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After yet another devastating miss, how far will Roberto Soldado fall?

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Roberto Soldado made a habit of scoring last year for Valencia, bagging 24 league goals over 35 matches.

This year, after Daniel Levy shelled out $50 million for the Spaniard, Soldado has made a habit of doing just the opposite – missing, and missing badly.

Today, Soldado had a chance to equalize against pesky Norwich, the chance on a platter in front of him, begging to be put away with the first touch of his substitute appearance.

Instead of gobbling it up, with the goal gaping he lashed at the ball, sending it curling well wide right, and with it Spurs’ best chance to score *poof* gone forever.

Thanks to the miss, one of 29 this season, Soldado’s shot accuracy sits at just 33% on the Premier League season.

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This is becoming an all-too-familiar sight at Tottenham matches this season.

That ranks 47th of the 51 forwards in the Premier League who have played at least 15 matches. The only players with worse are Ricky van Wolfswinkel, Andre Schurrle, Marko Arnautovic, and Johan Elmander. And Soldado has attempted at least 11 more shots than anyone of them.

And remember, that 33% includes the four penalties he’s taken. Remove those, and his open-play shot accuracy is just 10-of-35, or 29%.

Speaking of four penalties, Soldado has just five measly goals this season. Factoring in the four penalties he’s bagged, that means the 28-year-old has just one lone goal from open play. One. Uno.

His misses aren’t going unnoticed around the Tottenham clubhouse.

New manager Tim Sherwood has often selected a resurgent Emmanuel Adebayor over Soldado, relegating the Spaniard to the bench five times since Sherwood’s appointment, all coming in the last six matches.

Following what could be considered the year’s worst miss, midweek against Dnipro in the Europa League, Spurs defender Jan Vertonghen was forced to come to Soldado’s aid after the match.

After former Tottenham owner Lord Alan Sugar referred to Soldado as a “donkey,” Vertonghen fired back.

“I think Roberto deserves better, it’s very difficult to settle in England,” said the defender. “He’s getting less chances than he did in Spain but he will start doing well. Sometimes those ones are easier to score than miss, but it’s more difficult than you think. It’s sad for him because he scores from every angle in training and I hope he will start scoring (on matchday).”

There’s a painful twinge of fleeting hope at the end of that quote.  Almost as if Vertonghen followed it up with “he will start scoring, right? Please?”

But where Spurs in the past could get by making up for Soldado’s misses by earning penalties or hitting on others, today they stung the visitors at Carrow Road in a way they may not recover from this season.

So what will the future hold for Soldado at White Hart Lane? If this continues, eventually there’s only one possible ending, one that may see Soldado marked as one of the worst signings in Spurs history.

It’s much too early to slap those kind of labels on a player just yet, but whereas the Spaniard’s misses before could be considered an aberration, they’re now clearly under the “trend” column, and trends in this direction rarely see themselves picked up like nothing happened.

Stats in this article courtesy of Squawka’s Comparison Matrix.

Ronaldo shows no sign of injury while hanging with Conor McGregor

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Cristiano Ronaldo may not be ready for the UEFA Super Cup, but he’s no longer limping around.

To explore the Real Madrid superstar’s Instagram is to see Ronaldo, sometimes clothed, hanging out with celebrities.

In the last couple weeks we’ve seen him with Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez, and now his “bro” Conor McGregor.

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Wait, what?

Yeah, Ronaldo is friends with the MMA star, and showed no ill form (and no brace of any kind) in several posed photos with McGregor.

Although admittedly, McGregor’s IG game is a bit better: The Irish fighter posted a photo of himself sunning in his briefs with the caption, “I’m gonna get him on the Forbes list by next year. But I’m gonna get him on the tan by next week.”

Good luck with both, bro.

Great to see you bro!!💪🏽🔝

A photo posted by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on Jul 24, 2016 at 3:48pm PD

Bruce pens letter to Hull fans: “Desperately wanted to make it work”

YORK, ENGLAND - JULY 23: Steve Bruce manager of  Hull City ahead of the pre-season friendly match between York City and Hull City at Bootham Cresent on July 23, 2014  in York, England. (Photo by Nigel Roddis/Getty Images)
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Many Hull City fans didn’t want Steve Bruce to leave the club, and this open letter shows why.

After leaving the club by “mutual consent” on Friday — it was first widely reported that he quit — fans protested at Hull’s game on Monday.

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Bruce may’ve had his problems with Hull’s ownership, but he certainly got his supporters’ feelings right down to the core.

From the Hull Daily Mail:

My biggest regret is having to walk away but it was a decision I had to make for the sake of the club. The last 12 months have been very tough and it felt like the right step for the club to move forward in a different direction and with someone else in charge.

I desperately wanted to make it work this summer and be a Premier League manager again but, sadly, it wasn’t to be. Nevertheless, I’ve left Hull City with some fantastic memories that I’ll always cherish, including just eight weeks ago in the Championship play-off final at Wembley.

Class from the longtime boss, and we imagine he’ll have a job very soon if he wants it.

Report: Everton to activate release clause of Stoke’s Arnautovic

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 28: Marko Arnautovic (1st L) of Stoke City competes for the ball against Seamus Coleman (2nd L) and Gareth Barry (1st Rof Everton during the Barclays Premier League match between Everton and Stoke City at Goodison Park on December 28, 2015 in Liverpool, England.  (Photo by Dave Thompson/Getty Images)
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Everton is going to activate Marko Arnautovic‘s $16 million release clause to bring the Stoke City striker to Goodison Park, according to a report out of Austria.

Stoke had been trying to sign Arnautovic to a contract extension, but the player was reportedly prepared to play out the final year of his deal.

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The huge 27-year-old Austrian has been with Stoke since 2013, and broke through with 11 Premier League goals last season.

Arnautovic would give Everton support behind Romelu Lukaku, and insurance in case the Toffees do wind up selling their Belgian striker. Everton also has Arouna Kone as a potential target forward, but Oumar Niasse is expecting to leave after less than a year at Goodison Park.

Chelsea wins the League… of Hate; Bournemouth, Leicester not hated

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 27:  Diego Costa of Chelsea celebrates his team's second goal during the Barclays Premier League match between Southampton and Chelsea at St Mary's Stadium on February 27, 2016 in Southampton, England.  (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)
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A family of English newspapers conducted its annual survey of which teams are the most hated in the Premier League, and there’s a new champion.

Manchester United has dropped to second in the table to Chelsea in what the Manchester Evening News called the “League of Hate”.

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According to the MEN, 10,000 fans were quizzed on their love and hate:

A national survey asked fans of each top flight club which sides they hate, and which they love, and the west London club came out as the most disliked club overall.

United, who won the dubious accolade last year, have been revealed to be the next most reviled side.

It’s no surprise that the league’s more successful sides sit atop the table while newer PL clubs like Bournemouth and Burnley are not reviled. That said, Leicester’s dream story has them 19th. How much more success do they need to have before shooting up the hate table?

Here’s the Top Five, and all results:

1) Chelsea
2) Manchester United
3) Liverpool
4) Manchester City
5) Arsenal