Schurrle delights the home fans, as Chelsea battered Arsenal on Saturday.

Premier League Roundup: Goals galore as Chelsea, Manchester City and Liverpool bag huge wins

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Another exhilarating day of action in the Premier League played out on Saturday, as 32 goals poured in across the eight games.

Chelsea blitzed Arsenal 6-0 to get things rolling, then Liverpool went to Cardiff and won 6-3, while elsewhere Manchester City knocked five past Fulham.

Yeah, it was a goalfest in the PL.

In case you missed anything, don’t fret, we’ve put together a neatly wrapped package of recaps, analysis and video highlights from all the games on Saturday so you can catch up. We’re good like that.

Here’s everything you need to know about what went down in the PL on Saturday.

Cardiff 3-6 Liverpool

Liverpool twice fought back from losing positions in the first half, as Cardiff’s goals from Jordon Mutch and Fraizer Campbell were cancelled out by Luis Suarez and Martin Skrtel. After the break Suarez and Skrtel both scored again to make it 4-2, then Daniel Sturridge added another to make it 5-2. Mutch scored another to make it 5-3, but then Suarez popped up in stoppage time to bag his hat trick as Liverpool are four point behind leaders Chelsea with a game in hand. Pulsating clash in South Wales.

Chelsea 6–0 Arsenal

An incredible win for Jose Mourinho’s Blues, as Chelsea recorded their biggest-ever win over Arsenal at Stamford Bridge. Samuel Eto’o curled in a beauty then Andre Schurrle doubled the lead after seven minutes. After that came a moment of madness, as a Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain handled the ball on the line to give Chelsea a penalty, but referee Andre Marriner sent off the wrong man, Kieran Gibbs. Eden Hazard scored the PK, then Oscar scored to make it 4-0 at half time. Late goals for Oscar and Mohammed Salah rubbed salt into Arsenal’s wounds, as Arsene Wenger failed to show up for his post-match press conference after being humiliated in his 1,000th game in charge of the Gunners.

Everton 3-2 Swansea

The Toffees went ahead through a Leighton Baines penalty, but Swansea hit back through Wilfried Bony to make it 1-1 at the break. After the interval Everton went 3-1 up thanks to Romelu Lukaku and Ross Barkley, but then a late goal from Ashley Williams made it interesting. However Everton held on to tighten their grip on the Europa League spots.

Hull City 2–0 West Bromwich Albion

Hull bagged a massive win at home, as goals from Liam Rosenior and Shane Long in the space of seven first half minutes was enough to keep West Brom in the race against the drop. The Baggies failed to create much, and old boy Long was the man who came back to haunt them at the KC Stadium. Safety almost secured for the Tigers.

Manchester City 5–0 Fulham

It was the Yaya Toure show at the Etihad, as the big Ivorian netted his first-ever hat trick with two penalty kicks and a stunning long-range effort. Martin Demichelis and Fernandinho rounding off the scoring, as basement boys Fulham were handed a real hiding away at title-chasing City. With the goals flowing once again, maybe the Citizens can charge to the top of the standings once again?

Newcastle 1–0 Crystal Palace

Not much happened in this game… until the final few seconds. Papiss Demba Cisse scored right at the death to deal a cruel blow to Crystal Palace, who had battled hard throughout the match. The Eagles looked to be taking a valuable point back to Selhurst Park with them, until Cisse popped up to send the Gallowgate End wild.

Norwich 2–0 Sunderland

If you watch one goal this weekend, make sure it is Alex Tettey’s strike for Norwich. The Canaries midfielder blasted a volley into the top corner from 25-yards out with a goal of the season contender. Robert Snodgrass have Norwich the lead, as the home side blew a poor Sunderland side away in the first half. Gus Poyet’s Black Cats are still in trouble, while Norwich move closer to safety.

West Ham United 0–2 Manchester United

Okay… maybe if you watch one goal you should watch Wayne Rooney’s first strike, as the Manchester United striker scored a goal from around the halfway line. Yeah. You read that right. Rooney, scored an absolute stunner and then added another before half time. That was enough to see off West Ham, who spent the majority of the second half looking rather listless.

MLS Cup Playoffs: FC Dallas 2-2 (3-5 agg.) Portland Timbers

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The game in 100 words (or less): The Portland Timbers are headed to their first MLS Cup in club history after defeating FC Dallas, 5-3 on aggregate, in the Western Conference finals (2-2 draw in the second leg). Fanendo Adi scored in Sunday’s second leg, giving Caleb Porter’s side a 4-1 aggregate lead before Ryan Hollingshead and Blas Perez scored inside the last 25 minutes to give Oscar Pareja’s bunch a late lifeline, but Lucas Melano’s spectacular tap-in sealed the Timbers’ trip to MLS Cup. The third seed heading into the playoffs, Portland bounced Sporting Kansas City in an epic penalty shootout in the knockout round and outlasted the Vancouver Whitecaps in the conference semifinals before knocking off the West’s top seed over two legs to advance to MLS Cup 2015. No matter who advances from the East finals later on Sunday, Portland will play away in MLS Cup, to either the New York Red Bulls or Columbus Crew SC.

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Three Four moments that mattered

54′ — Adi fires past Gonzalez to make if 4-1 — Oscar Pareja elected to go with Walker Zimmerman at center back on Sunday, dropping regular starter Zach Loyd to the bench. On the game’s opening goal, it was Zimmerman who wound up on the ground as Adi received the ball, turned and fired a massive away goal past Jesse Gonzalez.

68′ — Diaz’s magical ball curled home by Hollingshead — Mauro Diaz is a wonderful magician capable of playing the kill through ball from anywhere on the field — this we’ve known for quite some time. His chipped through ball to set up Hollingshead’s goal was extraordinarily brilliant, even for him.

73′ — Perez heads home the free kick to pull within one — Would you be surprised to hear that it was Diaz who set up FCD’s second goal? His free kick was Perez-finding missile and found the head of the Panamanian striker at the top of the six-yard box, where 34-year-old headed home with ease.

90+5′ — Melano rounds Gonzalez, seals MLS Cup berth — Poor Jesse Gonzalez. Absolutely schooled and posterized by Lucas Melano. What a way to sew up a place in the championship final.

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Man of the match: Mauro Diaz

Goalscorers: Adi (54′), Hollingshead (68′), Perez (73′), Melano (90+5′)

La Liga & Serie A: Real Madrid bounce back; Juventus on the charge

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A roundup of all of Sunday’s action in Spain and Italy’s top flights:

Eibar 0-2 Real Madrid

Real Madrid bounced back from back-to-back La Liga defeats with a 2-0 victory away to Eibar on Sunday. Gareth Bale (below video) and Cristiano Ronaldo (penalty kick) provided the goals to keep Rafa Benitez‘s bunch (27 points) third in the league, two points behind Atletico Madrid and six behind leaders Barcelona.

Elsewhere in La Liga

Getafe 2-0 Villarreal
Rayo Vallecano 0-3 Athletic Bilbao
Sevilla 1-0 Valencia

[ MORE: Saturday’s La Liga roundup ]

Roma 0-2 Atalanta

Losing at home to sides currently in a relegation battle — rarely a good idea, especially if you fancy yourselves title challengers, but that didn’t stop Roma from doing just that on Sunday. Alejandro Gomez and German Denis scored the goals to knock off a 10-man Roma side (Maicon – 81st minute) and keep Rudi Garcia’s bunch (27 points) from gaining ground on any of the three teams currently ahead of them — Inter Milan, Napoli and Fiorentina — all of whom play on Monday.

AC Milan 4-1 Sampdoria

M’Baye Niang scored twice, while Giacomo Bonaventura and Luiz Adriano (below video) added single tallies for AC Milan (23 points) to keep pace with the top-five pack in Serie A. After 14 rounds of games, the Rossoneri sit sixth, a point outside fifth (UEFA Europa League) and five points out of third (UEFA Champions League).

Palermo 0-3 Juventus

Don’t look now, but here come Juventus. Sunday’s 3-0 triumph over Palermo makes it four straight wins in the league for Massimiliano Allegri’s side — a run that pushes them all the way up to fifth in the league (24 points), just six points off the pace of leaders Inter, who play on Monday. Mario Mandzukic (below video), Stefano Sturaro and Simone Zaza scored the goals for the world’s most frightening fifth-place team.

Elsewhere in Serie A

Torino 2-0 Bologna
Chievo 2-3 Udinese
Frosinone 3-2 Hellas Verona
Genoa 1-2 Carpi
Empoli 1-0 Lazio

Monday’s Serie A schedule

Sassuolo vs. Fiorentina (1 p.m. ET)
Napoli vs. Inter Milan (3 p.m. ET)

Arsenal’s injury crisis — add Sanchez, Cazorla, Koscielny to the list

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From title challengers to just hoping to hold on to a top-four place while Arsene Wenger is forced to play reserves and academy players because half of his star players are currently out injured — the annual story of Arsenal.

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Oct. 27, when Theo Walcott and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain both went down with injuries in the same game, marked the unofficial start of Arsenal’s 2015-16 injury crisis, but things didn’t really get going full bore until the last seven days, when five more players — four of them full-time starters — picked up injuries that will keep them out of action for anywhere between three weeks and three months.

Added to the list last weekend: Francis Coquelin (knee – three months minimum), Mikel Arteta (calf – three weeks)

Added to the list on Sunday: Alexis Sanchez (hamstring – MORE DETAILS), Santi Cazorla (knee), Laurent Koscielny (hip)

Following Sunday’s 1-1 draw with Norwich City, Wenger said Koscielny “could not walk” due to the hip spasm that forced him out of the game after just 11 minutes. He also divulged that Cazorla, who could not be subbed off because Wenger had already used all three subs late on, played the second half “on one leg.” Sanchez came into Sunday injured after picking up a hamstring injury in Arsenal’s UEFA Champions League victory over Dinamo Zagreb on Tuesday.

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Arsenal fans were up in arms during the summer transfer window — let’s be honest, the following is true of every transfer window the last five years — crying out, “We must buy, we must buy.” Have a look at Arsenal’s complete injury list at the moment, and try to say, “They didn’t need to buy in the summer.”

In chronological order: Danny Welbeck (knee – early 2016 return), Tomas Rosicky (knee – Christmas time return), Jack Wilshere (leg – Christmas time return), Theo Walcott (calf – December return), Mikel Arteta (calf – three weeks), Francis Coquelin (knee – three months minimum), Laurent Koscielny (hip – to be assessed), Alexis Sanchez (hamstring – to be assessed), Santi Cazorla (knee – to be assessed)

WATCH: PL Download — Crystal Palace: South London and Proud

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Check out the latest episode of Premier League Download, a look inside Crystal Palace and the club’s passionate supporters.

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Win, lose or draw it’s always a party for the fans of Crystal Palace and Roger Bennett travels to Selhurst Park to learn how the beloved team went from Championship strugglers to a Premier League success story.

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