5-0 Stunner! Manchester United gallops impressively past Bayer Leverkusen, into Champions League knockout stage

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A sluggish start to the David Moyes era at Manchester United keeps gaining speed. Another mighty puff of steam was acquired Wednesday as the fabled English club qualified in highest possible style for Champions League knockout stages, with a full match to spare.

United are now unbeaten in 11 consecutive contests across all competitions. Despite last weekend’s meek draw with Cardiff, Moyes’ men have crept to within sniffing distance of the Premier League’s top spot – and now they can focus on closing the gap, Champions League advancement secured thanks to a dominant 5-0 win Wednesday over a humbled Bayer Leverkusen.

Wayne Rooney assisted on Antonio Valencia’s early goal and then provided the stinging free kick that turned into an own goal and a 2-0 lead after just 30 minutes at the BayArena. Jonny Evans, Chris Smalling and Nani provided United’s second half goals in what must surely be the most impressive win yet under Moyes.

It was United’s biggest winning margin yet in a Champions League road contest.

Claiming victory on the road in Champions League is always an achievement. Winning by a five-spot at Bayer Leverkusen is worth an extra pat on the back; Sami Hyypia’s club, currently second in Bundesliga matters, had won its previous eight home matches in Champions League.

Manchester United meanwhile, with Spurs, Everton and Newcastle all ahead in league play before a Dec. 10 Champions League group stage closer against Shakhtar Donetsk, can surely use the relief. Wednesday’s display was as sharp as the score indicates, especially impressive considering Moyes’ team played without Marouane Fellaini (suspended) and Robin van Persie and Michael Carrick (both injured).

The subplot here was Ryan Giggs, who was starting in the world’s top club competition two days before his 40th birthday, a remarkable feat for any high-level athlete, much less one still performing at top-rev for one of the globe’s glamour clubs.

Shinji Kagawa took full advantage of his turn in Moyes’ starting 11, beginning his team’s first strike with a gritty win in midfield. From there it went to birthday boy Giggs and then to Rooney, whose ball across from the left was probably tougher than he made it look. Either way, Valencia was running hard to the far post to give his club a lead after 22 mins.

Kakawa provided so much of the push out of the midfield and the quality linking for the visitors Wednesday. And that link-up play with Rooney allowed the England international to do his thing, too.

Eight minutes later, Rooney was again the provider, this time whipping in a free kick from the left. His curler rocketing toward the far post with a menace, Bayer’s Emir Spahić did his best, but rose only high enough to help Rooney’s ball find the top corner for a 2-0 lead.

Despite the showpiece win, Manchester United could not officially claim the group’s top spot; Shakhtar Donetsk’s win over Real Sociedad means the group title remains in dispute, although United needs just a draw at home on Dec. 10 to finish in first. By claiming first in Group A, the Red Devils can help themselves avoid current champion Bayern Munich, Paris Saint-Germain and those bedeviling sides from Spain, Barcelona and Real Madrid, in the next round.

Barcelona’s Twitter hacked to claim Di Maria signing

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FC Barcelona had eyeballs popping across the Twitterverse for a solid 90 seconds there.

La Liga’s giants Tweeted out a welcome to Angel Di Maria, the current PSG and former Real Madrid star, with the hashtag #DiMariaFCB.

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It was an odd Tweet for 4 a.m. local time, as humourously pointed out by our Andy Edwards, and the hackers were quick to claim credit before any Tweets could be deleted.

So if someone tells you Angel Di Maria is the latest member of Barcelona, be sure to stop the spread of fake news.

On a day where Barca’s reportedly ready to up their bid for Liverpool’s Philippe Coutinho, something tells us someone at the Camp Nou is turning over their keys to the club’s social media.

Rescheduled Yankees game moves NYCFC-Houston to Connecticut

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A rescheduled New York Yankees game is moving New York City FC to Connecticut.

Relax, it’s only for a day.

NYCFC will entertain the Houston Dynamo at Rentschler Field at 3 p.m. on Sept. 23 instead of their regular home of Yankee Stadium.

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The club will offer tickets to another match to current ticket holders, and will also discount tickets to the game in East Hartford for fans who hold tickets to the Yankee Stadium game and want to travel for the Dynamo match (More info here, if you are in either of those camps).

This is the third of three scheduled seasons NYCFC will play at Yankee Stadium, and it doesn’t look like it’ll find a new home any time soon.

Given the everyday nature of Major League Baseball, it’s surprising there have not been more conflicts for NYCFC. We just remain hopeful for the day we can watch NYC’s star-studded roster play on a bigger home field.

“Injustice.” “Incomprehensible.” Ronaldo again protests suspension

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The five-game suspension Cristiano Ronaldo received for making contact with an official is not sitting well with the forward.

Better put: it’s still not sitting well.

Six days ago, Ronaldo took to Instagram to say he was being persecuted after his red card in the Spanish Super Cup.

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Tuesday afternoon, he kept up the strong words by saying the suspension is “incomprehensible” and “an injustice.”

Roughly translated, Ronaldo posted, “One more incomprehensible decision. From injustice to injustive, they will never overcome me. And as always I will come back stronger. Thank you to all who have supported me.”

We’ll say this: He’s a really good soccer player.

Barca to offer Liverpool $176m for Coutinho

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Barcelona is insane.

Desperate following a rough two-legged loss to Real Madrid in the Spanish Super Cup, the Blaugranas are reportedly ready to offer $176 million to Liverpool for Philippe Coutinho.

Read it again: $176 million for Philippe Coutinho. It’s about $126 million with $12 million more when Barca clinches a UCL spot over the next four seasons (which they have done every year since finishing sixth in 2002-03).

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Even in this transfer market, that’s nuts. Crazy to offer, and maybe even crazier not to accept.

That’s pretty much two-thirds of the Neymar money. Two-thirds (I keep repeating myself with this story)

It’s even a convenient out for Jurgen Klopp, who’s said Liverpool is not a selling club. Here, he can say with a straight face that the club can improve with this money by selling a player who has — and I recognize it’s not all about goals and assists — one double-digit goal season in his career and a career single-season high of seven PL assists (done thrice).

Almost anyone who’s had the audacity to say the Reds should accept the bid has often been shot down by the Anfield faithful online. “It’ll ruin our season” and “How do we replace him this late?” are the common cries.

To the first question: No, it won’t. To the second: Easy?

It’s not like-for-like, but nearly every player in the world is available for $176 million. It’s not like-for-like, but here’s a short list: Antoine Griezmann, Gareth Bale, Paulo Dybala, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Marco Reus… Shoot! Klopp could sign 2-3 of his favorite BVB alums.

With this fee, Coutinho would become the second-highest transfer fee of all-time, behind only Neymar. There are makeweights Barcelona could offer that would make the deal even more intriguing to the Reds: Arda Turan, Andre Gomes, Denis Suarez.

Look at it from a neutral’s eyes — which I know is hard from the number of times I’ve read @ Tweets that say, “The only people who would like this deal are fans of Chelsea or United!” — at some point, it becomes unreasonable to not take advantage of Barcelona’s desperation. Maybe Coutinho is worth the “fit” for Barca, but rejecting this fee is more illogical than the offer itself.

At the risk of inflaming every more Liverpool supporters, Ross Barkley is probably going to cost someone $35 million and he’s a year and a half younger (Coutinho is a superior player right now, but we’re talking about the market here).

And, lastly, at some point you’re telling your entire team room that you’re willing to turn down near record money — it would be the highest non-buyout clause transfer ever — to keep a player from his dream club.

Take the money. Use it. Move on.