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Hull City 1-0 Sunderland: a nightmare for nine-man Sunderland

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It would be hard to picture this match going worse for Sunderland. A loss, an own goal, and two men sent off before the whistle blew for the interval. At they only lost by one? But with Gus Poyet’s men down deep in the drop zone, that probably doesn’t bring much comfort. Hull, meanwhile, are reveling in the Black Cats’ mistakes, with the three points keeping them in the top half of the table.

Carlos Cuellar got things started at the KC Stadium, but probably not in the way he would’ve preferred. Trying to prevent Liam Rosenior’s cross from reaching Yannick Sagbo, the Sunderland defender headed the ball into his own net. The goal may not have come from one of his own men, but Steve Bruce still looked like the tiger that got the cream.

Things got worse for Gus Poyet in the 40th minute, when Sunderland goalkeeper Kieren Westwood picked up an injury after a nasty collision with Paul McShane. Although it appeared Westwood would be able to continue, it was just a few minutes before Vito Mannone had to be deputized, his first league appearance for the Black Cats.

And then it just all got a bit comical. First Lee Cattermole showed himself happy to be back in the starting lineup, celebrating with a typical effusive challenge. The midfielder took out Ahmed Elmohamady and earned himself a straight red for his trouble. Then, not five minutes later, Andrea Dossena went chasing after a ball he’d idly misplaced and stomped on David Meyler on his way. A straight red marked the end of the Italian’s second-ever start with Sunderland.

Poyet used the half to make changes to protect his side: Adam Johnson was brought in for Jozy Altidore, and Wes Brown for Fabio Borini. Yet the switch wasn’t entirely defensive, so the question must be asked: How on earth did Hull not score? They had a two man advantage. They absolutely peppered Mannone’s goal with shots. Yet from the 24 shots put in, a mere two were on target. With the Black Cats digging in, most of the flurry of shots were blocked. Jake Livermore managed to hit the post, but that’s as close as the Tigers came.

Guess Hull are lucky Sunderland were kind enough to do the scoring for them.

Hull City: Harper, Rosenior (Proschwitz 70), Figueroa, Davies, McShane, Huddlestone, Livermore, Elmohamady, Boyd (Brady 76), Meyler (Koren 57), Sagbo

Subs not used: Jakupovic, Faye, Quinn, Gedo

Goals: Cuellar og 25′

Sunderland: Westwood (Mannone 43), Bardsley, Dossena, O’Shea, Cuellar, Cattermole, Colback, Larsson, Borini (Brown 46), Fletcher, Altidore (Johnson 46)

Subs not used: Gardner, Celustka, Giaccherini, Sung-Yueng

Red cards: Cattermole 45+2; Dossena 45+6

Manchester United said to be offering $12 million bonus to Zlatan Ibrahimovic

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - APRIL 12:  Zlatan Ibrahimovic of Paris Saint-Germain beats Eliaquim Mangala (20) and Joe Hart of Manchester City to score, but his goal is disallowed during the UEFA Champions League quarter final second leg match between Manchester City FC and Paris Saint-Germain at the Etihad Stadium on April 12, 2016 in Manchester, United Kingdom.  (Photo by Clive Brunskill/Getty Images)
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The Premier League sometimes seems to deal in funny money, and it might take just that to bring Zlatan Ibrahimovic across the English Channel.

The Swedish superstar, 34, is leaving Paris Saint-Germain this summer and is reportedly being targeted by several Premier League clubs.

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With his old pal Jose Mourinho expected to take over at Manchester United, there’s been a natural batch of gossip linking the pair. Goal.com has claims of extraordinary dollar signs for the trophy-collecting Ibrahimovic.

Goal’s French site claims that Ibrahimovic would get close to a $12 million signing bonus to go with a huge weekly salary of approximately $363,000. Add that up, and you’re talking more than $560,000 a week.

The report spreads rumors of a $400,000-per-week offer from Major League Soccer for Zlatan, and that acquisition would certainly quell the minor storm caused by China’s acquisition of many big names.

We’ve always thought Ibrahimovic was more an Arsenal-style player, but imagine Mourinho running the Swede with Anthony Martial and Marcus Rashford? Bonkers.

Ajax hires Peter Bosz as new coach to replace Frank de Boer

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - JULY 30:  Peter Bosz manager of Vitesse looks on ahead of the UEFA Europa League Third Qualifying Round 1st Leg match between Southampton and Vitesse at St Mary's Stadium on July 30, 2015 in Southampton, England.  (Photo by Jordan Mansfield/Getty Images)
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AMSTERDAM (AP) Ajax has signed Peter Bosz as its new coach, replacing Frank de Boer who announced earlier this month he was leaving the club after nearly six years in which he won four Dutch league titles.

Bosz, a former player and technical director at Ajax’s arch rival Feyenoord, is leaving Maccabi Tel Aviv to join the Amsterdam club on a three-year contract.

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In a statement late Tuesday, Bosz says it is an honor to join Ajax. He says, “I am very ambitious and so is Ajax.”

Ajax director Edwin van der Sar says that in Bosz, Ajax has hired a coach “who can make our talented squad even better.”

Ajax finished second behind PSV Eindhoven in the top flight Eredivisie season that has just ended.

WATCH: Neymar caught a bit offguard in first look at his wax figure

MADRID, SPAIN - MAY 22:  Neymar of FC Barcelona celebrates aftr scoring Barcelona's 2nd goal during the Copa del Rey Final between Barcelona and Sevilla at Vicente Calderon Stadium    on May 22, 2016 in Madrid, Spain.  (Photo by Denis Doyle/Getty Images)
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I remember the first time I saw the first of many life size wax replications of my body.

That is a sentence I am unlikely to ever utter, but Neymar is a different story.

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The 24-year-old Brazilian superstar was caught on camera witnessing his wax figure for the first time, and we can watch it thanks to FC Barcelona.

Look at this guy, looking at that guy. The most interesting part for me is his fascination with how well they did with his tattoos, which of course are easier to duplicate than, you know, a face:

Morris “completely respects” Klinsmann’s keeping him off USMNT roster

SEATTLE, WA - APRIL 20:  Seattle Sounders FC forward Jordan Morris speaks on stage during We Day at KeyArena on April 20, 2016 in Seattle, Washington.  (Photo by Mat Hayward/Getty Images for We Day)
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Seattle Sounders striker and USMNT star-in-waiting Jordan Morris struck a mature note when asked about his exclusion from Jurgen Klinsmann’s 23-man roster for this summer’s Copa America Centenario.

Some will have considered the youngster a lock for the roster, with Morris already boasting rarefied air as a college player to become something close to a national team regular while still in school.

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But Klinsmann opted for in-form San Jose striker Chris Wondolowski, and it has become old hat for MLS players to gripe when their name is not called by the German boss (See: Benny Feilhaber, Brad Evans and Landon Donovan).

Don’t count Morris in that group. Of course the youngster doesn’t have the tenure to rally against the man who gave him his shot in the first place, but that hasn’t stopped others from acting entitled to a roster spot.

From MLSSoccer.com:

“[Klinsmann] told me not take it too hard and that there was a lot of competition,” Morris said. “I completely respect his decision. There were a lot of good forwards playing and they’re all playing really well. I wish those guys all the best. It’s going to be a lot of fun to watch this summer.”

Morris can still end up on the roster through injury, and it’s easy to see him as the next name up should an attack-minded player take a knock. Stefan Frei told us last week that Morris is remarkably professional, and this is no exception.

The youngster did admit increased motivation from his omission, stating that “it gives you fuel to your fire to try and get back in the mix a little bit”. We have a feeling he won’t be out of that mix for long.