Robin van Persie celebrates his goal against Fulham, the second of Manchester United's three goals on the day.

Fulham 1-3 Manchester United: visitors wrap things up early, then cruise (video)

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Manchester United recorded their fourth straight win at Craven Cottage on Saturday, taking a 3-0 lead over Fulham before thirty minutes were up. Although Fulham got back into the game in the second half, they were only able to find one goal. The win lifts the Red Devils to seventh place, while Fulham remain just two points above the relegation zone.

The first half could hardly have gone better for the visitors. Fulham were utterly dismantled by the 22nd minute, and by the half, looked like they simply wanted some quiet time in a dark room. It all started with a goal from Antonio Valencia in the 9th minute. Robin van Persie sent the ball up for Wayne Rooney, who had all the time in the world to wait, twiddling his thumbs, for his teammates to arrive. Rooney then selected Valencia as his target, and the Ecuadorian wasted no time slotting in the first goal.

It took barely ten minutes for the next United goal to come. Adnan Januzaj did well to win the ball in midfield, even if he may have clipped some heels while doing so. The youngster took the ball up through the middle before putting it out wide for van Persie, who was clear on goal and had no trouble tapping it home.

Next it was Rooney’s turn. Once again the ball came up from the back, completely splitting apart the Fulham defense. Van Persie was loitering on the right, with all the time and space in the world to choose his next move. He slid the ball over to Rooney, and once again, only a touch was needed to get the ball in the back of the net.

The second half began with three substitutions for the visitors. No, it wasn’t a strategic move by David Moyes, thinking ahead to the midweek Champions League match against Real Sociedad. Rafael, Jonny Evans and Tom Cleverley all picked up injuries during the first 45, and were replaced by Chris Smalling, Shinji Kagawa and Marouane Fellaini. The action diminished a bit after that.

The defensive shuffling did enable Fulham to take a chance and grab a goal. Martin Jol’s own switch, Alexander Kacaniklic on for Ashkan Dejagah, paid off after not even five minutes had passed. The Swede put in his shot and Rooney, apparently believing it was his duty to be all things to all people in this match, attempted to block the strike. Instead his leg caused the ball to take a big deflection, with David De Gea unable to get anywhere near it.

Fulham might not have been able to get even a point from this match, but Jol should at least have his spirits lifted by their second half display. But with Liverpool coming up next, it’s unlikely those spirits will stay high.

Fulham: Stekelenburg; Riether, Senderos, Amorebieta, Richardson; Dejagah (Kacaniklic 61), Sidwell, Parker (Bent 83), Kasami; Ruiz (Taarabt 74); Berbatov

Subs not used: Stockdale, Hughes, Karagounis, Boateng, Bent

Goals: Kacaniklic 65′

Manchester United: De Gea; Rafael (Smalling 46), Vidic, Evans (Fellaini), Evra; Valencia, Jones, Cleverley (Kagawa 46), Januzaj; Rooney, Van Persie

Subs not used: Lindegaard, Nani, Young, Hernandez

Goals: Valencia 9; van Persie 20; Rooney 22

VIDEO: T&T women’s team gives away one of the most bizarre PKs

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Play until you hear the referee’s whistle. In theory, so simple. In practice, it only takes a single second of concentration lapse to become an internet sensation for all the wrong reasons.

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Such is life for Karyn Forbes, member of the Trinidad and Tobago women’s national soccer team. In the above video, you’ll observe Forbes, a 24-year-old midfielder, giving away perhaps the most bizarre penalty kick you’ll ever see. You’ll have to watch for yourself to believe it.

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Unfortunately for Forbes, though the whole of the ball might have crossed the whole of the end line, the referee did not blow her whistle… not until Forbes picked the ball up with her hands and carried it to her goalkeeper.

Bundesliga to go ahead with video replay tests over two years

FILE - In this Saturday, Dec. 8, 2012, file photo, a Hawk-Eye camera is set up at Toyota stadium in Toyota. For the first time at a World Cup, technology will be used to determine whether a ball crosses the goal line during matches at the upcoming tournament in Brazil. With vanishing spray also being used to prevent encroachment by defenders making up a wall during free kicks, officials at the highest level of the world’s most popular sport are finally getting some assistance. (AP Photo/Shuji Kajiyama)
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BERLIN (AP) The German Football League (DFL) has given the go-ahead for the possible testing of video replays in the Bundesliga over a two-year pilot phase.

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The DFL says it will be lodging an application with FIFA to take part if the pilot phase is approved by the International Football Association Board at its next annual general meeting on March 5.

The DFL says video replays could be used by a “team of impartial match officials for the purpose of avoiding any evidently incorrect decisions” and that the pilot phase would be preceded by “intensive preparations.”

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These would include the settlement of costs among FIFA, the IFAB, the DFL and German football federation, as well as training for the candidates.

West Ham extend Payet’s contract in “enormous show of faith”

West Ham’s Dimitri Payet celebrates after scoring while soap bubbles are blown during the English Premier League soccer match between West Ham and Newcastle at Boleyn Ground in London, Monday, Sept. 14, 2015.(AP Photo/Frank Augstein)
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West Ham United hope Dimitri Payet is going absolutely nowhere after the club announced on Thursday the 28-year-old Frenchman has signed a contract extension through the summer of 2021.

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Payet’s current contract was scheduled to keep him at the Premier League club through the summer of 2020, but a series of standout performances (6 goals, 4 assists so far this season, mostly during the season’s opening three months) and rumors of interest from “bigger” clubs meant tacking on another year — and plenty more cash — was the best way to keep Payet in east London for the foreseeable future. The club confirmed earlier this week that negotiations over an extension were underway.

“He’s the best player I’ve signed in 25 years,” said West Ham co-owner David Sullivan. “He’s a [$43 million] player. He’s a supreme footballer. He makes every player in our side play better. On his day, he’s world class, he’s unstoppable.”

Payet, who’s been at West Ham just eight months after signing last summer, could still depart in the summer should he finish the current season strong and/or show up and show out at the European Championship, which kicks off in June. In that event, West Ham would now bag a much heftier transfer fee than they would have done prior to the extension.

VIDEO: Dele Alli’s magnificent juggling goal recreated in hand-drawn crayon

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Remember that Dele Alli goal? No, not that one… that one. Of course you remember it. How could you not?

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How often does a player receive the ball out of the air, flick it over his head, spin 180 degrees and hit an inch-perfect volley from 20 yards out to secure all three points for his team? The answer is, of course, not very often.

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Thus, a goal such as Alli’s stunning winner against Crystal Palace last month has been, and will continue to be, immortalized through numerous recreations in this Digital Age. Above is Alli’s goal recreated in hand-drawn crayon.