ProSoccerTalk’s MLS Team of the Week – Week 5

Leave a comment


Clint Dempsey, Seattle Sounders – It wasn’t just that Dempsey scored a hat trick on Saturday. Those goals came in a match against Seattle’s arch rivals, with two equalizers and a winner from the spot allowing the Sounders to claim a result in Portland. Now tied for the league lead in goals (four), Dempsey was awarded with the league’s Player of the Week honor.

Darren Mattocks, Vancouver Whitecaps – For weeks the young Jamaican has been doing everything but score, but after beating Drew Moor to a second half pass from Kenny Miller, Mattocks finally broke through, hits coveted first goal of the season complementing another strong all-around performance.

We may be wrong about: Robbie Keane, LA Galaxy


Diego Chara, Portland Timbers – Our Week 5 Player of the WeekChara doubled his career MLS goal tally with two long distance offerings against Seattle. The Portland destroyer also completed 94 percent of his passes and played a crucial part in another Timbers goal.

(MORE: Explaining Player of the Week – Chara over Dempsey)

Michael Bradley, Toronto FC – In addition to an 11th minute goal that proved Saturday’s game winner, Bradley was his typical influential self in the middle of the park, combining the disruptive effect of an elite destroyer with the surging runs that were also on display mid-week against Mexico. Though he only went 73 minutes, he did enough to earn a place in this XI.

Felipe, Montréal Impact – The Red Bulls didn’t offer much resistance, but with a goal and an assist, Montréal’s creator took advantage of what he was given, orchestrating Andrés Romero’s opener before running onto Justin Mapp’s second half cross for the equalizer.

Jose Mari, Colorado Rapids – The Rapids’ defensive midfielder was having a strong day before Matías Laba was sent off. Afterward, his two bombs from beyond the penalty area snatched the game from Vancouver, with this bender providing a surprise awakening for the previously unbeaten Whitecaps:

We could be wrong about: Baggio Husidic, LA Galaxy; Stefan Ishizaki, LA Galaxy; Justin Mapp, Montréal Impact, Je-Vaughn Watson, FC Dallas, Diego Valeri, Portland Timbers


Justin Morrow, Toronto FC – Amid a strong set of candidates at left back, Morrow gets the nod, with a late assist on Issey Nakajima-Farran’s first MLS goal giving the former San Jose Earthquake a place on the scoresheet that complements a strong performance on the left.

Nat Borchers, Real Salt Lake – It’s almost impossible to separate his performance from partner Chris Schuler’s, but his 27th minute clearance and 63rd minute save in front of goal earned the veteran our nod. We also saw him has slightly less culpable on an 11th minute chance on a long ball from Matt Besler to Dom Dwyer, but that may have been more of the team effort.

Bradley Orr, Toronto FC – For much of our last viewing of Toronto’s visit to Columbus, this spot was going to be Schuler’s. If anything, Orr’s partner, rookie Nick Hagglund, looked like he was giving the better performance. Starting in the 61st minute, however, Orr made five good defensive reads or clearances in the span of six minutes, a stretch that included a goal mouth clearance that may have saved a goal. A late, ill-advised foul at the edge of the penalty area nearly cost him this spot, but ultimately, we gave the Blackburn loanee the nod.

Seth Sinovic, Sporting Kansas City – I’m bending my rules by picking two left backs, because I can’t resist including Sinovic, who was just edged for the spot on the left. The gap between Sinovic’s performance and that of the weekend’s best right back was enough to convince me to reconsider, even though I like to keep these teams as representative as possible.

We may be wrong about: Chris Schuler, Real Salt Lake; Nick Hagglund, Toronto FC; Chance Myers, Sporting Kansas City; Dan Gargan, LA Galaxy


Jeff Attinella, Real Salt Lake – Perhaps the easiest choice on the board, Attinella made nine saves Saturday in Kansas City, with good reads in the 42nd and 63rd minutes allowing his performance to go beyond mere numbers. His was one of three Team of the Week performances RSL needed to survive Sporting Park.

We may be wrong about: Clint Irwin, Colorado Rapids

Spanish FF fines Valencia for bottle toss; Chastises Barcelona

VALENCIA, SPAIN - OCTOBER 22:  FC Barcelona are hit by objects thrown from the seats after Lionel Messi of FC Barcelona scores his team's third goal from the penalty spot during the La Liga match between Valencia CF and FC Barcelona at Mestalla stadium on October 22, 2016 in Valencia, Spain.  (Photo by David Ramos/Getty Images)
Photo by David Ramos/Getty Images
Leave a comment

Spain’s football federation has fined Valencia about $1600 for the water bottle tossed at celebrating Barcelona players on Saturday.

It’s also criticized Barca’s reaction to Neymar being hit with the water bottle.

[ MORE: Watch the incident here ]

Lionel Messi in particular flipped out at fans, who were furious after Barca scored a match-winning penalty and celebrated near the touch line.

From the BBC:

Spain’s football federation criticised the Barca players for their “exaggerated reaction” and for celebrating in front of home fans, but added “nothing justified” the reaction of the Valencia supporters.

There’s an easy joke to make about playacting/diving here, as Luis Suarez hits the deck despite not appearing to be hit.

But it’s critical to remember that these players at the moment don’t have any idea what’s happened, only that they’ve been hit. And Suarez is covering head, perhaps wondering what’s coming next. Neymar laying on the pitch for a while seems a bit overboard, but I don’t blame Messi nor his teammates for being furious with the supporters.

What do you make of it?

Mourinho admits missing family, but don’t be misled by “disaster” talk

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 02:  Ander Herrera of Manchester United (L) speaks to Jose Mourinho, Manager of Manchester United (C) after the final whistle during the Premier League match between Manchester United and Stoke City at Old Trafford on October 2, 2016 in Manchester, England.  (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)
Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images
Leave a comment

Don’t be misled by the headlines screaming out “disaster”; If this is the beginning of the end for Jose Mourinho at Manchester United, it has nothing to do with his speaking of his time in Manchester.

If you haven’t seen the headlines yet, you will. Mourinho says that life at United has been challenging and, yes, he uses the word disaster.

[ MORE: Chalobah’s double nutmeg ]

But he’s talking about being under the personal microscope, paparazzi and the like. And he’s talking about missing his family. Because, believe it or not, the man is a human being (at least we’re pretty sure).

“I just want to cross the bridge and go to a restaurant. I can’t, so it’s really bad,” Mourinho told Sky Sports.

“For me it’s a bit of a disaster because I want sometimes to walk a little bit and I can’t.”

That last line isn’t talking about tactics, title ambitions, or even the 4-0 loss to Chelsea. True story.

Mourinho’s comments regarding his life at Manchester are interesting and newsworthy, but allow us to go behind the curtain here. The media world is driven by monetization in the form of clicks and time spent on site.

Trumpeting the term “disaster” is tricky. Yes, there are seeds of discontent in Mourinho’s Manchester concerns — and credit to you for clicking through and reading what them in full — but let this thing play out, no? There’s a derby in town today.

WATCH: Chelsea’s Chalobah nutmegs two Manchester United players in seconds

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 23:  Nathaniel Chalobah of Chelsea is closed down by Paul Pogba of Manchester United during the Premier League match between Chelsea and Manchester United at Stamford Bridge on October 23, 2016 in London, England.  (Photo by Mike Hewitt/Getty Images)
Photo by Mike Hewitt/Getty Images
Leave a comment

For the first time since the 2011-12 season, Nathaniel Chalobah is not on loan and getting the chance to show what he can do for Chelsea.

At the very least, the 21-year-old midfielder has given the club a viral video.

[ MORE: Manchester Derby “a final” ]

Chelsea uploaded a video of Chalobah going double nutmeg on Manchester United’s Anthony Martial and Ander Herrera.

Given the opposition, it’s gone quite well to the tune of several hundred thousand views inside of four hours.

Watch the ex-Watford, Nottingham Forest, Middlesbrough, Burnley, Reading, and Napoli man go.

BVB boss Tuchel not worried about Real Madrid links

SHENZHEN, CHINA - JULY 27:  Thomas Tuchel, head coach of Dortmund looks on during team training session for 2016 International Champions Cup match between Manchester City and Borussia Dortmund at Shenzhen Universiade Stadium on July 27, 2016 in Shenzhen, China.  (Photo by Lintao Zhang/Getty Images)
Photo by Lintao Zhang/Getty Images
Leave a comment

Less than five months have passed since Real Madrid won the Champions League final, yet in Florentino Perez’s mind that’s a lifetime. ()

Real’s president is anything but patient with managers, the latest example being Carlo Ancelotti. The Italian was fired a year after winning the club’s long-desired Decima and losing a whopping 19 of 119 matches in charge.

[ MORE: Manchester Derby “a final” ]

So even though Real Madrid leads La Liga under Zinedine Zidane and won the UCL last season, people are always imagining the future.

Borussia Dortmund boss Thomas Tuchel’s style of play has captured the imaginations of so many supporters. And with BVB president Hans-Joachim Watzke claiming that Real is tracking the German, the questions are heading for Tuchel.


“It’s dangerous if you are flattered as a coach.You lose focus on the important things. I read it as a rumour before our game in Ingolstadt and so I already said back then that it’s dangerous to admit it and to think about it because it takes on too much importance.”

There’s no reason for Tuchel to have to ask those questions. Perez has called Zidane’s appointment one of his proudest moments, and that was just three days ago. Even in Perez’s world, that’s only a solid month, maybe two. %tags%