Premier League Roundup: Goals galore as Chelsea, Manchester City and Liverpool bag huge wins

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Another exhilarating day of action in the Premier League played out on Saturday, as 32 goals poured in across the eight games.

Chelsea blitzed Arsenal 6-0 to get things rolling, then Liverpool went to Cardiff and won 6-3, while elsewhere Manchester City knocked five past Fulham.

Yeah, it was a goalfest in the PL.

In case you missed anything, don’t fret, we’ve put together a neatly wrapped package of recaps, analysis and video highlights from all the games on Saturday so you can catch up. We’re good like that.

Here’s everything you need to know about what went down in the PL on Saturday.

Cardiff 3-6 Liverpool

Liverpool twice fought back from losing positions in the first half, as Cardiff’s goals from Jordon Mutch and Fraizer Campbell were cancelled out by Luis Suarez and Martin Skrtel. After the break Suarez and Skrtel both scored again to make it 4-2, then Daniel Sturridge added another to make it 5-2. Mutch scored another to make it 5-3, but then Suarez popped up in stoppage time to bag his hat trick as Liverpool are four point behind leaders Chelsea with a game in hand. Pulsating clash in South Wales.

Chelsea 6–0 Arsenal

An incredible win for Jose Mourinho’s Blues, as Chelsea recorded their biggest-ever win over Arsenal at Stamford Bridge. Samuel Eto’o curled in a beauty then Andre Schurrle doubled the lead after seven minutes. After that came a moment of madness, as a Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain handled the ball on the line to give Chelsea a penalty, but referee Andre Marriner sent off the wrong man, Kieran Gibbs. Eden Hazard scored the PK, then Oscar scored to make it 4-0 at half time. Late goals for Oscar and Mohammed Salah rubbed salt into Arsenal’s wounds, as Arsene Wenger failed to show up for his post-match press conference after being humiliated in his 1,000th game in charge of the Gunners.

Everton 3-2 Swansea

The Toffees went ahead through a Leighton Baines penalty, but Swansea hit back through Wilfried Bony to make it 1-1 at the break. After the interval Everton went 3-1 up thanks to Romelu Lukaku and Ross Barkley, but then a late goal from Ashley Williams made it interesting. However Everton held on to tighten their grip on the Europa League spots.

Hull City 2–0 West Bromwich Albion

Hull bagged a massive win at home, as goals from Liam Rosenior and Shane Long in the space of seven first half minutes was enough to keep West Brom in the race against the drop. The Baggies failed to create much, and old boy Long was the man who came back to haunt them at the KC Stadium. Safety almost secured for the Tigers.

Manchester City 5–0 Fulham

It was the Yaya Toure show at the Etihad, as the big Ivorian netted his first-ever hat trick with two penalty kicks and a stunning long-range effort. Martin Demichelis and Fernandinho rounding off the scoring, as basement boys Fulham were handed a real hiding away at title-chasing City. With the goals flowing once again, maybe the Citizens can charge to the top of the standings once again?

Newcastle 1–0 Crystal Palace

Not much happened in this game… until the final few seconds. Papiss Demba Cisse scored right at the death to deal a cruel blow to Crystal Palace, who had battled hard throughout the match. The Eagles looked to be taking a valuable point back to Selhurst Park with them, until Cisse popped up to send the Gallowgate End wild.

Norwich 2–0 Sunderland

If you watch one goal this weekend, make sure it is Alex Tettey’s strike for Norwich. The Canaries midfielder blasted a volley into the top corner from 25-yards out with a goal of the season contender. Robert Snodgrass have Norwich the lead, as the home side blew a poor Sunderland side away in the first half. Gus Poyet’s Black Cats are still in trouble, while Norwich move closer to safety.

West Ham United 0–2 Manchester United

Okay… maybe if you watch one goal you should watch Wayne Rooney’s first strike, as the Manchester United striker scored a goal from around the halfway line. Yeah. You read that right. Rooney, scored an absolute stunner and then added another before half time. That was enough to see off West Ham, who spent the majority of the second half looking rather listless.

Reports: De Boer offered Crystal Palace manager’s spot

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Multiple reports claim Crystal Palace has offered its managerial position to Dutch boss Frank De Boer.

Palace has been without a manager since Sam Allardyce retired after the season. The Eagles finished 15th in the Premier League, five points behind eighth place Southampton and seven points clear of the drop zone.

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An accomplished defender at Ajax and Barcelona, the 47-year-old De Boer led Ajax in his first managerial stint before spending less than three months at Inter Milan last season.

De Boer twice won the Rinus Michels Award as the top manager in Dutch football, and would become just the second Palace manager from outside the British Isles.

He would inherit a very good group of attackers with Wilfried Zaha, Christian Benteke, and Andros Townsend. Palace also has a talented midfielders Luka Milivojevic and Yohan Cabaye to go with marauding Dutch back Patrick Van Aanholt.

Farcical officiating at end of Mexico-New Zealand match (video)

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Mexico should be counting their Confederations Cup blessings in congested Group A after a prolonged shoving match at the end of its 2-1 win over New Zealand on Thursday somehow ended with a single red card.

New Zealand is fortunate, too, but the All-Whites have already seen their hopes of the knockout round extinguished by a pair of losses in Russia.

With New Zealand counterattacking in hopes of a late equalizer, Mexico’s Diego Reyes pulled back charging Niko Boxall. It was the second pull back in minutes after Rafa Marquez went uncarded at the other end, and Boxall reacted poorly by lunging cleat-first into Hector Herrera’s calf.

Referee Bakary Gassama should’ve easily pulled two red cards there, but lost his focus in an ensuing melee that saw Herrera charge back to knock down Boxall, headbutts between Diego Reyes and Andrew Durante, and an absurd hand-throwing performance from Javier Aquino. Perhaps this lapse was understandable, which is why he had Video Assistant Referee available.

Even video couldn’t get it right, as a long and sloppy review was seemingly bungled by the referees saw a trio of yellow cards given to Boxall, Reyes, and Herrera.

All three should’ve been sent off, and otherwise Man of the Match contender Aquino and his teammate Marco Fabian should not have escaped discipline by any stretch of the imagination. If Gassama needed it to be level, Michael McGlinchey, Ryan Thomas and Durante could’ve left the match as well.

Instead, a terrific match has been left in the lurch. Will FIFA have the guts to issue supplemental discipline ahead of the important final matches of the group stage?

Oscar gets eight-match ban for petulant display in China

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Oscar‘s antics aren’t missed in the Premier League, and they won’t be missed over the next two months in China.

The 25-year-old Brazilian has been banned for eight matches after igniting a brawl between Shanghai SIPG and Guangzhou (video here) by lashing a pair of shots at defenders and then hitting the ground in comical fashion.

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It’s amazing Oscar lived through the vicious shove (at least this dive didn’t influence a UEFA Champions League match).

While his antics won’t be missed, his playmaking will; It comes as no surprise that Oscar has thrived in the nascent Chinese Super League, posting nine assists and a goal in 13 league matches.

Latest on Ronaldo: PSG offer readied for Perez meeting

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Cristiano Ronaldo will meet with Real Madrid president Florentino Perez at the conclusion of the Confederations Cup, according to reports, at which point a pair of cut-and-dried options could be on the table.

Paris, or the status quo.

Marca reports that Ronaldo will bring a “money no object” offer from Paris Saint-Germain into the meeting, although the same outlet says Perez will know exactly what’s coming due to an understanding between the two big money clubs.

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The 32-year-old Ronaldo remains in fine form at the Confederations Cup, with Portugal’s unbeaten run continuing in Russia. If Portugal is upset by New Zealand in its group stage finale on June 24, it would still stand a good chance of proceeding to the knockout rounds depending on the Mexico-Russia result.

That means the Perez-Ronaldo meeting wouldn’t occur until after July 2, which is when the Final and third-place playoff are scheduled in Russia.

In the meantime, Real manager Zinedine Zidane is said to be cutting his vacation short to meet with Perez regarding not just Ronaldo’s future but the club’s pursuit of Kylian Mbappe (which is a bit over-dramatic given the above news. Feels like a phone call could get the job done).