After yet another devastating miss, how far will Roberto Soldado fall?

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Roberto Soldado made a habit of scoring last year for Valencia, bagging 24 league goals over 35 matches.

This year, after Daniel Levy shelled out $50 million for the Spaniard, Soldado has made a habit of doing just the opposite – missing, and missing badly.

Today, Soldado had a chance to equalize against pesky Norwich, the chance on a platter in front of him, begging to be put away with the first touch of his substitute appearance.

Instead of gobbling it up, with the goal gaping he lashed at the ball, sending it curling well wide right, and with it Spurs’ best chance to score *poof* gone forever.

Thanks to the miss, one of 29 this season, Soldado’s shot accuracy sits at just 33% on the Premier League season.

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This is becoming an all-too-familiar sight at Tottenham matches this season.

That ranks 47th of the 51 forwards in the Premier League who have played at least 15 matches. The only players with worse are Ricky van Wolfswinkel, Andre Schurrle, Marko Arnautovic, and Johan Elmander. And Soldado has attempted at least 11 more shots than anyone of them.

And remember, that 33% includes the four penalties he’s taken. Remove those, and his open-play shot accuracy is just 10-of-35, or 29%.

Speaking of four penalties, Soldado has just five measly goals this season. Factoring in the four penalties he’s bagged, that means the 28-year-old has just one lone goal from open play. One. Uno.

His misses aren’t going unnoticed around the Tottenham clubhouse.

New manager Tim Sherwood has often selected a resurgent Emmanuel Adebayor over Soldado, relegating the Spaniard to the bench five times since Sherwood’s appointment, all coming in the last six matches.

Following what could be considered the year’s worst miss, midweek against Dnipro in the Europa League, Spurs defender Jan Vertonghen was forced to come to Soldado’s aid after the match.

After former Tottenham owner Lord Alan Sugar referred to Soldado as a “donkey,” Vertonghen fired back.

“I think Roberto deserves better, it’s very difficult to settle in England,” said the defender. “He’s getting less chances than he did in Spain but he will start doing well. Sometimes those ones are easier to score than miss, but it’s more difficult than you think. It’s sad for him because he scores from every angle in training and I hope he will start scoring (on matchday).”

There’s a painful twinge of fleeting hope at the end of that quote.  Almost as if Vertonghen followed it up with “he will start scoring, right? Please?”

But where Spurs in the past could get by making up for Soldado’s misses by earning penalties or hitting on others, today they stung the visitors at Carrow Road in a way they may not recover from this season.

So what will the future hold for Soldado at White Hart Lane? If this continues, eventually there’s only one possible ending, one that may see Soldado marked as one of the worst signings in Spurs history.

It’s much too early to slap those kind of labels on a player just yet, but whereas the Spaniard’s misses before could be considered an aberration, they’re now clearly under the “trend” column, and trends in this direction rarely see themselves picked up like nothing happened.

Stats in this article courtesy of Squawka’s Comparison Matrix.

WATCH: Liverpool battering Bournemouth with highlight reel half

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Philippe Coutinho is capable of elite magic, and he conjured up some fantasy on Sunday at the Vitality Stadium.

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Liverpool and Bournemouth were scoreless when the Brazilian dribbled past Simon Francis and Lewis Cook on a mazy run, taking Andrew Robertson‘s square pass and dancing through daylight.

If only there were a body cam on Adam Smith, who was chasing Coutinho the whole time!

Dejan Lovren — does this require we say “of all people?” — then scored a diving header after Roberto Firmino saved a wayward corner kick.

And Mohamed Salah, what else can you say about the 20-goal scorer (in all competitions)?

Salah would get his goal in stunning fashion, bodying off a defender before dribbling past two more to finish with an off-balance belt past Begovic.

Kaka calls it a career; Won World Cup, Ballon d’Or

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He’s the last Ballon d’Or winner neither named Messi nor Ronaldo, and he’s calling it a career.

Kaka announced his retirement on Sunday after a gleaming career on three continents.

Born Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, Kaka won the 2002 World Cup with Brazil and also boasts two Confederations Cup wins amongst his 92 caps and 29 international goals.

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Kaka debuted for Sao Paolo in 2001, and left for AC Milan three seasons later. Thrice names in the UEFA Team of the Year and twice the Serie A Footballer of the Year, Kaka won Serie A with Milan and La Liga with Real Madrid.

He spent the final three seasons of his career in Major League Soccer with Orlando City SC, and was magnificent. The 35-year-old scored 25 goals with 19 assists for the Lions.

West Brom 1-2 Manchester United: Red Devils hang on

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  • United back into second
  • Lukaku scores 10th PL goal of season
  • Baggies winless in 16

Romelu Lukaku and Jesse Lingard scored first half goals and Manchester United held on to beat West Bromwich Albion 2-1 at the Hawthorns on Sunday.

Gareth Barry scored the Baggies’ lone goal, as Alan Pardew‘s men sit 19th and without a win since August.

United pulls three points ahead of Chelsea, and is 11 points back of Man City.

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West Brom wasn’t intimidated by the task at hand, and James McClean was particularly lively as the Baggies tried to find an opener.

But United quickly settled into control through possession, albeit without any effective incisiveness.

That changed when Lukaku rose to deposit a trademark header beyond the reach of Ben Foster, converting Marcus Rashford‘s cross with power.

After a moment of danger provided by Allan Nyom and Salomon Rondon, United made it 2-0 when Lingard took a lay-off from Juan Mata and hit a shot that Ahmed Hegazi deflected past Foster.

Jake Livermore forced David De Gea into a low save in the 44th minute.

 

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The Baggies pulled one back as both Evans and Barry could’ve tapped in a loose ball off a corner kick.

Barry did, and United was on its heels. Credit Alan Pardew for his substitutes of Barry, Chris Brunt, and Jay Rodriguez (though they were, after all, on the bench).

Rodriguez powered a header off Brunt’s cross wide of the near post with about five minutes to play.

And a scramble in front nearly put the Baggies level, but De Gea was there. The keeper was kicked by Ahmed Hegazi and came up smarting.

WATCH LIVE: Bournemouth vs. Liverpool

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Liverpool looks to pile misery on Bournemouth while increasing its Top Four stock with a visit to the Vitality Stadium on Sunday (Watch live at 11:30 a.m. ET on NBCSN and online via NBCSports.com).

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The Reds can climb back into the Top Four with a win, and will do so with Sadio Mane, Danny Ings, and Dominic Solanke amongst their bench players.

Bournemouth starts Jermain Defoe, Joshua King, and Jordon Ibe amongst its attackers.

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Bournemouth: Begovic; Daniels, Ake, Francis, Smith, Pugh, Surman, King, L. Cook, Ibe, Defoe. Subs: Boruc, S. Cook, Gosling, Arter, Fraser, Stanislas, Afobe.

Liverpool: Mignolet, Gomez, Lovren, Klavan, Robertson, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Coutinho, Salah, Firmino. Subs: Karius, Milner, Mane, Lallana, Ings, Solanke, Alexander-Arnold.