Newcastle United could have a new Big Boss Man.
Wait, we can do better.
Whatcha gonna do when Newcastle United runs wild on you, brother?
Do you smell what Loic is cooking?
(I had to look up so many wrestling catch phrases just to get to this point in the post).
Whispers of Mike Ashley’s desire to sell the team are nothing new, especially for those who frequent Newcastle United web sites and rumor mills. After all, he’s not the most popular character in Northeast England and he’s keen on turning tidy profits, something that may be possible if he were to flip the club (He bought NUFC for about $226 million and Forbes rated its value as $263 million in April).
But what about Vince McMahon, the CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment? “Sources” tell a British web site called Winner Sports that the billionaire may be interested in purchasing Newcastle United as a way to increase the influence of his professional wrestling powerhouse in the United Kingdom.
Earlier this year, the Guardian came out to debunk a rumor that McMahon nearly bought Newcastle in 2011, so is this just rehashing of a sad old story? Potentially and maybe probably, but don’t let that stop you from enjoying some of the Twitter reaction to this rumor.
You have to wonder how many NUFC supporters would consider their new owner being a man who runs “rigged” sports for a living as an upgrade over their current boss. The club is mired in an awful spell of soccer, and Ashley hasn’t exactly made the most prudent hires.
Marseille did well to bring in one star this season but could the French side have another trick up its sleeve this summer?
Sky Sports is reporting that the Ligue 1 club is preparing to sign Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud over the summer and the sixth-place side is “willing to pay up to £20m (roughly $25 million).
Marseille made a splash this season when the club re-signed Dimitri Payet, who was playing with Premier League side West Ham at the time.
The team does boast several quality attacking options such as Payet and Bafetimbi Gomis, but Giroud could serve as an ideal target man in the Marseille attack.
Prior to joining the Gunners in 2012, Giroud starred for Montpellier and with a potential link-up in the attack with a creator like Payet, it could present a dangerous attacking threat to the rest of Ligue 1.
Giroud, 30, has scored 95 goals in all competitions since arriving in London with Arsenal.
We’ve seen MLS teams make major splashes in the past, and one of next year’s newcomers could be a really big draw if they can manage to seal the deal on a Mexican international.
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According to Metro New York, Los Angeles FC is continuing its talks with Javier “Chicharito” Hernandez about a potential deal that would prove massive in terms of MLS spending.
While LAFC won’t debut in MLS until 2018, the club could potentially make the Mexico striker the highest-paid player in league history with an average salary of roughly $10 million.
The 28-year-old Hernandez currently plays in Germany with Bundesliga side Bayer Leverkusen, where he’s plied his trade since joining the club during the 2015/16 season.
Additionally, the former Manchester United man has dominated the international scene for El Tri, scoring 46 goals in 90 appearances for the CONCACAF nation.
German publication Kicker says Bayern Munich technical director Michael Reschke attended both of this weekend’s FA Cup semifinals and had his eye on two players in particular.
Reschke apparently wants to bring players from both North London Derby rivals Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur to the Allianz Arena.
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In the case of Spurs, that man is right back Kyle Walker. The 26-year-old has also played right mid in 8 of his 35 matches for Tottenham this season, and was named in the PFA Team of the Year. It’s hard to believe Spurs would have interest in selling Walker, who would help fill the role of retiring Philipp Lahm.
On the other side is Alexis Sanchez, the embattled but electric Arsenal attacker who Arsene Wenger described as an “animal” and “always ready to kill the opponent” this weekend. Wenger says Sanchez isn’t going anywhere, but Bayern does boast Chilean teammate Arturo Vidal and former Barca mate Thiago Alcantara.
Walker is signed at Spurs through 2021, while Sanchez’s contract ends after next season.
AS Roma has found its new sporting director, and it’s a man with a keen eye for talent.
Ramon “Monchi” Rodriguez Verdejo, 48, has spent the last 18 years as the sporting director at Sevilla, which won five UEFA Europa League titles under his watch.
Monchi was discussed in the media as a target for the same job at Arsenal and was a target for other Premier League clubs, but Roma sealed the deal with the former goalkeeper.
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He is considered to have a big role in discovering and developing Sergio Ramos, Jesus Navas, and Dani Alves.
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