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No contest: Bayern Munich dominates helpless Viktoria Plzen, 5-0, in Champions League

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Pep Guardiola’s team is doing nothing to squash the talk of repeating as Champions League winners, as whispers are growing louder that his fabulously talented team has the stuff to pull off a back-to-back European rarity.

Yes, Wednesday’s crushing display came against a Czech side just wading into the sparkly Champions League water, but this was truly dominating stuff. Two goals from Franck Ribery and one each from David Alaba, Bastian Schweinsteiger and Mario Gotze (off the bench) had Bayern Munich well in control throughout as the heavy favorites delivered professionally against visiting Viktoria Plzen in a 5-0 romp at the gleaming Allianz Arena.

The defending champs are a perfect 3-0-0 in this year’s competition, alone at the top of Group D and holding an increasingly impressive plus-10 goal difference. (That is 11 scored, just 1 against.)

Guardiola’s men, still learning some new tricks under their new Spanish boss and now finding the next gear in October, were about as dominant as they could. Bayern eventually built a 34-0 edge in attempts (and a 21-0 edge in attempts on goal). We see lopsided numbers like that from time to time in league play, but only rarely in Champions League action.

Only some outstanding work from besieged Plzen goalkeeper Matús Kozacik kept the score respectable for the Czech Republic club, especially before the break, before Bayern seemed to lose some interest over the last half hour or so.

Bayern’s domination finally paid off as those ridiculously quick feet of Arjen Robben helped spot his team that inevitable lead, pulsing in from the right into a shooting spot and forcing center Plzen center back Roman Hubnik to stab desperately into the tackle.

Ribery, working as expertly as always along Bayern’s left flank, went low and right with the resulting penalty shot, placing accurately to give his team a 1-0 lead in the 25th minute, no less than the Bavarians deserved at the moment.

Only that good work from Kozacik kept Bayern from doubling the lead (or more) over the next 15 minutes. He saved well off Mario andzukic from close range, and shortly thereafter turned away Daniel Van Buyten’s powerful header.

His best work before the break came in the 40th minute, when Robben connected sharply with Toni Kroos cross, sending a header toward goal that demanded a strong hand and stronger reaction from the visiting goalkeeper.

In between, however, Kozacik could not reach a wonderful ball from David Alaba, who was actually on his weaker foot as he sped across the top of the 18 and turned a right-footed shot crisply toward the lower left corner.

Ribery’s 62nd minute effort – nasty dribbling inside the penalty area, punctuated by a sharp, technical finish – was the best goal of the Bayern bunch. That came after the break, just before Schweinsteiger’s excellent turn and finish from close range.

Also worth noting is that Philipp Lahm, the longtime German outside back, was once again stationed centrally in Guardiola’s midfield.

Manchester United said to be offering $12 million bonus to Zlatan Ibrahimovic

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - APRIL 12:  Zlatan Ibrahimovic of Paris Saint-Germain beats Eliaquim Mangala (20) and Joe Hart of Manchester City to score, but his goal is disallowed during the UEFA Champions League quarter final second leg match between Manchester City FC and Paris Saint-Germain at the Etihad Stadium on April 12, 2016 in Manchester, United Kingdom.  (Photo by Clive Brunskill/Getty Images)
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The Premier League sometimes seems to deal in funny money, and it might take just that to bring Zlatan Ibrahimovic across the English Channel.

The Swedish superstar, 34, is leaving Paris Saint-Germain this summer and is reportedly being targeted by several Premier League clubs.

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With his old pal Jose Mourinho expected to take over at Manchester United, there’s been a natural batch of gossip linking the pair. Goal.com has claims of extraordinary dollar signs for the trophy-collecting Ibrahimovic.

Goal’s French site claims that Ibrahimovic would get close to a $12 million signing bonus to go with a huge weekly salary of approximately $363,000. Add that up, and you’re talking more than $560,000 a week.

The report spreads rumors of a $400,000-per-week offer from Major League Soccer for Zlatan, and that acquisition would certainly quell the minor storm caused by China’s acquisition of many big names.

We’ve always thought Ibrahimovic was more an Arsenal-style player, but imagine Mourinho running the Swede with Anthony Martial and Marcus Rashford? Bonkers.

Ajax hires Peter Bosz as new coach to replace Frank de Boer

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - JULY 30:  Peter Bosz manager of Vitesse looks on ahead of the UEFA Europa League Third Qualifying Round 1st Leg match between Southampton and Vitesse at St Mary's Stadium on July 30, 2015 in Southampton, England.  (Photo by Jordan Mansfield/Getty Images)
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AMSTERDAM (AP) Ajax has signed Peter Bosz as its new coach, replacing Frank de Boer who announced earlier this month he was leaving the club after nearly six years in which he won four Dutch league titles.

Bosz, a former player and technical director at Ajax’s arch rival Feyenoord, is leaving Maccabi Tel Aviv to join the Amsterdam club on a three-year contract.

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In a statement late Tuesday, Bosz says it is an honor to join Ajax. He says, “I am very ambitious and so is Ajax.”

Ajax director Edwin van der Sar says that in Bosz, Ajax has hired a coach “who can make our talented squad even better.”

Ajax finished second behind PSV Eindhoven in the top flight Eredivisie season that has just ended.

WATCH: Neymar caught a bit offguard in first look at his wax figure

MADRID, SPAIN - MAY 22:  Neymar of FC Barcelona celebrates aftr scoring Barcelona's 2nd goal during the Copa del Rey Final between Barcelona and Sevilla at Vicente Calderon Stadium    on May 22, 2016 in Madrid, Spain.  (Photo by Denis Doyle/Getty Images)
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I remember the first time I saw the first of many life size wax replications of my body.

That is a sentence I am unlikely to ever utter, but Neymar is a different story.

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The 24-year-old Brazilian superstar was caught on camera witnessing his wax figure for the first time, and we can watch it thanks to FC Barcelona.

Look at this guy, looking at that guy. The most interesting part for me is his fascination with how well they did with his tattoos, which of course are easier to duplicate than, you know, a face:

Morris “completely respects” Klinsmann’s keeping him off USMNT roster

SEATTLE, WA - APRIL 20:  Seattle Sounders FC forward Jordan Morris speaks on stage during We Day at KeyArena on April 20, 2016 in Seattle, Washington.  (Photo by Mat Hayward/Getty Images for We Day)
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Seattle Sounders striker and USMNT star-in-waiting Jordan Morris struck a mature note when asked about his exclusion from Jurgen Klinsmann’s 23-man roster for this summer’s Copa America Centenario.

Some will have considered the youngster a lock for the roster, with Morris already boasting rarefied air as a college player to become something close to a national team regular while still in school.

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But Klinsmann opted for in-form San Jose striker Chris Wondolowski, and it has become old hat for MLS players to gripe when their name is not called by the German boss (See: Benny Feilhaber, Brad Evans and Landon Donovan).

Don’t count Morris in that group. Of course the youngster doesn’t have the tenure to rally against the man who gave him his shot in the first place, but that hasn’t stopped others from acting entitled to a roster spot.

From MLSSoccer.com:

“[Klinsmann] told me not take it too hard and that there was a lot of competition,” Morris said. “I completely respect his decision. There were a lot of good forwards playing and they’re all playing really well. I wish those guys all the best. It’s going to be a lot of fun to watch this summer.”

Morris can still end up on the roster through injury, and it’s easy to see him as the next name up should an attack-minded player take a knock. Stefan Frei told us last week that Morris is remarkably professional, and this is no exception.

The youngster did admit increased motivation from his omission, stating that “it gives you fuel to your fire to try and get back in the mix a little bit”. We have a feeling he won’t be out of that mix for long.