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Field is set: Uruguay finishes off Jordan, claims final spot in 2014 FIFA World Cup

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The whistles at the Centenario demanded more, but their team’s battle was won before kickoff in Montevideo. After last week’s 5-0 win in Amman, Uruguay had done enough to finish off Jordan. La Celeste were going to the 2014 World Cup. With the only question being ‘by what margin,’ there was no need to pile on.

At least, that’s the attitude Oscar Tabarez’s team was projecting, balancing respect for their opponent’s time with the urgency of an old calico absorbing midday sun. Given the sellout crowd’s urging, it was difficult to maintain that restraint. And at times, as the team got caught up in the moment and started taking on their defenders in search of a stats-padding score, their greed got the best of them.

So it was that the 2010 World Cup semifinalists dominated possession and shots but rarely elected to threaten Mohammed Shatnawi’s goal, instead holding steady in a setup that prevented the visiting Jordanians from testing Martín Silva until past the hour mark. After 30 more minutes, a frustrated  crowd had to content themselves with their team having accomplished the ultimate goal. Uruguay’s 0-0 draw put the two-time winners into the 2014 World Cup, held by Jordan to a 0-0 draw.

That the final margin was still so decisive speaks to the extent the South American champions dominated last week’s opening leg. Goals by Maxi Pereira, Cristian Stuani, Nicolas Lodeiro, Christian Rodríguez and Edinson Cavani saw the Uruguayans eliminate all doubt before leaving Amman International Stadium, star attacker Luis Suárez’s contributions not needed for a team that finished fifth in CONMEBOL qualifying. Like the Mexican national team again New Zealand, they had made a mockery of the intercontinental playoffs. And like El Tri, they were left trying to restrain themselves over a final, senseless 90 minutes.

Starting the same team tonight, fans saw vastly different results, yet the two-time World Cup champions still booked their second consecutive place in the finals, becoming the last team to clinch a spot in Brazil 2014. Their number six world ranking also allows them to join Argentina, Belgium, Brazil, Colombia, Germany, Spain, and Switzerland as seeded teams in Dec. 6’s group stage draw.

The extent to which they live up to that seeding depends on which team shows up. Like the divide between these two playoff legs, Uruguay has been two vastly different teams over the last four years. The team that claimed 2010’s semifinal appearance and 2011’s Copa America championship struggled to make it through CONMEBOL’s qualifying gauntlet, La Celeste eventually receding into the playoff spot. Once there, they were always heavy favorites to make it to Brazil, but their need to play with Jordan for 180 minutes spoke to their struggles post-Copa.

If Tabarez can rekindle 2011’s form, Uruguay can be a major threat. More likely, he’ll have to apply the lessons learned from a humbling qualifying campaign. Given what we saw in 2010, it’s not too much to expect him to find another way to make a country of 3.4 million play like one of the world’s giants.

Ronaldo shows no sign of injury while hanging with Conor McGregor

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Cristiano Ronaldo may not be ready for the UEFA Super Cup, but he’s no longer limping around.

To explore the Real Madrid superstar’s Instagram is to see Ronaldo, sometimes clothed, hanging out with celebrities.

In the last couple weeks we’ve seen him with Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez, and now his “bro” Conor McGregor.

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Wait, what?

Yeah, Ronaldo is friends with the MMA star, and showed no ill form (and no brace of any kind) in several posed photos with McGregor.

Although admittedly, McGregor’s IG game is a bit better: The Irish fighter posted a photo of himself sunning in his briefs with the caption, “I’m gonna get him on the Forbes list by next year. But I’m gonna get him on the tan by next week.”

Good luck with both, bro.

Great to see you bro!!💪🏽🔝

A photo posted by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on Jul 24, 2016 at 3:48pm PD

Bruce pens letter to Hull fans: “Desperately wanted to make it work”

YORK, ENGLAND - JULY 23: Steve Bruce manager of  Hull City ahead of the pre-season friendly match between York City and Hull City at Bootham Cresent on July 23, 2014  in York, England. (Photo by Nigel Roddis/Getty Images)
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Many Hull City fans didn’t want Steve Bruce to leave the club, and this open letter shows why.

After leaving the club by “mutual consent” on Friday — it was first widely reported that he quit — fans protested at Hull’s game on Monday.

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Bruce may’ve had his problems with Hull’s ownership, but he certainly got his supporters’ feelings right down to the core.

From the Hull Daily Mail:

My biggest regret is having to walk away but it was a decision I had to make for the sake of the club. The last 12 months have been very tough and it felt like the right step for the club to move forward in a different direction and with someone else in charge.

I desperately wanted to make it work this summer and be a Premier League manager again but, sadly, it wasn’t to be. Nevertheless, I’ve left Hull City with some fantastic memories that I’ll always cherish, including just eight weeks ago in the Championship play-off final at Wembley.

Class from the longtime boss, and we imagine he’ll have a job very soon if he wants it.

Report: Everton to activate release clause of Stoke’s Arnautovic

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 28: Marko Arnautovic (1st L) of Stoke City competes for the ball against Seamus Coleman (2nd L) and Gareth Barry (1st Rof Everton during the Barclays Premier League match between Everton and Stoke City at Goodison Park on December 28, 2015 in Liverpool, England.  (Photo by Dave Thompson/Getty Images)
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Everton is going to activate Marko Arnautovic‘s $16 million release clause to bring the Stoke City striker to Goodison Park, according to a report out of Austria.

Stoke had been trying to sign Arnautovic to a contract extension, but the player was reportedly prepared to play out the final year of his deal.

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The huge 27-year-old Austrian has been with Stoke since 2013, and broke through with 11 Premier League goals last season.

Arnautovic would give Everton support behind Romelu Lukaku, and insurance in case the Toffees do wind up selling their Belgian striker. Everton also has Arouna Kone as a potential target forward, but Oumar Niasse is expecting to leave after less than a year at Goodison Park.

Chelsea wins the League… of Hate; Bournemouth, Leicester not hated

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 27:  Diego Costa of Chelsea celebrates his team's second goal during the Barclays Premier League match between Southampton and Chelsea at St Mary's Stadium on February 27, 2016 in Southampton, England.  (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)
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A family of English newspapers conducted its annual survey of which teams are the most hated in the Premier League, and there’s a new champion.

Manchester United has dropped to second in the table to Chelsea in what the Manchester Evening News called the “League of Hate”.

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According to the MEN, 10,000 fans were quizzed on their love and hate:

A national survey asked fans of each top flight club which sides they hate, and which they love, and the west London club came out as the most disliked club overall.

United, who won the dubious accolade last year, have been revealed to be the next most reviled side.

It’s no surprise that the league’s more successful sides sit atop the table while newer PL clubs like Bournemouth and Burnley are not reviled. That said, Leicester’s dream story has them 19th. How much more success do they need to have before shooting up the hate table?

Here’s the Top Five, and all results:

1) Chelsea
2) Manchester United
3) Liverpool
4) Manchester City
5) Arsenal