Americans Abroad Review: Howard shines, Diskerud nets (video)


A busy, busy weekend for Yanks across the pond and South of the border. We’ll begin in England’s top flight…

If Stoke City has an ironman, it’s Geoff Cameron. He went 90-strong for the Potters as they continued their hot streak with a 1-0 win over Hull City at the Britannia Stadium. Stoke has climbed into 10th place in the Premier League, and Cameron has been a major part of their ascension. His 2,790 minutes have better his mark from 2012/13 and there’s still a half-dozen games left on his slate.

Seven saves were the magic number for Tim Howard, who was much busier than the 3-1 scoreline would indicate as Everton took care of a pesky Fulham side. For those who don’t play fantasy PL, Howard’s been one of the best options in the game this season, putting up better numbers than all keepers not named Cech or Szczesny.

Howard’s USMNT backup didn’t fare as well… at all. Aston Villa continued to leave Brad Guzan out to dry. Again the Villans allowed four goals in a PL match, this time against Manchester United after giving up the same figure — and scoreline — in a 4-1 loss at Stoke City on March 23. Up next are Fulham and Crystal Palace, so hopefully he’ll have a chance to find form.

Jozy Altidore and Sunderland will play West Ham United on Monday. Altidore has played 90 minutes in each of the Black Cats last two outings, both losses.

The English Championship division saw a little less American action than usual. Oguchi Onyewu again went 90 for Sheffield Wednesday, though they got blown out 4-1 against Watford. Jonathan Spector appeared but Will Packwood did not in Birmingham City’s 4-2 loss to Bournemouth, while Danny Williams went 79 minutes in a 1-1 draw versus Huddersfield Town. Tim Ream went the distance as his Bolton side drawing Wigan 1-1.

In the Netherlands, FC Utrecht drew NAC Breda 2-2. Juan Agudelo played 66 minutes and registered two shots. Utrecht scored both of their goals after he left the game. Aron Johannsson missed a penalty on Thursday for the second time in recent weeks, and this one cost his club dearly. AZ Alkmaar fell to Ajax 1-0 in a big game. Huge miss in a huge spot, so monitor the youngster to see how he responds. Hard to tell from Saturday, when he made an 8-minute cameo off the bench in a 0-0 draw at Cambuur Leeuwarden.

Norway’s top flight is back in session, and Mix Diskerud‘s name makes its first appearance in a while in this space. He scored off the bench for Rosenborg in a 2-2 draw with Viking. Here’s Mix’s powerful cross-body goal:

Staying in Norway, Bob Bradley‘s campaign as boss of Stabaek got off to a strong start with a 3-0 win over Sogndal.

Jermaine Jones went 90 minutes for Besiktas in a 1-0 loss at Karabukspor.

Sacha Kljestan and Anderlecht had a big match in the Belgian Jupiler League against Standard Liege and neither player nor club was happy after a 1-0 loss in which Kljestan only played the first half.

What snub? Jose Torres scored another dynamite goal for Tigres despite not being named as part of Jurgen Klinsmann’s roster for Wednesday’s friendly with Mexico. He scored a bananas goal, again. Also in Mexico, DaMarcus Beasley and Michael Orozco Fiscal put in full games for Puebla in its 1-1 draw against Leon.

Terrence Boyd went 89 minutes for Rapid Wien, picking up a yellow card in a 2-0 win over Stum Graz, while Herculez Gomez played 59 minutes in Tijuana’s 2-1 loss to Queretaro. Ale Bedoya played 78 minutes for Nantes in a 0-0 draw against Bordeaux.

Germany had a few Americans running the pitch, with Fabian Johnson taking part in a thrilling 3-3 draw between Hoffenheim and Bayern Munich that ended a 19-game winning streak for the Bavarians. Julian Green featured for Bayern Munich II and picked up an assist in a 5-2 win over Bamberg.

Hilarious “Friends” spoof video ‘starring’ Messi, Ronaldo (video)

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Given the rivalry surrounding the two megawatt superstars plying their trade in Spain, you may be surprised to learn that Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are the best of friends.

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At least that’s what this spoof video conveys, as the Real Madrid and Barcelona stars help each other navigate tax season and toilet troubles.

Brilliant stuff, from FootbOle:

Top USMNT-Mexico moments: Looking back ahead of Saturday

PASADENA, CA - JUNE 25:  Landon Donovan #10 of United States celebrates his goal with teammates Carlos Bocanegra #3 and Alejandro Bedoya #22  against Mexico during the 2011 CONCACAF Gold Cup Championship at the Rose Bowl on June 25, 2011 in Pasadena, California.  (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
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You could argue its the biggest match between the U.S. and Mexico outside of the 2002 World Cup’s Round of 16, and there would be few arguments against you.

The United States and Mexico will tangle on Saturday at the Rose Bowl, with the winner advancing to the 2017 Confederations Cup finals in Russia.

It’s only so often that these rivals match up in a “do or die” match. Sure World Cup qualifiers carry critical import, but they don’t always become the decisive moment in the qualifying cycle.

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Aside from the aforementioned World Cup match and the first match in the rivalry — see 1934 below — no other match has carried as much international weight as Saturday.

So with anticipation high, let’s dance backward in time to the Yanks’ best moments in the rivalry. And let’s also imagine what would have to happen to put Saturday in the mix.

(Of course, our apologies to Mexican fans. We aren’t including the times you slapped American soccer in the face).

2001, 2005, 2009, 2013 — “Dos a Cero” to the fourth power

There is no more celebrated score line in USMNT history than the 2-0 hurting it put on Mexico in four successive home World Cup qualifiers.

2002 — World Cup Round of 16

Goals from Brian McBride and Landon Donovan prodded an upset of the world’s then-No. 7 ranked nation, as the USMNT carried a feel of destiny through its best World Cup.

1934 — World Cup qualifier

Aldo Donnelli scored all four goals as the States won the first recorded match against Mexico, and it was a big one. The winner would go on to the 1934 tournament in Italy, while the loser would go on a tour of European friendlies. The States won, and wouldn’t win again until the qualifiers for the 1982 tournament.

2012 — First win at Azteca

It may’ve been a friendly, but Michael Orozco’s finish will go down as the Yanks’ first ever winner in the fortress of Mexico City.

1980 — World Cup qualifier

Though it meant little to the Yanks’ fate in the 1982 tournament — the U.S. finished last in a group with Mexico and Canada — it was the first win over El Tri in 46 years.