.
About the time that one is ending Wednesday, San Jose will kick off against CD Heredia. Interim manager Mark Watson and his team have one more MLS match, but they are out of the playoffs. So, all Buck Shaw eggs will be in the CONCACAF basket; a win will put the Earthquakes into next year’s tournament quarterfinals, helping to salvage something from a 2013 campaign that went oddly sideways.
San Jose was the fifth MLS Supporters Shield winner to miss the playoffs the following season.
Finally, the LA Galaxy travel to El Salvador to face Metapan. Thanks to big results early in group stage, Bruce Arena’s team can roll out all the reserves, safely through to the quarters. All things considered, Robbie Rogers, Landon Donovan, Omar Gonzalez and other Galaxy starters won’t get any closer to El Salvador than the nearest Salvadoran restaurant. (Although one fairly prominent reserve, Robbie Rogers, coming off a 22-minute shift Sunday against San Jose, is apparently on the team charter.)
By the way, the Galaxy still has plenty to play for in that season finale against Seattle, as we already know.