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Teammate brawls: Osvaldo’s fight top of the pile?

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Following Southampton’s decision to suspend striker Daniel Osvaldo for two weeks for an apparent training ground punch up with teammate Jose Fonte, that got me thinking…

Wouldn’t it be fun to take a look back at some other memorable soccer punch ups from the past?

No time for hesitation, lets get stuck in.

Lee Bowyer and Kieran Dyer

This is perhaps the most famous fight between soccer teammates, ever. It took place in front of 50,000 plus fans at St. James’ Park, who looked on in disbelief as both Bowyer and Dyer swung at each other like madmen before being separated. Both were shown straight red cards for violent conduct in the subsequent 3-0 defeat to Aston Villa, as the former England internationals lost the plot during a season of struggle for Newcastle. The term ‘windmilling’ sums up their fighting style. They’ve clearly never heard of the ‘Queensbury Rules.’

Eyal Berkovic and John Hartson

Back in the late 1990’s Harry Redknapp had assembled an extremely talented squad at West Ham United. He had a good blend of playmakers and bruising enforcers… and it was one of each that went toe to toe in a training ground bust up of epic proportions in 1998. Little Israeli playmaker Berkovic was taken out by bustling Welsh striker Hartson in a practice match and as the latter tried to help Berkovic up, the Israeli reacted angrily and punched Hartson in the leg. Cue an Eric Cantona-esque karate kick from Hartson that demolished Berkovic.

Joey Barton and Ousmane Dabo

One of soccer’s bad boys had to get in here somewhere (Joey Barton could have his own bust up top five…) and his fight with Man City teammate Dabo was shocking on so many levels. Barton spent four months in prison for the brutal attack and was sold to Newcastle upon his release. Barton battered Dabo and had to be dragged away by multiple players as this was a step too far, even for him. Barton showed no remorse: “Where I come from there are no rules. You fight until it’s over.” Yikes.

Oguchi Onyewu and Zlatan Ibrahimovic

USA, USA, USA… Sorry, got a little caught up there. But remember when Onyewu was an AC Milan defender a few seasons ago? Okay, good. Well, you may have not remembered that Onyewu stuck the indomitable Zlatan flat on his backside in a training ground altercation. Zlatan’s a big dude, but why on earth would he ever mess with Gooch? Only one winner, and the American defender won hands down.

NOTE: For the record Osvaldo was said to have landed a headbutt on Fonte and then punched him. Rumors of the Italian international wielding a sword around Southampton’s training ground are off the mark. We think.

WATCH: Carrasco levels Champions League final, finds partner for long kiss

MILAN, ITALY - MAY 28:  Yannick Carrasco of Atletico Madrid celebrates afte scorig the equalizing goal during the UEFA Champions League Final match between Real Madrid and Club Atletico de Madrid at Stadio Giuseppe Meazza on May 28, 2016 in Milan, Italy.  (Photo by Clive Mason/Getty Images)
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Milan on a starry night sounds romantic. Add in a massive match-tying goal, and it was all too much for Yannick Carrasco.

The 22-year-old Belgian attacker got on the end of Juanfran‘s cross and beat Keylor Navas at the near post.

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In celebration, Carrasco raced toward a pitch side suite and into the arms and lips of what we presume is his partner for a gift that must count as much as a few dozen roses (but probably smelled much worse).

WATCH: Griezmann misses Torres-won PK in huge Champions League moment

MILAN, ITALY - MAY 28: Antoine Griezmann of Atletico Madrid speaks to head coach Diego Simeone during the UEFA Champions League Final match between Real Madrid and Club Atletico de Madrid at Stadio Giuseppe Meazza on May 28, 2016 in Milan, Italy.  (Photo by Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images)
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Frankly, Antoine Griezmann embodied the Atletico Madrid attack in the first half, so it was no surprise when he stepped up to the penalty spot early in the second half.

Fernando Torres had won a penalty kick from Pepe after the Portuguese back stamped on his ankle in the 46th minute, and Greizmann got Real goalkeeper Keylor Navas going the wrong direction before cranking the ball off the bar.

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The miss looms large.

Argentine star Messi leaves Honduras match with back injury

ARLINGTON, TX - SEPTEMBER 08:  (L-R) Jose Juan Vazquez #23 of Mexico and Lionel Messi #10 of Argentina during a international friendly at AT&T Stadium on September 8, 2015 in Arlington, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
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BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (AP) Argentine soccer superstar Lionel Messi left the field with a back injury in the second half of a 1-0 victory over Honduras in a friendly Friday night.

The Argentine team captain and Barcelona star was hit on an apparently inconsequential play and immediately went to the locker room. He was replaced at the 62-minute mark by Sevilla midfielder Ever Banega and never returned to the field.

“Messi suffered a trauma to the left side of his lower back and rib cage,” the Argentine Football (Soccer) Association said in a statement, adding that doctors were looking at the injury.

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Messi is not a player who leaves the field with minor injuries like he did Friday at San Juan’s Bicentenario stadium.

“I would not dare to venture a diagnosis,” said a concerned Argentine manager, Gerardo Martino.

Gonzalo Higuain, who scored for Argentina, said it “was an important win and here’s hoping that what happened to Leo is nothing.”

Messi was scheduled to fly to Spain to resolve a tax issue and then rejoin the team in Santa Clara, California.

Hull City secures PL position next season

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 28: Ross Wallace of Sheffield Wednesday make a break during Sky Bet Championship Play Off Final match between Hull City and Sheffield Wednesday at Wembley Stadium on May 28, 2016 in London, England.  (Photo by Mike Hewitt/Getty Images)
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Mohamed Diame was the hero on the day for Hull City, as the Tigers gain promotion to the Premier League next season.

The Senegalese attacker sent Sheffield Wednesday packing on Saturday afternoon at Wembley Stadium after hitting a scorching long-distance effort past goalkeeper Kieren Westwood in the second half.

After an initial back-and-forth spell of chances over the opening half hour-plus, Sheffield was drastically taken out of the match as Hull began to gain their composure on the ball.

Hull City will join Championship winners Burnley and Middlesbrough in the Premier League in 2016-17 after being promoted. Relegated clubs Newcastle, Norwich City and Aston Villa will take their place in England’s second flight.

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