Clint Dempsey to Fulham: A fake FAQ with real answers about the U.S. captain’s loan


Let’s pretend you didn’t know Clint Dempsey was going back to Fulham. Or maybe you’re a Premier League fan that doesn’t follow Major League Soccer, an MLS fan that can’t be bothered with England, or a United States Men’s National Team diehard that just wants to know what “Deuce” has gotten himself into. You may even be the one person who still loves a good FAQ.

Regardless, we’re here to help. With the U.S. captain returning to Fulham, this is as good a time as any to take inventory of what it means, what to expect, and what each party gets out of the deal. How does this benefit Dempsey? Fulham? Seattle, the U.S., and Major League Soccer? There are so many parties to this one, it’s hard to keep track of who has skin in the game.

In what’s likely a futile attempt to address all the issues in one place, here’s a list of real answers to imaginary questions. We start with the basics:

Who this Clint Dempsey you speak of?

Get out.

Well, I know who Clint Dempsey is. But I’m trying to make a point. Why should I care about this loan?

Nobody’s asking this, but you don’t have to go far to find somebody in Electron Land who referencing Dempsey’s struggles with Seattle the throw shade on the importance of this move. To that, we retort:

  • This is the captain of a confederation champion, a team that will be at World Cup 2014. Did we have to point this out? And if we were writing for a Japanese audience, you’d be certain we giving Keisuke Honda’s move to Milan more attention. (Seriously: I should have written something more on that.)
  • That team happens to be the U.S.A. People tend to pay attention. Especially around these parts.
  • Over Dempsey’s final three years Premier League season, he averaged 12 goals per campaign. And it’s not like this guy’s a No. 9. That’s 12 goals from what’s essentially a supporting striker/attacking midfielder. That’s a goal every 234 minutes or 14.6 during a full 38-game season. So yeah, he was kind a good at goals, and stuff.
  • This is a Cottagers legend returning home. Nobody’s scored more Premier League goals for Fulham. The especially bitter Fulham faithful may remember him forcing a move to Tottenham. Most are relishing the chance to get some goals back, because …
  • Fulham needs help. The Cottagers are in 19th. They’ve scored 17 goals in as many games, and their best attacker (Dimitar Berbatov) is a daily feature in rumor roundups in three countries.


How many games should we expect to him play?

Fulham’s announcement doesn’t specify an exact date Dempsey will return to Seattle, but let’s take them at their word and assume Feb. 24 will be his last day in West London. That makes him eligible for a whopping 11 games, starting with Fulham’s visit to Norwich on Thursday:

  • Dec. 26, at Norwich City*
  • Dec. 28, at Hull City*
  • Jan. 1, vs. West Ham
  • Jan. 4, at Norwich City (FA Cup)
  • Jan. 18, at Arsenal
  • Jan. 28, at Swansea City
  • Feb. 1, vs. Southampton
  • Feb. 9, at Manchester United
  • Feb. 12, vs. Liverpool
  • Feb. 22, at West Bromwich Albion

There are also FA Cup dates on Jan. 25 and Feb. 15. Maxed out, Dempsey could play 13 games for Fulham, though that means making an appearance at Carrow Road on Boxing Day.

* – It’s unlikely Dempsey will be registered to play these two games, with the transfer window officially opening on Jan. 1. The video below (spoiler) is iffy on it, with the interviewer hinting it’s a possibility while Dempsey only discussion traveling to the games. As one commenter astutely pointed out, however, one English outlet (the BBC) is reporting he will be ineligible until 2014, so asterisks for all!

Assuming he’ll play, where here will he play?

Interesting assumption. Where you trying to slip that past me, Imaginary Question Asker? Regardless, let’s put that aside for a second and revisit how Dempsey was being used when he left Craven Cottage.

Over his last two years at Fulham, Dempsey went from an almost exclusively wide role to somebody who began seeing more time through the middle, especially later in games. He’d start on the left, play wide until Mark Hughes or Martin Jol started making changes, then move in. Once it became clear Andy Johnson was out of gas, Pavel Pogrebnyak or Bobby Zamora weren’t going to get goals, or the Cottagers just needed Dempsey’s presence in the middle of the park, “Deuce” became as much as a focal point out coming of the back as an opportunist in the final third.

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If Dimitar Berbatov stays at Fulham, Dempsey’s natural place would be one of the Cottager’s other two attacking roles. If the Bulgarian moves in the January window, however, Dempsey could find himself as an option through the middle. (Photo: Getty Images)

But with Martin Jol gone, it’s unclear how Fulham will play, let alone how they’ll use Dempsey. Over their last three games, Fulham’s use one forward and two wide attackers on top of a three-man midfield, and while Dempsey would be best-suited for one of the wide roles, René Meulensteen’s selections hint he could play through the middle. With Darren Bent still getting limited time while Dimitar Berbatov’s hurt, Dempsey could occupy the lead attacker’s role Adel Taarabt played this weekend, with small army of players (Kieran Richardson, Ashkan Dejagah, Alexander Kacaniklic, Pajtim Kasami, Bryan Ruiz, and Taarabt) as flanking options.

But we’re getting a little ahead of ourselves. First, Dempsey has to show up and work his way into the team, something that may require him getting back into playing shape. Fulham may be struggling for points, but they’re not short of options in Dempsey’s spots. Although his history at Craven Cottage hints Dempsey will likely get playing time, that history may prove irrelevant with a new squad playing under a new coach.

What should we expect, production-wise?

This should really be the last question, right? Screw it. I’m skipping to it. Fulham fans are hoping for the player who scored 29 goals in 74 games over his final two seasons in West London. Others will remember Dempsey scoring a more modest seven times in 29 games for Spurs, while true pessimists are looking at one goal in 12 games for Seattle and projecting a face plant for Deuce’s Premier League return.

For a number of reasons, we can throw the Seattle numbers out the window. Dempsey was never truly healthy, he was playing a role that doesn’t exist at Fulham (tip of a midfield diamond), and the Sounders were in chaos.

A better “guestimate” would look at last Fulham seasons as the best case scenario, note it was two years ago, and see his Tottenham days as a slight return to earth. But that even return to earth (a goal every 285 league minutes) wasn’t such as big drop off from his Fulham heights (a goal every 221 minutes during his final two seasons).

If Dempsey plays 10 games, averaging 75 minutes per, and performs to his capabilities, we’re looking at around three goals. At least, that’s the kind of output his final three Premier League seasons suggest.

So what does this all mean for Dempsey …

Remember: The goal here is to stay sharp, getting some playing time at a top level in during a World Cup year. In that respect, the numbers don’t matter. Whether he scores eight goals or none, the point is to build toward Brazil.

If he gets regular playing time, that’s practically mission accomplished. While keeping his spot means he’ll probably have to produce, the merits of those numbers are for René Meulensteen to decide. The most important number when gauging this loan’s success will be minutes played.

… the U.S. National Team,

Given Jurgen Klinsmann wants his MLS players to stay active, this looks like plus for the national team. But there’s another way to look at it. Fulham’s loan spell gives Dempsey, a 30-year-old not lacking in professional experience, two months worth of injury exposure.

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U.S. Men’s National Team head coach Jurgen Klinsmann has encouraged his MLS-based players to go out on winter loans, with Dempsey having negotiated a clause in Seattle contract that allowed this winter’s move.. (Photo: Getty Images)

Is that worth it for a player unlikely to improve during the loan? Let’s hold on to that thought.

You always have to balance training against risk, but MLS would give Dempsey three months of competition before the national team assembled for Brazil. Add in the January national team camp and preseason training in February, and Dempsey wasn’t looking at much of an offseason to begin with. This whole idea that players have to go to Europe to stay fresh during the winter break should really get more scrutiny.

Now, back to that thought. Dempsey’s situation is slightly unique. He needs to get his groove back, and for a player that went through a rough return to MLS, West London is Jamaica. And Fulham may be Taye Diggs.

Dempsey doesn’t just need to stay in shape. He’s a key to U.S. success in Brazil. He needs to recapture his form, and in that sense, given what he did in 2009-10 and 2010-11, there was no better offseason destination than Craven Cottage.

… Fulham,

This is a low-risk chance for a team to get the club’s most productive Premier League back for two months (insert non-existent “no duh” emoji here). Worst case scenario: He takes playing time from somebody contributing to the team’s 19th place standing. Best case scenario: He goes on another tear, scored five or six times, and helps his former club snare points that could save them from the second division.

… Major League Soccer,

Nothing. At least, it’s unclear this means anything good or bad for MLS. Some will see this as a talent  wanting to test himself against competition the league can’t provide. Others will see it as MLS having players the rest of the world still covets. More likely: This is a very specific situation for a somewhat unique player, rendering any broad conclusions meaningless.

… and the Seattle Sounders?

Nothing good, but they knew what they were getting into. They won’t see their most important attacking player until late February. When he returns, he’ll be plopped into a role he didn’t play at Fulham – the most important position in Seattle’s attack (assuming Sigi Schmid stays with a diamond midfield). In a role he struggled with last season, Dempsey will out of practice and unfamiliar with a number of new players around him.

Then, Seattle will lose him again for chunk of the middle of the season. When he returns from Brazil, Dempsey will have played soccer in 21 of the previous 24 months, with the three-month MLS homestretch coming into view. And given the U.S. National Team doesn’t use the same setup as the Sounders, Dempsey will again have to re-adjust to his place behind Seattle’s strikers (assuming he doesn’t master the role between March and May).

That sounds bad, and it’s even worse when you consider how much Seattle’s paying Dempsey this year. Still, MLS’s is a long season. Assuming they can make the playoffs, the Sounders only need to get things together November. Dempsey’s absence (along with Brad Evans’) met force them to focus on that goal.

As their run to first in the West last season showed, a slow start need undermine the campaign. And as their October collapse affirmed, it’s more important to be playing well at the end of the season than in the middle.

Do you have a video of Clint talking about the move? Maybe one where they make him say something awkward and Texas-y at the end?

Kinda. This is via Fulham’s YouTube account:

La Liga roundup: Barcelona win big in another dominant performance

<> at Camp Nou on November 28, 2015 in Barcelona, Spain.
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Catch up on all of Saturday’s La Liga action, as the trio of Messi-Suarez-Neymar continues to terrorize defenses.

Barcelona 4-0 Real Sociedad

In case you haven’t heard, Barcelona is scary good. Coming off of brilliant 4-0 and 6-1 wins over Real Madrid and Roma respectively, the Catalans trounced Real Sociedad at Camp Nou. It was the usual suspects once again, as Lionel Messi, Luis Suarez, and Neymar (x2) scored the goals in another masterful performance. The M-S-N trio has accounted for 30 of Barcelona’s 33 goals in La Liga this season.

Atletico Madrid 1-0 Espanyol

While the boys from Barcelona may be getting all the headlines, Antoine Griezmann has been having a great season for Atletico Madrid. The French international scored the game-winner in Atletico’s 1-0 win over Espanyol, his tenth in all competitions this season. The good news is that Atleti sit second on the table with a five-point lead over Real Madrid in third, while the bad news is that midfielder Tiago broke his leg in the match.

[ WATCH: Everton, Bournemouth trade late goals in stoppage-time thriller ]

Malaga 2-2 Granada

In a battle of teams fighting for La Liga survival, Granada came from behind to steal a draw at Malaga. The home-side was leading 2-0 until Granada tallied twice in the final ten minutes to take a huge point for the club. Malaga remains glued to the bottom of the table, while Granada is currently out of the drop zone on goal differential.

Elsewhere in La Liga

Levante 0-1 Real Betis
Las Palmas 0-2 Deportivo
Celta Vigo 2-1 Sporting Gijon
Getafe vs. Villarreal (Sunday, 6 a.m. ET)
Eibar vs. Real Madrid (Sunday, 10 a.m. ET)
Rayo vs. Athletic Bilbao (Sunday, 12:15 p.m. ET)
Sevilla vs. Valencia (Sunday, 2:30 p.m. ET)

PL Sunday Preview: Spurs host Chelsea; Liverpool take on Swansea

LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 01:  Diego Costa of Chelsea pulls on the shirt of Harry Kane of Spurs during the Capital One Cup Final match between Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur at Wembley Stadium on March 1, 2015 in London, England.  (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)
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Week 14 of the Premier League wraps up on Sunday, as four more matches take place across England.

[ MORE: PL Saturday roundup ]

Saturday’s action saw 25 goals from six games, so we should be in for a good day of football.

Tottenham Hotspur vs. Chelsea 7 a.m. ET on USA and online via Live Extra

Unbeaten in 12 league matches, Tottenham will look to extend that streak to 13 in a London derby against Chelsea. Last season’s fixture between these two sides at White Hart Lane was arguably the match of the season, as Spurs stunned Chelsea in a wild 5-3 win. Harry Kane bagged a brace in that match, and with his current form, he’s likely to tally again on Sunday. Kane has scored in six straight matches for Tottenham, grabbing nine goals over that span. While Spurs have been one of the hottest teams in the league, Chelsea have won two straight and this match could be a turning point in their season.

West Ham vs. West Brom  — 9:05 a.m. ET on USA and online via Live Extra

After a strong start to the season, West Ham have gotten just one point from their last three matches. The Hammers have struggled Dimitri Payet out injured, and now face a West Brom side that is very stout defensively. For West Brom, the Baggies are looking to build on a big win over Arsenal last weekend, as Tony Pulis has his side quietly creeping up the table.

[ RELATED: Should struggling Newcastle sack Steve McClaren? ]

Liverpool vs. Swansea City11:15 a.m. ET on NBCSN and online via Live Extra

A big match up at Anfield, as a struggling Swansea City side are in desperate need of a result against Liverpool. The Swans have just one win in their last ten matches in all competitions, and have fallen down to 14th on the table. Garry Monk‘s future at the club have come into question, but a result at Anfield would change that tune quickly. For the Reds, a dominant 4-1 win over Manchester City should have given Jurgen Klopp‘s side a huge confidence boost, as the German boss has lost just one of his nine matches in charge.

Norwich City vs. Arsenal11:15 a.m. ET online via Live Extra

A win would put Arsenal back in the top-three, as the Gunners travel to Carrow Road for a match against Norwich City. Arsene Wenger‘s men dropped their last Premier League match at West Brom, but rebounded nicely with a midweek win over Dinamo Zagreb in the Champions League. For Norwich, the Canaries have been struggling and sit just two points above the drop. They’ll look to squeak out a point against Arsenal, who haven’t won in the league since Halloween.

Bundesliga wrap: Bayern win, USMNT’s Johnson leads Gladbach

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Catch up on all of Saturday’s action from Germany, as Bayern Munich continue to dominate the Bundesliga.

Bayern Munich 2-0 Hertha Berlin

Another day in the Bundesliga, another win for Bayern Munich. Goals from Thomas Mueller and Kingsley Coman gave Bayern an 11-point gap at the top of the table, as the Bavarians are yet to lose through 14 matches. Even more impressive, Pep Guardiola’s men have a ridiculous goal differential of +37.

Hoffenheim 3-3 Borussia Monchengladbach

United States international Fabian Johnson scored twice for Gladbach to help his side come back for a 3-3 draw against Hoffenheim. Johnson opened the scoring in the 5th minute and added the game’s final goal in the 87th to help extend Gladbach’s unbeaten run to nine matches.

Werder Bremen 1-3 Hamburg

Werder Bremen’s struggles continue, as the club dropped a league-high ninth match this season. In the 103rd Northern derby, Hamburg jumped out to a two-goal lead before the break and added a third in the second half to ease to a 3-1 win.

[ RELATED: Premier League Saturday roundup — Man City go top ]

Elsewhere in the Bundesliga

Darmstadt 0-0 Koln — Scoreless draw at the Bollenfalltor Stadion
Hannover 4-0 Ingolstadt — Clinical Hannover cruise at home
Mainz 2-1 Eintracht Frankfurt —
Eintracht drop third straight
Borussia Dortmund vs. Stuttgart —
Sunday, 9:30 a.m. ET
Bayer Leverkusen vs. Schalke —
Sunday, 11:30 a.m. ET
Augsburg vs. Wolfsburg —
Sunday, 11:30 a.m. ET


Team GP W D L GF GA GD Home Away PTS
Bayern Munich 14 13 1 0 42 5 37 8-0-0 5-1-0 40
Borussia Dortmund 13 9 2 2 36 18 18 5-1-0 4-1-2 29
VfL Wolfsburg 13 7 3 3 23 15 8 6-1-0 1-2-3 24
Mönchengladbach 14 7 2 5 28 22 6 4-1-2 3-1-3 23
Hertha BSC Berlin 14 7 2 5 18 17 1 4-1-1 3-1-4 23
Hamburger SV 14 6 3 5 17 18 -1 2-2-2 4-1-3 21
FSV Mainz 05 14 6 2 6 20 20 0 4-0-4 2-2-2 20
Bayer Leverkusen 13 6 2 5 17 17 0 3-1-2 3-1-3 20
FC Schalke 04 13 6 2 5 17 19 -2 3-2-2 3-0-3 20
1. FC Köln 14 5 5 4 15 18 -3 2-4-1 3-1-3 20
FC Ingolstadt 04 14 5 4 5 10 14 -4 2-1-3 3-3-2 19
Darmstadt 14 3 6 5 14 19 -5 1-4-3 2-2-2 15
Eintracht Frankfurt 14 3 5 6 18 22 -4 1-3-2 2-2-4 14
Hannover 96 14 4 2 8 17 24 -7 2-0-5 2-2-3 14
Werder Bremen 14 4 1 9 14 28 -14 1-0-6 3-1-3 13
VfB Stuttgart 13 3 1 9 17 31 -14 2-0-5 1-1-4 10
FC Augsburg 13 2 3 8 17 25 -8 1-1-5 1-2-3 9
1899 Hoffenheim 14 1 6 7 15 23 -8 0-4-3 1-2-4 9

VIDEO: Humble Jamie Vardy speaks on scoring in 11-straight games

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Jamie Vardy made Premier League history today, scoring in his 11th-straight match in Leicester City’s 1-1 draw with Manchester United.

Despite breaking a record that stood for 12 years, the Leicester City striker didn’t look too fazed in his post-match interview.

[ WATCH: Vardy breaks record ]

Speaking after the draw, Vardy said his record-breaking run hasn’t really sunk in yet. While the supporters at the KP were chanting “Jamie Vardy’s having a party,” the 28-year-old will be going home and “chilling,” rather than going out to celebrate.

Vardy said he’ll be back at work to train on Monday, and is already looking forward to next weekend’s match against Swansea City, where he’ll have a chance to extend his record.