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Southampton 4-0 Newcastle United: Rodriguez brilliant in commanding win (video)

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Jay Rodriguez was a world-class striker in Southampton’s 4-0 demolition of Newcastle United at St. Mary’s on Saturday, as his brace paced the Saints to a big win and eighth place in the table.

It was no Krul, no Remy, no Debuchy, plenty of problems for Newcastle in an embarrassing, at times listless, 90 minutes on the road. The club had no answers all afternoon as Southampton threatened at will and asserted itself as a bigger threat to move up the table; Southampton surpassed the Magpies for eighth place with the win, earning a two-point lead with 48 points.

Rodriguez nearly opened the game’s scoring in the eighth minute, getting behind Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa to collect a tremendous long ball. He fired off the side of the net behind Rob Elliot. A couple minutes later, Rodriguez rose over the same defender but headed wide left again.

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Southampton was largely in control of the first half and looked dangerous for the duration. Elliot made a jaw-dropping save just before halftime, when Rodriguez looked to tap home but the fully-extended keeper got pushed it aside.

Moments later, Southampton found its way to a 2v0 — or 1, counting Elliot — which ended with Rodriguez collected a FIFA-style side pass from Rickie Lambert to tap home. It was 1-0 at the half, and Newcastle manager Alan Pardew likely counted his blessings from the stands as he serves a touchline ban; The scoreline probably should’ve read at least 3-0.

The Saints doubled their advantage right after the break when Lambert darted past the Newcastle back line to tap in a lofted ball from Adam Lallana. It was 2-0 in the 49th and, with the way Newcastle was attacking, it looked hopeless for the visitors.

Lallana turned scorer as the clock hit 69, moving at will through open field to try a bending ball that tricked Elliot to leave this one all but finished.

Then, it was a goal post and save from Elliot that denied Rodriguez and James Ward-Prowse within seconds, as 4-0 nearly arrived. Rodriguez found the fourth in the 90th minute, dancing around Mike Williamson in the six before firing home.

LINEUPS

Southampton: Boruc, Chambers, Fonte, Lovren, Shaw, Cork, S. Davis (Schneiderlin, 70′), Ward-Prowse, Lallana (Gallagher, 90′), Rodriguez, Lambert (Ramírez, 83′).

Goals: Rodriguez 2 (45, 90), Lambert (49), Lallana (70)

Newcastle United: Elliot; Yanga-Mbiwa (Santon, 46′), Williamson, Coloccini, Haïdara; Anita, Tioté; Sissoko (Dummett, 79′), Ben Arfa (de Jong, 46), Gouffran; Cissé

Manchester United said to be offering $12 million bonus to Zlatan Ibrahimovic

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - APRIL 12:  Zlatan Ibrahimovic of Paris Saint-Germain beats Eliaquim Mangala (20) and Joe Hart of Manchester City to score, but his goal is disallowed during the UEFA Champions League quarter final second leg match between Manchester City FC and Paris Saint-Germain at the Etihad Stadium on April 12, 2016 in Manchester, United Kingdom.  (Photo by Clive Brunskill/Getty Images)
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The Premier League sometimes seems to deal in funny money, and it might take just that to bring Zlatan Ibrahimovic across the English Channel.

The Swedish superstar, 34, is leaving Paris Saint-Germain this summer and is reportedly being targeted by several Premier League clubs.

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With his old pal Jose Mourinho expected to take over at Manchester United, there’s been a natural batch of gossip linking the pair. Goal.com has claims of extraordinary dollar signs for the trophy-collecting Ibrahimovic.

Goal’s French site claims that Ibrahimovic would get close to a $12 million signing bonus to go with a huge weekly salary of approximately $363,000. Add that up, and you’re talking more than $560,000 a week.

The report spreads rumors of a $400,000-per-week offer from Major League Soccer for Zlatan, and that acquisition would certainly quell the minor storm caused by China’s acquisition of many big names.

We’ve always thought Ibrahimovic was more an Arsenal-style player, but imagine Mourinho running the Swede with Anthony Martial and Marcus Rashford? Bonkers.

Ajax hires Peter Bosz as new coach to replace Frank de Boer

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - JULY 30:  Peter Bosz manager of Vitesse looks on ahead of the UEFA Europa League Third Qualifying Round 1st Leg match between Southampton and Vitesse at St Mary's Stadium on July 30, 2015 in Southampton, England.  (Photo by Jordan Mansfield/Getty Images)
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AMSTERDAM (AP) Ajax has signed Peter Bosz as its new coach, replacing Frank de Boer who announced earlier this month he was leaving the club after nearly six years in which he won four Dutch league titles.

Bosz, a former player and technical director at Ajax’s arch rival Feyenoord, is leaving Maccabi Tel Aviv to join the Amsterdam club on a three-year contract.

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In a statement late Tuesday, Bosz says it is an honor to join Ajax. He says, “I am very ambitious and so is Ajax.”

Ajax director Edwin van der Sar says that in Bosz, Ajax has hired a coach “who can make our talented squad even better.”

Ajax finished second behind PSV Eindhoven in the top flight Eredivisie season that has just ended.

WATCH: Neymar caught a bit offguard in first look at his wax figure

MADRID, SPAIN - MAY 22:  Neymar of FC Barcelona celebrates aftr scoring Barcelona's 2nd goal during the Copa del Rey Final between Barcelona and Sevilla at Vicente Calderon Stadium    on May 22, 2016 in Madrid, Spain.  (Photo by Denis Doyle/Getty Images)
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I remember the first time I saw the first of many life size wax replications of my body.

That is a sentence I am unlikely to ever utter, but Neymar is a different story.

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The 24-year-old Brazilian superstar was caught on camera witnessing his wax figure for the first time, and we can watch it thanks to FC Barcelona.

Look at this guy, looking at that guy. The most interesting part for me is his fascination with how well they did with his tattoos, which of course are easier to duplicate than, you know, a face:

Morris “completely respects” Klinsmann’s keeping him off USMNT roster

SEATTLE, WA - APRIL 20:  Seattle Sounders FC forward Jordan Morris speaks on stage during We Day at KeyArena on April 20, 2016 in Seattle, Washington.  (Photo by Mat Hayward/Getty Images for We Day)
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Seattle Sounders striker and USMNT star-in-waiting Jordan Morris struck a mature note when asked about his exclusion from Jurgen Klinsmann’s 23-man roster for this summer’s Copa America Centenario.

Some will have considered the youngster a lock for the roster, with Morris already boasting rarefied air as a college player to become something close to a national team regular while still in school.

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But Klinsmann opted for in-form San Jose striker Chris Wondolowski, and it has become old hat for MLS players to gripe when their name is not called by the German boss (See: Benny Feilhaber, Brad Evans and Landon Donovan).

Don’t count Morris in that group. Of course the youngster doesn’t have the tenure to rally against the man who gave him his shot in the first place, but that hasn’t stopped others from acting entitled to a roster spot.

From MLSSoccer.com:

“[Klinsmann] told me not take it too hard and that there was a lot of competition,” Morris said. “I completely respect his decision. There were a lot of good forwards playing and they’re all playing really well. I wish those guys all the best. It’s going to be a lot of fun to watch this summer.”

Morris can still end up on the roster through injury, and it’s easy to see him as the next name up should an attack-minded player take a knock. Stefan Frei told us last week that Morris is remarkably professional, and this is no exception.

The youngster did admit increased motivation from his omission, stating that “it gives you fuel to your fire to try and get back in the mix a little bit”. We have a feeling he won’t be out of that mix for long.