With two goals on Saturday, Clint Dempsey is up to eight this season, leading the league despite incurring and early two-match suspension. (Photo: Getty Images.)

Clint Dempsey, Seattle keep rolling, down Rapids, 4-1

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Let’s break out the calculators, figure out his scoring pace, and try to wrap our heads around how easy it is for Clint Dempsey right now. With two more goals and one spin-flick at the top of the box, the U.S. captain ran his league-leading goals total to eight on the season, leading Seattle to a 4-1 win over visiting Colorado.

Lamar Neagle opened the scoring in first half stoppage time before Dempsey scored twice within the first seven minutes of the second. Obafemi Martins’ 75th minute goal finished Seattle’s scoring, but only after Dillon Serna had ruined Stefan Frei’s shutout. Still, with their second four-goal game of the season, an imposingly power Sounders side runs it unbeaten streak to four, temporarily moving even on points with Dallas at the top of the Western Conference.

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With two goals on Saturday, Clint Dempsey is up to eight this season, leading the league despite incurring and early two-match suspension. (Photo: Getty Images.)

The big story here isn’t going to be the team, though. Dempsey is the headline, the narrative, and the footnotes. After being held scoreless last week in Carson, Calif., the Seattle star made it seven goals in four since his return from suspension, giving Dempsey a goal every 60.1 minutes this season. Perhaps as impressive (particularly in comparison to Erick Torres, the league’s second-leading scorer), only one of Dempsey’s goals has come from the penalty spot.

It’s become a common refrain over the last month: noting this is the Clint Dempsey we expected when he returned to Major League Soccer. At this point in “Deuce’s” hot streak, that’s become a lie. The Seattle star is giving us so much more. Though he’s sure to come back to earth, his current pace would give him 39.9 goals in a 2400-minute season (or, 26-27 90-minute games), a rate that far exceeds any expectations fans had for his return.

It’s because he’s playing at full fitness. His confidence is obviously higher, too. Sigi Schmid is now playing him in his natural position (as opposed to at the tip of a midfield diamond), but perhaps as important, Dempsey has formed a seemingly unstoppable partnership with Martins. The chemistry the two have puts the duo in constant motion, something that’s make it impossible for opposing defenses to adjust. Robbie Keane may keep Seattle from being able to claim it has the league’s two best forwards, but by some distance, the Sounders have the league’s best forward tandem.

Just as in any great success, there’s a confluence of factors that contribute. The challenge for Dempsey and Seattle to to keep it going. At 5-2-1, the Sounders have one of the best records in Major League Soccer. If Dempsey and Martins’ play continues to match their reputations, there’s no reason for this success to stop.

Ronaldo shows no sign of injury while hanging with Conor McGregor

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Cristiano Ronaldo may not be ready for the UEFA Super Cup, but he’s no longer limping around.

To explore the Real Madrid superstar’s Instagram is to see Ronaldo, sometimes clothed, hanging out with celebrities.

In the last couple weeks we’ve seen him with Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez, and now his “bro” Conor McGregor.

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Wait, what?

Yeah, Ronaldo is friends with the MMA star, and showed no ill form (and no brace of any kind) in several posed photos with McGregor.

Although admittedly, McGregor’s IG game is a bit better: The Irish fighter posted a photo of himself sunning in his briefs with the caption, “I’m gonna get him on the Forbes list by next year. But I’m gonna get him on the tan by next week.”

Good luck with both, bro.

Great to see you bro!!💪🏽🔝

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Bruce pens letter to Hull fans: “Desperately wanted to make it work”

YORK, ENGLAND - JULY 23: Steve Bruce manager of  Hull City ahead of the pre-season friendly match between York City and Hull City at Bootham Cresent on July 23, 2014  in York, England. (Photo by Nigel Roddis/Getty Images)
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Many Hull City fans didn’t want Steve Bruce to leave the club, and this open letter shows why.

After leaving the club by “mutual consent” on Friday — it was first widely reported that he quit — fans protested at Hull’s game on Monday.

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Bruce may’ve had his problems with Hull’s ownership, but he certainly got his supporters’ feelings right down to the core.

From the Hull Daily Mail:

My biggest regret is having to walk away but it was a decision I had to make for the sake of the club. The last 12 months have been very tough and it felt like the right step for the club to move forward in a different direction and with someone else in charge.

I desperately wanted to make it work this summer and be a Premier League manager again but, sadly, it wasn’t to be. Nevertheless, I’ve left Hull City with some fantastic memories that I’ll always cherish, including just eight weeks ago in the Championship play-off final at Wembley.

Class from the longtime boss, and we imagine he’ll have a job very soon if he wants it.

Report: Everton to activate release clause of Stoke’s Arnautovic

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 28: Marko Arnautovic (1st L) of Stoke City competes for the ball against Seamus Coleman (2nd L) and Gareth Barry (1st Rof Everton during the Barclays Premier League match between Everton and Stoke City at Goodison Park on December 28, 2015 in Liverpool, England.  (Photo by Dave Thompson/Getty Images)
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Everton is going to activate Marko Arnautovic‘s $16 million release clause to bring the Stoke City striker to Goodison Park, according to a report out of Austria.

Stoke had been trying to sign Arnautovic to a contract extension, but the player was reportedly prepared to play out the final year of his deal.

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The huge 27-year-old Austrian has been with Stoke since 2013, and broke through with 11 Premier League goals last season.

Arnautovic would give Everton support behind Romelu Lukaku, and insurance in case the Toffees do wind up selling their Belgian striker. Everton also has Arouna Kone as a potential target forward, but Oumar Niasse is expecting to leave after less than a year at Goodison Park.

Chelsea wins the League… of Hate; Bournemouth, Leicester not hated

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A family of English newspapers conducted its annual survey of which teams are the most hated in the Premier League, and there’s a new champion.

Manchester United has dropped to second in the table to Chelsea in what the Manchester Evening News called the “League of Hate”.

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According to the MEN, 10,000 fans were quizzed on their love and hate:

A national survey asked fans of each top flight club which sides they hate, and which they love, and the west London club came out as the most disliked club overall.

United, who won the dubious accolade last year, have been revealed to be the next most reviled side.

It’s no surprise that the league’s more successful sides sit atop the table while newer PL clubs like Bournemouth and Burnley are not reviled. That said, Leicester’s dream story has them 19th. How much more success do they need to have before shooting up the hate table?

Here’s the Top Five, and all results:

1) Chelsea
2) Manchester United
3) Liverpool
4) Manchester City
5) Arsenal